Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are
They destroy everything they touch.
Posted on October 10, 2016, at 8:03 a.m.
Kat Angus
BuzzFeed Staff, Canada
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who know that olives are gross, and psychopaths.
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No matter what color the olive is, they all come in the same flavour: rancid salty booty.
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And their revolting juices contaminate any food they come in contact with.
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There is nothing more tragic than ordering a big plate of nachos, only to realize you didn't specify "no olives," so now you can't eat the nachos.
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You shouldn't ruin a perfectly good martini with a single olive.
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And you definitely shouldn't ruin a martini with a BUNCH damned olives and some FREAKING OLIVE JUICE. Ughhhhh.
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Getting a salad and then realizing that there are olives in it is a day-ruining experience.
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So is opening your Subway sandwich only to discover that a lone olive has destroyed the entire thing.
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Why is olive loaf a thing? Why would you do that to bread?!
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Pizza with olives on it is the worst, because you can't pick the olives off. They're already baked into the cheese.
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(And even if you DO somehow pick off the olives, the disgusting olive taste has ALREADY PERMEATED THE REST OF THE PIZZA.)
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Don't even get me started on olive tapenade. Oh yeah, let's mush all the olives together so we can spread the taste of Satan's salty armpits across all the good-tasting food!
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"But my oil is good for you!" Olives, you're not fooling anybody.
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So, in conclusion, olives are definitely the worst.
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Death to olives.
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They destroy everything they touch.
Posted on October 10, 2016, at 8:03 a.m.
Kat Angus
BuzzFeed Staff, Canada
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who know that olives are gross, and psychopaths.
Dan Hodgett/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: danhodgett
No matter what color the olive is, they all come in the same flavour: rancid salty booty.
Jerry Raia/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: jerry-raia
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And their revolting juices contaminate any food they come in contact with.
Francisco Martins/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: betta_design
There is nothing more tragic than ordering a big plate of nachos, only to realize you didn't specify "no olives," so now you can't eat the nachos.
jeffreyw/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: jeffreyww
You shouldn't ruin a perfectly good martini with a single olive.
mollyali/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: mollyali
And you definitely shouldn't ruin a martini with a BUNCH damned olives and some FREAKING OLIVE JUICE. Ughhhhh.
Twitter: @TheRealBBLadyR
ADVERTISEMENT
Getting a salad and then realizing that there are olives in it is a day-ruining experience.
F. Tronchin/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: frenchieb
So is opening your Subway sandwich only to discover that a lone olive has destroyed the entire thing.
Twitter: @Joshua_Silvia
Why is olive loaf a thing? Why would you do that to bread?!
miscdebris/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: miscdebris
Pizza with olives on it is the worst, because you can't pick the olives off. They're already baked into the cheese.
dippy_duck/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: dippy_duck
ADVERTISEMENT
(And even if you DO somehow pick off the olives, the disgusting olive taste has ALREADY PERMEATED THE REST OF THE PIZZA.)
TBS / Via giphy.com
Don't even get me started on olive tapenade. Oh yeah, let's mush all the olives together so we can spread the taste of Satan's salty armpits across all the good-tasting food!
esimpraim/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: dishingupdelights
"But my oil is good for you!" Olives, you're not fooling anybody.
LexnGer/Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: lexnger
So, in conclusion, olives are definitely the worst.
Lynn Friedman / Via Flickr: lynnfriedman
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Death to olives.
Stacy Anderson / Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: stacyanderson