I may have gotten this chick pregnant? (HELP)

Any advice from the ladies will be welcomed by my dumbass.

I was initimate with a young lady last month that is now screaming from the rooftops that i'm the daddy.

I have no children, have never gotten anyone pregnant before, but have had 4 other females scare the living piss outta my dumbass with this same situation, only to find out they were lying.

I'm no ladies man either. Just an average joe.

I went in heat, looked up some female classmates from my highschool, (facebook) we met up, within 5 minutes she was gaving me head in my car, then we drove to a secluded spot and had sex for like 3 minutes. I dropped her back home and have spoken to her like 2x's after this incident. I could tell that she wanted to pursue a relationship but i didn't want that and i felt that that pissed her off. Maybe she is tryna be vengeful?

She has 2 kids by 2 other baby daddies.

She contacted me yesterday and is claiming that she is pregnant and that it's mine.
We are supposed to go to the doctor on Saturday but what i'm asking is if she is indeed pregnant, how can i be sure i'm the daddy? Can any test be provided to exonerate me if i'm not?

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:hmm: WTF?
 
Yes, yes, this is a repost:

Original Poster: 20746, same title and all!

Is SOL so dead that we have to repost dumb ass stories....sad!
 
Yes, yes, this is a repost:

Original Poster: 20746, same title and all!

Is SOL so dead that we have to repost dumb ass stories....sad!

Whooptie-FUCKING-doo. OMG, you've found me out. Oh no, whatever am I to do? Did you earn your Agatha Shitstie merit badge with that one Sherlock???
 
Damn, nobody asked you motherfuckers to question whether or not this shit is real. I don't question the bullshit you post. Just discuss the issue or shut the fuck up.

Oooh, touche, touche! why does it have to be all that. maybe you are pulling some fake sh--. with that attitude i wonder if u really r gettin any! :confused:


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Oooh, touche, touche! why does it have to be all that. maybe you are pulling some fake sh--. with that attitude i wonder if u really r gettin any! :confused:


:lol:

Nah, I'm good, and after this weekend, I'll be even better. So, let's talk about yourself. Still living off the government's tit?? Have you found a suitable father for you children? Maybe having too much sex is what you got into the predicament you're currently in. But I know who you really are, Jennifer Garner.

Dumbass should've stayed "lurking".
 
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