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I'm driving her home from work and she turns to me and says "I like your new BGOL picture (my new sig)". Since the rule is "Never talk about BGOL" I at first didn't even know what she was talking about.
Then she says "I almost kicked the bathroom door in on you until I recognize who's pussy that was." It's her.
So, if it's some random ass, she would have been mad?

Weird chick but she's a keeper.
 
Upgrade Dave said:
I'm driving her home from work and she turns to me and says "I like your new BGOL picture (my new sig)". Since the rule is "Never talk about BGOL" I at first didn't even know what she was talking about.
Then she says "I almost kicked the bathroom door in on you until I recognize who's pussy that was." It's her.
So, if it's some random ass, she would have been mad?

Weird chick but she's a keeper.
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:lol:
 
All ya'll stupid:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


Hey Tuff

between you and me

back when I was fucking up, I actually had a sidechick that told me some similar shit and how she was VERY interested in a threesome.

I couldn't sleep for three days.
 
Upgrade Dave said:
All ya'll stupid:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


Hey Tuff

between you and me

back when I was fucking up, I actually had a sidechick that told me some similar shit and how she was VERY interested in a threesome.

I couldn't sleep for three days.
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I know you ran that by the misses... in some kinda slick :hellyea: way.

I demand to know how that convo went, even if only a little
 
The wife and I had an exciting weekend, took a bunch of pics, shot some video, blah, blah, blah.
So I switch my sig yesterday. This morning, while she's getting ready for work, she looks over my shoulder and says "Who is that?" Literally looked at a picture of herself and had no idea. Had to walk over and stand right next to me to see it.

Just crazy I tell you.
 
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Upgrade Dave said:
The wife and I had an exciting weekend, took a bunch of pics, shot some video, blah, blah, blah.
So I switch my sig yesterday. This morning, while she's getting ready for work, she looks over my shoulder and says "Who is that?" Literally looked at a picture of herself and had no idea. Had to walk over and stand right next to me to see it.

Just crazy I tell you.
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Oh gosh, that's so liberating!:D

From what you wrote on the main board, she's a Gemini. So, I know she can serve it up as kinky or as free-spirited just the way how you like it. ;) Crazy ain't the word, it's more like 'versatile'. :yes:
 
Eva Hornae said:
Oh gosh, that's so liberating!:D

From what you wrote on the main board, she's a Gemini. So, I know she can serve it up as kinky or as free-spirited just the way how you like it. ;) Crazy ain't the word, it's more like 'versatile'. :yes:
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Yep, you got it. I've had to come up with some new shit in the last couple weeks. Lately, I've been glad for her to go to work so I can get the rest.

A good problem to have but...damn.:D
 
Ya'll can expect me to be here harassing folks a lot for the next couple days as the wife is in the hospital having surgery and I need harmless distraction (idle time gets me into trouble).
 
Upgrade Dave said:
Ya'll can expect me to be here harassing folks a lot for the next couple days as the wife is in the hospital having surgery and I need harmless distraction (idle time gets me into trouble).
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Wish you both we well and pray you both can find some joy during this holiday season.
 
Damn she is a keeper man. Down ass chick who cool with whatever it seems. Lucky Bastard!

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
 
Soufboy said:
Damn she is a keeper man. Down ass chick who cool with whatever it seems. Lucky Bastard!

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
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Down for just about whatever. If I got her to go for that other 2% of the shit in my head, we wouldn't be able to hold down jobs. So I have no complaints.:D
 
I was originally going to come here and bitch about how she fucked up my VDay but then she got a call saying her mom was in emergency surgery so my complaint seemed smaller and more petty than it already was.
She did fuck up my day early (like pre-dawn) but it's a small thing (to me) in the big picture.
Just like I would put my mother, quality wise, against anyone else's, my mother in law has been the exact mother in law I would create: completely noninterfering, if not completely supportive.
 
Now it's getting to the point where she's co-managing my account. I hadn't changed the pic in a while because I didn't know how to do it once Photobucket changed their format and I didn't know how to first copy links and then size them down to a smaller appropriate size. Suddenly I'm getting "When are you going to change that picture?".
Who's shit is this? She's about to have to get her own joint.
 
Wife walked in on our 16 yrs apparently pleasuring himself the other night.
Now she's walking around like she's got PTSD or something. I've been telling her for years to stop barging in on him but her Black ass had to learn the hard way.
Shit's funny to me. He, of course, is either over it or has an awesome poker face.
 
Upgrade Dave said:
Wife walked in on our 16 yrs apparently pleasuring himself the other night.
Now she's walking around like she's got PTSD or something. I've been telling her for years to stop barging in on him but her Black ass had to learn the hard way.
Shit's funny to me. He, of course, is either over it or has an awesome poker face.
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The ladies really have a hard time getting over their sons puberty. I saw it with my Mom. She was coming home with grocery bags and I was with a neighbors daughter, sitting very close and chatting. I had a hard on, shit I was 12 or 13. So I get up to go help her and she looks down at my crotch. There was no hiding. Silence ensued. Next day, there were larger size packs of undies in my clothes drawer. Not a word was said.

Fast fwd to 2 years ago when wifey sees our 13 y/o with porn on his phone and freaks out. I'm smiling and telling her to chill, which infuriates her even more. He got over it in no time, but wifey talks about it now.:lol::lol:
 
Geritol said:
The ladies really have a hard time getting over their sons puberty. I saw it with my Mom. She was coming home with grocery bags and I was with a neighbors daughter, sitting very close and chatting. I had a hard on, shit I was 12 or 13. So I get up to go help her and she looks down at my crotch. There was no hiding. Silence ensued. Next day, there were larger size packs of undies in my clothes drawer. Not a word was said.
Fast fwd to 2 years ago when wifey sees our 13 y/o with porn on his phone and freaks out. I'm smiling and telling her to chill, which infuriates her even more. He got over it in no time, but wifey talks about it now.:lol::lol:
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:lol::lol:

I knew it was coming (pun completely intended) but I tried to spare my wife this event.
Oh well. It's given me hours of amusement and that's good enough for me.
 
Upgrade Dave said:
Wife walked in on our 16 yrs apparently pleasuring himself the other night.
Now she's walking around like she's got PTSD or something. I've been telling her for years to stop barging in on him but her Black ass had to learn the hard way.
Shit's funny to me. He, of course, is either over it or has an awesome poker face.
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Yeah our kids have the entire upper floor of the house. The boys have their rooms. I do NOT. Under any circumstances go up there. I do not under any circumstances WANT to go up there at night, or anything. The only time we go up there is when 1 of us has the 4 yr old and are putting her to nite nite. Our gf who helps with cleaning makes the boys if they're in their room get up and come open the door. She won't just barge in. The girls are different with us for some reason, we'll tap and then open. lol

Your wife need to stop bustin up in peoples rooms. She going to walk in like Loretta Devine did on Donald Faison in Waiting to Exhale and see some shit she REALLY don't wanna see then.
 
WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff said:
Yeah our kids have the entire upper floor of the house. The boys have their rooms. I do NOT. Under any circumstances go up there. I do not under any circumstances WANT to go up there at night, or anything. The only time we go up there is when 1 of us has the 4 yr old and are putting her to nite nite. Our gf who helps with cleaning makes the boys if they're in their room get up and come open the door. She won't just barge in. The girls are different with us for some reason, we'll tap and then open. lol

Your wife need to stop bustin up in peoples rooms. She going to walk in like Loretta Devine did on Donald Faison in Waiting to Exhale and see some shit she REALLY don't wanna see then.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

We saw that movie, she should have already known. Some people can't be warned. They have to learn the hard way. In the couple weeks since, she's been knocking and waiting for him to say "Come in" and just switched up completely.
My amusement continues.
 

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