So I was in the club mindin my own, poppin bottles and spittin at models and shit..I just got back from Brazilian ju-jujitsu class and Im feelin extra pumped with energy...
anyway, im grindin on this girl and spittin da izm in her ear as she grinds harder and harder..then out of nowhere this dude comes up and is like "fuck off"...Im like "Dont talk to me like that! Is that yo chica? I didnt know, my bad"...I guess dude got pissed cuz homegirl was shakin her ass like I was still behind her and lookin dead at me, winkin with da "come hither" shit....so I pull my Brazilian hip flex, up-jump-the-pussy, eye contact on the girl...then ol boy pushes me....thats when shit got bad.....
everything turned green and shit...my muscles grew bigger...you remember the last dragon and how everything was in slow motion and different colors??...yea...that was me...I said to myself "whos the master?"...then a voice in my head said "it aint that mofucka!!"....at the same time my pecs got all big and sweaty and shit, like the hulk, then my mind got clear ... So I naturally squared up with motion smoother drunk pimp and gave his ass a flying dragon knee from hell....
the rest is blurry....I was still recovering from my own rawness, you know, different colors and shit....
all I know is that security peeled me off this pussy ass dude.....I had em in a choke hold and wouldnt let em go until he said his ABC's in portuguese...after that, I got hella numbers and shit...girls throwin ass at me like Im a toilet seat with perfume on it....then outta of the blue, the girl I was dancin with before gave me her number after cleanin up her man...she probably saw all the colors and shit and was like "damn"....
anyway, I had to get that off my chest and I gotta luv the ladies mayne........
.....my pecs are still big and shit.......different colors and shit....
anyway, im grindin on this girl and spittin da izm in her ear as she grinds harder and harder..then out of nowhere this dude comes up and is like "fuck off"...Im like "Dont talk to me like that! Is that yo chica? I didnt know, my bad"...I guess dude got pissed cuz homegirl was shakin her ass like I was still behind her and lookin dead at me, winkin with da "come hither" shit....so I pull my Brazilian hip flex, up-jump-the-pussy, eye contact on the girl...then ol boy pushes me....thats when shit got bad.....
everything turned green and shit...my muscles grew bigger...you remember the last dragon and how everything was in slow motion and different colors??...yea...that was me...I said to myself "whos the master?"...then a voice in my head said "it aint that mofucka!!"....at the same time my pecs got all big and sweaty and shit, like the hulk, then my mind got clear ... So I naturally squared up with motion smoother drunk pimp and gave his ass a flying dragon knee from hell....
the rest is blurry....I was still recovering from my own rawness, you know, different colors and shit....
all I know is that security peeled me off this pussy ass dude.....I had em in a choke hold and wouldnt let em go until he said his ABC's in portuguese...after that, I got hella numbers and shit...girls throwin ass at me like Im a toilet seat with perfume on it....then outta of the blue, the girl I was dancin with before gave me her number after cleanin up her man...she probably saw all the colors and shit and was like "damn"....
anyway, I had to get that off my chest and I gotta luv the ladies mayne........
.....my pecs are still big and shit.......different colors and shit....
