Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile

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[onyxfemme]

**DEAD**

 

[Blunt]

It was a joke.

Funny or Die = satirical comedy website.

 

[heiesuke]

Ad or joke

 

[KILLER]

5 years ago I was like this: for Lindsay Lohan I would have fucked her "Painfully tight snatch" RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then 2 years ago I was like:

The 1 year ago I was like:

Now I am:

 

[SickMyDuck]

damn

 

[Jacobi]

Damn, girl is looking broke down as fuck.

 

[LoneStar29]

She was so incredibly pretty when she first came on the scene ... natural red hair ... those cute freckles ... she had a nice healthy shape ... huge titties ... now she looks like a fiend

 

[richlove]

This shit is so fucking sad. People love a fucking train wreck. I guess they don't actually stop to think how young these chicks are that are fucking up their entire lives.

 

[Blunt]

This shit is so fucking sad. People love a fucking train wreck. I guess they don't actually stop to think how young these chicks are that are fucking up their entire lives.

Woman can't catch a break. She MAKES FUN OF HERSELF in a fake dating ad, and people are still dissing her. At least she gets the joke.