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Ironman vs Mandalorian vs Batman - all out! WHO YOU GOT?

Ironman vs Mandalorian vs Batman - all out! WHO YOU GOT?

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Lots of Bat's tech came from Alfred - or somebody else IIRC. I dunno the canon on Bat's shit but Tony is like one of the top 3 smartest people in the world. There's no way he can't figure out either one of those guys and smoke them, prep time or no prep time.
If you notice Mando gets his ass kicked repeatedly until there's a sudden plot twist that allows him to win. There really is no logical justification for it.
So there you have it.
 
D24OHA said:
See now this has me thinking......

I mean these are all fictional characters so, all points can be right or bullshit depending on the numerous depictions across multiple platforms over the years...


But, they show Batman training physically.......
Do they ever show that mfkr reading or doing math problems for fun?

How does he find time to be the world's strongest AND smartest?

I'll give you the meditations and ancient arts....stuff

But that mfkr can't spend numerous hrs working out, numerous hours reading AND numerous hours fighting crime.......while maintaining the cover of your average billionaire playboy....
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I THINK they just handwave and its assumed that bruce wayne has a natural aptitude for sleuthing, detecting and inventing.

Remember in the comics Peter Parker INVENTED the webbing solution in his freaking bedroom soon after getting bitten. As a student Peter was into chemistry but they sold to us that this kid invented something 3M couldn't figure out using resources from his HIGHSCHOOL chem lab????!!

translation...white men can do ANYTHING they want with little practical explanation for it and we (meaning all of us literally) just accept it because..thats how we've all been conditioned in western culture.
 
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D24OHA said:
See now this has me thinking......

I mean these are all fictional characters so, all points can be right or bullshit depending on the numerous depictions across multiple platforms over the years...


But, they show Batman training physically.......
Do they ever show that mfkr reading or doing math problems for fun?

How does he find time to be the world's strongest AND smartest?

I'll give you the meditations and ancient arts....stuff

But that mfkr can't spend numerous hrs working out, numerous hours reading AND numerous hours fighting crime.......while maintaining the cover of your average billionaire playboy....
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It's the magic of comics! The amount of muscle needed to do all that shyt and still be as fast as he is physically impossible. You can be a beast or you can be fast. You can't be both Batman somehow can be both. I always saw Batman to look like a tall welterweight. You have to be lean enough to be able to jump/swing from rooftop to rooftop without causing long term joint damage and that is just the least of his problems if he actually has the muscle that comics draw him to have..
 
knightmelodic said:
Lots of Bat's tech came from Alfred - or somebody else IIRC. I dunno the canon on Bat's shit but Tony is like one of the top 3 smartest people in the world. There's no way he can't figure out either one of those guys and smoke them, prep time or no prep time.
If you notice Mando gets his ass kicked repeatedly until there's a sudden plot twist that allows him to win. There really is no logical justification for it.
So there you have it.
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Technically those plot twist happen for Batman AND IronMan!!! All these motherfcukers get their asses kicked until some small quirk that only THEY know about works in their favor. If we're taking the movies as this discussion the original IronMan movie. His suit is down to like 12% and he is fighting a fully functional Iron Monger suit that is more powerful. Since he tested his suit and new the limitations, he knew the suit would shut down when leaving the atmosphere...If Tony is so smart wouldn't he had constructed a suit that could withstand the cold temperatures of outer space? ANY tech knows if a server room is too cold your gonna get hardware failures. Hence why server farms aren't cooled to meat locker temperatures. Sure one could make the argument that it was overlooked, but at what point is it a plot twist or is he actually the 3rd smartest man in a particular universe.
 
D24OHA said:
See now this has me thinking......

I mean these are all fictional characters so, all points can be right or bullshit depending on the numerous depictions across multiple platforms over the years...


But, they show Batman training physically.......
Do they ever show that mfkr reading or doing math problems for fun?

How does he find time to be the world's strongest AND smartest?

I'll give you the meditations and ancient arts....stuff

But that mfkr can't spend numerous hrs working out, numerous hours reading AND numerous hours fighting crime.......while maintaining the cover of your average billionaire playboy....
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0utsyder said:
It's the magic of comics! The amount of muscle needed to do all that shyt and still be as fast as he is physically impossible. You can be a beast or you can be fast. You can't be both Batman somehow can be both. I always saw Batman to look like a tall welterweight. You have to be lean enough to be able to jump/swing from rooftop to rooftop without causing long term joint damage and that is just the least of his problems if he actually has the muscle that comics draw him to have..
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ansatsusha_gouki said:
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Who is the Black Superman? I mean - so powerful that h has to tone down his power to fight even uber powered foes - self nerf-ing

possibly Blue Marvel but I would I would like to hear others but no Electic powers - there are vids on the Black hero with electric powers trope
 
doug777 said:
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If u think Captain America “kicked his ass” then your opinion about fighting means jack shit. He barely.m, just barely was able to stop him, while helping another super soldier, all while all 3 where near death. No one “got their ass beat” and if they did, it was all of them
 
rrebelrrabbi said:
If u think Captain America “kicked his ass” then your opinion about fighting means jack shit. He barely.m, just barely was able to stop him, while helping another super soldier, all while all 3 where near death. No one “got their ass beat” and if they did, it was all of them
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No matter what happened beforehand, if at the end of the fight I'm down and helpless and you can choose to stomp me out or take it easy on me, you're going to leave thinking you kicked my ass, and anyone watching will think the same thing.
 
doug777 said:
No matter what happened beforehand, if at the end of the fight I'm down and helpless and you can choose to stomp me out or take it easy on me, you're going to leave thinking you kicked my ass, and anyone watching will think the same thing.
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That’s not true at all. Especially if it was two of yall vs 1 me. Ima think “u bitch ass niggas had to jump me, or I woulda killed one of yall”. Also, Tony wasn’t so incapacitated that he was “helpless”. The fight was ended because his arc reactor was destroyed. If that woulda happened in the first 30 seconds he woulda had no choice but to stop them too. He was literally winning until the last 3-5 seconds. U haven’t been in many fights or grew up around fighting have u? Winning doesn’t mean someone got “their ass whooped”. Getting your ass whooped is losing lopsidedly. That’s not close to what happened.
 
doug777 said:
No matter what happened beforehand, if at the end of the fight I'm down and helpless and you can choose to stomp me out or take it easy on me, you're going to leave thinking you kicked my ass, and anyone watching will think the same thing.
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Also, most people will leave thinking, goddamn, that mfer almost got me, or, they’d leave thinkin thank god for winter soldier, he woulda fucked me up if I was by myself
 
rrebelrrabbi said:
Also, Tony wasn’t so incapacitated that he was “helpless”. The fight was ended because his arc reactor was destroyed.
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I saw a man who was at the mercy of another man. Rogers could have used his shield to knock out every one of Stark's teeth.
 
doug777 said:
I saw a man who was at the mercy of another man. Rogers could have used his shield to knock out every one of Stark's teeth.
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And when Tony told Cap to “stay down, last warning” he coulda did the same thing. Again, neither got their ass whooped, OR they both got they ass whooped. But Cap, MOST DEFINITELY didn’t jus whoop Ironman ass like u tryna say. Thas crazy talk
 
Mando wins. You already know alien technilogy is thousands of years more advanced than anything earthlings and can whip up. All he has to do is hit iron man and bats with those whistling birds or that disintegration rifle and it's a wrap



 

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