If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?

[prose00]

So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!

she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface

So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?

 

[LSN]

Personal preference...you'll have nasty niggas running up in here saying it's cool...honestly sex or not...I wholeheartedly expect a chic to wash her ass after taking a shit before she get in the bed as I do the same

 

[(0_0)..l.. finger]

Personal preference...you'll have nasty niggas running up in here saying it's cool...honestly sex or not...I wholeheartedly expect a chic to wash her ass after taking a shit before she get in the bed as I do the same

 

[Soufboy]

Knaw you not immature. Don't dare expect me to hit that if you just shitted and didn't bath afterwards. Hell I make sure to keep myself clean before sex so I expect her to do the same. Don't want a smelly ass or pussy.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus

 

[oxx727]

Personal preference...you'll have nasty niggas running up in here saying it's cool...honestly sex or not...I wholeheartedly expect a chic to wash her ass after taking a shit before she get in the bed as I do the same

FA SHO

 

[yureeka9]

Naw, I'm with you on this one homie. Its takes 10 min to get her ass clean in a shower. What's wrong with gettin it fresh? Don't nobody wanna smell no freshly shitted ass tooted up in they face doggystyle!

 

[Eduble]

How long was she in the bathroom and did it sound runny? If it is more than 15 minutes and it smell like death is following her then hell yeah she need to go wash her ass.

 

[Traveler]

Personal preference...you'll have nasty niggas running up in here saying it's cool...honestly sex or not...I wholeheartedly expect a chic to wash her ass after taking a shit before she get in the bed as I do the same

Nothing else needs to be said

 

[Bumpee]

Sounds like you're being an adult to me.

 

[SLY]

I thought it was basic hygiene to wash your ass after taking a shit?

Your lady has become "comfortable"

 

[4 Dimensional]

Unwritten rule...

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Oh, she gotta go wash that aice after she takes a def or I ain't fuckin'. Hell, I don't even really wanna fuck unless I showered first.

 

[BIG Bambu]

My bed is a dingleberry free zone! Bitch better hop her nasty sss in some water if she plans on laying up wit me.

 

[2 ONE 3]

That shit is gross.


Wash your ass

Cuz if thats wifey you know she wants you to eat the box too..


I couldn't / wouldn't knowing she just dropped the kids off at the pool..

 

[ballscout1]

If it was just a quicky nut whats with all the demands.

You would fuck if she was out jogging or working in the garden.

If she was expecting you to eat the as thats different.

you ain't never came in from hoopin or work or cutting the damn grass and had a quick hit while the kids sleep or outside

does she have to turn the lights out too

does she have to get a towell soon as you done or is okay if she goes to sleep with cum in her.

 

[PC Freak]

lol:

 

[Powerless_Controlfreak]

You're on the right track my man and she's the one who needs to do the growing up. Times sure are changing. Makes no sense for a woman's hygiene to be that poor. Address it ASAP homie. Otherwise, shittin' and sleeping nude is next up!

 

[pookie]

Not a requirement, but she knows that when she skips the shower, the ass eatin' is out. Therefore, she's now conditioned to shower, as to not miss out. You must give her incentives!

Told this chick i liked ass, i was meaning bootycheeks, and first thing out her mouth was "ohh you wanna stick it in my butt, i gotta get used to a finger first" and then started talking about she gotta make sure to keep it fresh then..and she did

 

[LSN]

If it was just a quicky nut whats with all the demands.

You would fuck if she was out jogging or working in the garden.

If she was expecting you to eat the as thats different.

you ain't never came in from hoopin or work or cutting the damn grass and had a quick hit while the kids sleep or outside

does she have to turn the lights out too

does she have to get a towell soon as you done or is okay if she goes to sleep with cum in her.

This nigga tried to compare jogging/working in a garden to taking a shit...only on BGOL

 

[kinglickk]

a bitch better!!!! - at least use some wet ones or something!!!

 

[ballscout1]

This nigga tried to compare jogging/working in a garden to taking a shit...only on BGOL

a funky ass is a funky ass.

you was hitting the pussy not the ass...

but what else would i expect from the skinny jeans generation.

so i willing to bet that you mofokrs ain't never hit when the friend was in town.

prissy ass niggas

 

[DAHITMAN]

hygieine is a must

 

[john blackcorn]

id rather she shower before sex regardless. aint no such thing as spur of the moment sex. if we gonna do it we both gonna be at our freshest, last thing i need is a hint of all day asshole aroma to smack me in the face while im hittin from the back

 

[Deezz]

She should want to take a shower. Shouldn't be my preference.

 

[Criptonite187]

If my lady did that shit It would be over thee end... no argument no discussion. grab ur shit and get the fuck out.

 

[sammyjax]

How long was she in the bathroom and did it sound runny? If it is more than 15 minutes and it smell like death is following her then hell yeah she need to go wash her ass.

If it was just a quicky nut whats with all the demands.

You would fuck if she was out jogging or working in the garden.

If she was expecting you to eat the as thats different.

you ain't never came in from hoopin or work or cutting the damn grass and had a quick hit while the kids sleep or outside

does she have to turn the lights out too

does she have to get a towell soon as you done or is okay if she goes to sleep with cum in her.

nah man ain't no gotdamn ifs.

Oh, she gotta go wash that aice after she takes a def or I ain't fuckin'. Hell, I don't even really wanna fuck unless I showered first.

my country ass nigga shorty

 

[john blackcorn]

and bro u might wanna consider cutting her off. its bad enough the bitch wants to fuck right after taking a shit, its even worse that shes tries to debate u on it. nasty as fuck

 

[tallblacknyc]

courtesy shower is suppose to be in everybody vocab

hell i had broads call me out of nowhere on some i'm downstairs let me come upstairs to give u some head/fuck and i still hopped in da shower for like a quick 5mins.. maybe a few times a quick hot washup of da dick/nuts but dat was juss for some head

 

[worldclass45]

Everyone need to wash they ass
before and after
they take a piss or a dump.
if your going to have sex.

 

[LSN]

Now you're just saying all types of dumb shit...skinny jeans a sweaty ass and a shitty ass are the same conditions huh? Clown

a funky ass is a funky ass.

you was hitting the pussy not the ass...

but what else would i expect from the skinny jeans generation.

so i willing to bet that you mofokrs ain't never hit when the friend was in town.

prissy ass niggas

 

[xxironxx]

Shittin or not I want you to wash that than b4 hand. I don't want no all day pussy

 

[IMDATDUDE]

a funky ass is a funky ass.

you was hitting the pussy not the ass...

but what else would i expect from the skinny jeans generation.

so i willing to bet that you mofokrs ain't never hit when the friend was in town.

prissy ass niggas

Nope you got to wash your ass after a shit. Man I personally think(I'm sure most do) the only way to properly clean your ass after a shit is by showering. Just wiping with toilet paper is not doing enough. WASH THAT MOTHERFUCKA OUT!!!!!

This is why grown ass people still have shit stains in their underwear.

 

[sammyjax]

Now you're just saying all types of dumb shit...skinny jeans a sweaty ass and a shitty ass are the same conditions huh? Clown

right. actually sweat don't even stink if you wash your ass. i can hoop for hours and not stink. my chick comes back from pure barre and everything down there still smells like the lady vapors in the bathroom before she left.

if your broad want to fuck with a shitty ass: she nasty
if your broad is musty because she sweat (or fucking period): she nasty

 

[Coldchi]

my wife takes a shower after doing that anyway. bet not come climbin her shitty ass back in the bed. havin shit crumbs all in the sheet and shit. naw playa.

 

[donwuan]

Typical BGOL comments:

"It's not your pussy, It's just your shitty turn".

"I'd eat that shitty ass if you won't".

"If you ain't eating that shitty ass, best bet another nigga is".