if only ......
To those of us with like mines as to our current state of affairs in DC
I'm stuck in a traffic jam...nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll it down and ask, "What's going on?" He says, "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress...and are asking for a 10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." So I inquire, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" The man replies, "About a gallon."
To those of us with like mines as to our current state of affairs in DC
I'm stuck in a traffic jam...nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll it down and ask, "What's going on?" He says, "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress...and are asking for a 10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." So I inquire, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" The man replies, "About a gallon."
