I bet she felt WONDERFUL.

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

The greatest proposal i've ever seen.

 

[RAULDK]

FOR A DAY...
THEN IT IS BACK TO THE NORM....
I CAN HEAR HER SAYING ....

WE DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY FOR "ME" TO BUY THINGS.
YOU DONT PAY ALL THE BILLS YOU NEED TO GET A SECOND JOB.

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE LOVE MY BELLY HURTS(14 DAYS OUT OF 31 DAYS)

I AM ON MY PERIOD AND NO I CAN'T TASTE YOU, THAT'S NASTY(7 DAYS OUT OF 31 DAYS)

I HAVE CRAMPS AND I AM BLOATED (7 DAYS OUT OF 31 DAYS)

OK LETS HAVE SEX AT MY TIME AND CONTROL, NO I DON'T WANT MY LEGS UP IN THE AIR. NO I DON'T WANT TO DO IT DOGGYSTYLE. NO YOU CAN'T PULL MY HAIR. DON'T SWEAT ON MY FAKE HAIR. HURRY UP. DON'T COME IN ME????(ONLY 3 FUCKING DAYS OUT OF THE 31 DAYS)

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Interesting. You think he should've just taken the money he spent on the proposal and marriage and used it to buy whores?

 

[RAULDK]

Yep,
you pay, they do, you happy and they go.
The days of buying the cow because she felt you were taking advantage of her are over.
Milk goes bad if you don't keep it cold hearted.

 

[Iron]

why do people keep posting this?

We don't care. Stop it already.

 

[melonpecan]

Longwinded but adorable.


I guess it's official though, BGOL doesn't have 'romantic' in its dictionary.

 

[SickMyDuck]

FOR A DAY...
THEN IT IS BACK TO THE NORM....
I CAN HEAR HER SAYING ....

WE DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY FOR "ME" TO BUY THINGS.
YOU DONT PAY ALL THE BILLS YOU NEED TO GET A SECOND JOB.

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE LOVE MY BELLY HURTS(14 DAYS OUT OF 31 DAYS)

I AM ON MY PERIOD AND NO I CAN'T TASTE YOU, THAT'S NASTY(7 DAYS OUT OF 31 DAYS)

I HAVE CRAMPS AND I AM BLOATED (7 DAYS OUT OF 31 DAYS)

OK LETS HAVE SEX AT MY TIME AND CONTROL, NO I DON'T WANT MY LEGS UP IN THE AIR. NO I DON'T WANT TO DO IT DOGGYSTYLE. NO YOU CAN'T PULL MY HAIR. DON'T SWEAT ON MY FAKE HAIR. HURRY UP. DON'T COME IN ME????(ONLY 3 FUCKING DAYS OUT OF THE 31 DAYS)

Damn. I ain't gettin' married.