"Life Changing" Statements: 5 Words Or Less

[Ming Fei Hong]

10- "Will you marry me?"
09- "I'm having an affair."
08- "I want a divorce."
07- "I'm pregnant."
06- "You are not the father!"
05- "You're fired!"
04- "You won the lottery!"
03- "The jury finds you guilty."
02- "You tested positive for (enter disease here)."
01- "I'm sorry, but (enter name here) died."

What's your list?
(doesn't have to be 10)

 

[bigirl]

Moratorium on new business licenses

 

[Machete]

Moratorium on new business licenses

If that's true, I'm glad that I got mine already

 

[bigirl]

If that's true, I'm glad that I got mine already

In my country it is They just threw that on us today

 

[AristotlesOwn]

1. Congratulations on your acceptance
2. It's a boy
3. It's a girl
4. We're having triplets
5. You're banned

 

[SWATLANTA]

that wasn't a hair bump...

 

[pimpn8ez]

Dad, I just had my period! (A call I got from my 12 yo daughter at the time), she's 20 now.

A brotha had to fly down to SoCal and have that "talk" with her...know what I mean?

 

[doggish_098]

Don't cum in my mouth...

 

[followup]

I don't like you like that
You are beautiful on the inside
(yeah I know that's 6 words)

 

[Harlem's Angel]

"I'll say you raped me"
"Fuck did you just say?"
"Lets get this fool"
"I do."
"Oh shit my husband!"

 

[CT's Finest]

"I'll say you raped me"
"Fuck did you just say?"
"Lets get this fool"
"I do."
"Oh shit my husband!"

WOW!!!

 

[doggish_098]

"I'll say you raped me"

 

[jucurious]

"Bitch, make me a sandwhich!"

^ (to go along with that) "and cut the edges off!"


nah but seriously


"you're hired!"
"[insert current girlfriend here] meet my wife, [insert wife's name here]"
"you're under arrest"
"not guilty"
"the condom broke"
"my period is late"
"we need to talk"

 

[Ming Fei Hong]

"I'll say you raped me"
"Fuck did you just say?"
"Lets get this fool"
"I do."
"Oh shit my husband!"

I swear you SOL sistas are equally beautiful & deadly!!!!!

 

[PrincessC]

"Pull the plug"
"Don't stick that in there"
"It's not you, it's me."

 

[mcguyver]

"I'll say you raped me"
"Fuck did you just say?"
"Lets get this fool"
"I do."
"Oh shit my husband!"

Thats why I had to let you go.

 

[kurrupt]

Lets book Brazil for vacation!

 

[Ming Fei Hong]

Thats why I had to let you go.

 

[DarkCity]

It's Over

 

[SWATLANTA]

-wrong hole...(followed by this look)
-he got a gun
-what are mountain oysters again...

 

[hottmixx]

that wasn't a hair bump...

Boy you stupid!


We're boked on Jerry Springer
I wasn't really born a[insert gender]
[insert child's name] isn't really yours

____________________

 

[Harlem's Angel]

Thats why I had to let you go.

Let me go??? You sure I didn't let you go cuz you're an e-whore with trojans???



"You remember that itch"
"I know what it is"
"I went to the doctor"

 

[Ming Fei Hong]

Let me go??? You sure I didn't let you go cuz you're an e-whore with trojans???

Wrap it up!!!

 

[Crown&Coke]

Wrap it up!!!

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[somebodyshome]

"I'll say you raped me"
"Fuck did you just say?"
"Lets get this fool"
"I do."
"Oh shit my husband!"

 

[somebodyshome]

1. Fuuuuck Thaaaaat!!!!
2. Yeah, it's your baby!!
3. 'Cause you cheated first!!
4. Ofcourse I'm listening!....NOT
5. He's just a friend...

 

[SickMyDuck]

"Whose panties are these?!"

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

When we gon fuck
Eat this pussy good daddy

 

[CT's Finest]

Yo that's my word...

YO THAT"S MY WORD!!!

It's all good.

Holla back.

 

[Chicutie]

"I'll say you raped me"
"Fuck did you just say?"
"Lets get this fool"
"I do."
"Oh shit my husband!"

"I don't love you anymore."
"Valtrex?!?!?!"
"That wasn't my first time."
"You're not over 18?!?"

 

[CT's Finest]

"I'm Rick James BITCH!"

 

[MCP]

"Your application has been successful"

 

[Harlem's Angel]

I'm callin the cops

Well Oprah said...(Yall know Oprah be changin shit around the house lol)

Wanna go to Maury?