"YOU CANNOT give a woman everything she needs.
If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own.
God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own.
God gave them hair, they cut it off and fixed their own.
He gave them breast, they repackage it to what they want.
God still gave them buttocks, they arrange it to the size they want.
If even God can't satisfy them, then who are U to think that you can please them?
My brother don't kill yourself."
- Robert Mugabe