In my talks with Barack Obama, he's confided in me that the race for the Democratic candidate has been getting a little too close. He doesn't attribute it to Hillary's crying or the mudslinging about the slumlord or even the fact that White America won't vote for a Black man. No, he attributes it to one thing...the lack of titties on SOL. I know, I was shocked too. You see, the Hillary base is energized and motivated by the plethora of threads where men post their junk for women and homosexual men to see. Each one of these threads is like a mini-campaign rally for Mrs. Clinton. You see, you are helping to defeat the cause. Obama's top strategists have stayed up all night thinking of ways to combat this. His political thinktank has come up with a solution: counteract the junk threads with fresh titty threads. Women, your titties can energize the base that will lead Obama to the promised land and to the White House in 2008. Let's go. YES WE CAN. CHANGE IN '08. SI SE PUEDE.
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she about to kick your ass.
