Joke....

[Lick]

How about this one:
A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her -- knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.

The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers."

Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:








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"Just so you know - I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for YOU, sweet-heart, would I cut 2 inches off my dick. So send back the bottle."

 

[femmenoire]

How about this one:
A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her -- knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.

The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers."

Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:








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"Just so you know - I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for YOU, sweet-heart, would I cut 2 inches off my dick. So send back the bottle."

Hahahaha! I like that.

 

[thoughtone]

The CEO of a food company is taking a tour of his company’s research and development lab. He notices a researcher working on a usual looking fruit. “What are you working on”, asked the executive to the technician. “A fruit”, the technician responds. The technician offers the CEO the fruit and confidently asks him to take a bite. “Mmmmm, an apple, so what’s the big deal.” The technician tells his CEO to turn it around and take another bite. “Wow, an orange, two flavors in one fruit” exclaims the CEO! “If you can get a fruit to taste like pussy, then we could triple our sales!”

Several weeks later the CEO returns to see how much progress his researcher has made on the unusual project. “I think I have got it”, said the technician to the CEO, “Take a bite.” The CEO takes a hearty bite of the fruit and then just as quickly spits out the fruit realizing that the flavor was definitely not as pleasurable as he expected. “This taste like shit”, screamed the CEO. The technician pauses and says to the CEO, “Turn it around.”

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

The CEO of a food company is taking a tour of his company’s research and development lab. He notices a researcher working on a usual looking fruit. “What are you working on”, asked the executive to the technician. “A fruit”, the technician responds. The technician offers the CEO the fruit and confidently asks him to take a bite. “Mmmmm, an apple, so what’s the big deal.” The technician tells his CEO to turn it around and take another bite. “Wow, an orange, two flavors in one fruit” exclaims the CEO! “If you can get a fruit to taste like pussy, then we could triple our sales!”

Several weeks later the CEO returns to see how much progress his researcher has made on the unusual project. “I think I have got it”, said the technician to the CEO, “Take a bite.” The CEO takes a hearty bite of the fruit and then just as quickly spits out the fruit realizing that the flavor was definitely not as pleasurable as he expected. “This taste like shit”, screamed the CEO. The technician pauses and says to the CEO, “Turn it around.”

.Ok,I had to read that twice b4 I got it

 

[HoneyDip]

How about this one:
A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her -- knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.

The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers."

Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:








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"Just so you know - I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for YOU, sweet-heart, would I cut 2 inches off my dick. So send back the bottle."

 

[Lick]

The CEO of a food company is taking a tour of his company’s research and development lab. He notices a researcher working on a usual looking fruit. “What are you working on”, asked the executive to the technician. “A fruit”, the technician responds. The technician offers the CEO the fruit and confidently asks him to take a bite. “Mmmmm, an apple, so what’s the big deal.” The technician tells his CEO to turn it around and take another bite. “Wow, an orange, two flavors in one fruit” exclaims the CEO! “If you can get a fruit to taste like pussy, then we could triple our sales!”

Several weeks later the CEO returns to see how much progress his researcher has made on the unusual project. “I think I have got it”, said the technician to the CEO, “Take a bite.” The CEO takes a hearty bite of the fruit and then just as quickly spits out the fruit realizing that the flavor was definitely not as pleasurable as he expected. “This taste like shit”, screamed the CEO. The technician pauses and says to the CEO, “Turn it around.”

DAYUMN!