How many of yall had a dream about taking a piss?!!? WTF...Crazy shit....

[??????]

the shit is deceptive as hell...lol

fuck it, i dont care, im probably going to get clowned, but i dont give a fuck. i dont have a e-ego. i personally thought it was hilarious.

but i had that dream this morning and i fell for it, lol...

basically in the dream i was taking a piss, a good piss at that, so my dumb ass thought the dream was real, so i started letting loose in the bed..lol.

i woke up like damn, i just pissed the bed! then i just started laughing. (then of course washed the sheets and took a shower)

its funny how you think a dream is real sometimes.

dont front, i know some of yall had that same dream too.

 

[qseal00]

Damn, slick. I hope this topic was worth it in the long run.

 

[DjMorpheus]

man you are gonna regret this post, however I must thank you in advance for the laughs that will soon be provided at your expense...the clowning will be legendary pissboy. someone should make a bgol psychiatrist software that checks posts while they're being made and before the post button is hit a little man pops up on the screen and says some shit like this...

 

[Solomon]

I'll admit it. I had the dream in my late teens. I was embarrassed about it at the time. Since then, I've started to have the dream a hand full of times but have always waken up knowing what was about to happen. I think it occurs more than people admit to it. D. L. Hughley even talked about it happening to him in one of his stand up acts.

 

[??????]

the way i see it, im like eminem in 8 mile. i already dissed/clowned myself, so clowning me is just co-signing basically!

i thought it was hilarious, best laugh i had in a minute. im sure the clowning will be funny too. i dont care man, its just the internet.

im still tripping on why i even had a dream about taking a piss

 

[??????]

I'll admit it. I had the dream in my late teens. I was embarrassed about it at the time. Since then, I've started to have the dream a hand full of times but have always waken up knowing what was about to happen. I think it occurs more than people admit to it. D. L. Hughley even talked about it happening to him in one of his stand up acts.

lmao, see im not alone..

i wish i could see that d.l hughley routine.

 

[Damian Stone]

You might be diabetic....

 

[Darth Dot]

I was there once in my youth, The shit was real as hell and felt so good it was a beer piss before i even had beer.

 

[Bloydrecords]

This happened to me before im not ashamed.You think your just pissing in your dream but your also pissing in your bed.

 

[The Black HHH]

the way i see it, im like eminem in 8 mile. i already dissed/clowned myself, so clowning me is just co-signing basically!

i thought it was hilarious, best laugh i had in a minute. im sure the clowning will be funny too. i dont care man, its just the internet.

im still tripping on why i even had a dream about taking a piss

You did the wise thing.
You clowned yourself before you could be clowned.

Regardless, this is some shit better saved for hanging with your boys and pretending like your drunk when you ask it.

 

[Blu Diablo]

Your body is run by the best fuckin computer ever conceptualized. Even when you ignore it, it stays in function mode.

If you aint eating right, you will dream about food..and you will get up to go find some....same shit if you thirsty...same thing if you gotta piss.

All that said and nothing having anything to do with an e-ego, why share that here?

 

[NightMare Paint]

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[keone]

yeah me too i had the same dream when i had my first beer

 

[taskmaster]

when i was young i had a dream that i was shoopping for a new toilet....so ofcourse i had to test it out. it musta been the best piss id taken. then i bought the toilet cause it did its job. i wake up a bit later in a pool of my wn piss around my waist.....needless to say i was cracking up when this happened. i still dont know where the hell i came up with "shopping for a newtoilet" from...smh..

 

[alexw]

the way i see it, im like eminem in 8 mile. i already dissed/clowned myself, so clowning me is just co-signing basically!

i thought it was hilarious, best laugh i had in a minute. im sure the clowning will be funny too. i dont care man, its just the internet.

im still tripping on why i even had a dream about taking a piss

its sad when niggas self esteem is this low

go jump off of a bridge piss boy

 

[uptownharlem]

why would you make this thread? damn.. big mistake

 

[ronmch20]

While you were asleep maybe somebody was bangin' on your prostate too hard.

 

[Strait_Laced]

u need to see a pissychatrist

(ricky ricardo used to tell lucy that all the time)

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

the shit is deceptive as hell...lol

fuck it, i dont care, im probably going to get clowned, but i dont give a fuck. i dont have a e-ego. i personally thought it was hilarious.

but i had that dream this morning and i fell for it, lol...

basically in the dream i was taking a piss, a good piss at that, so my dumb ass thought the dream was real, so i started letting loose in the bed..lol.

i woke up like damn, i just pissed the bed! then i just started laughing. (then of course washed the sheets and took a shower)

its funny how you think a dream is real sometimes.

dont front, i know some of yall had that same dream too.

dude you had to have been fucked up on something, or your extremely young.


Or you need some adult diapers!!!

 

[LSN]

There's times when I'm sleeping and have the slight urge to pee but I'm too lazy to get up so I roll back to sleep and end up dreaming about peeing which kind of fukks with my mind cause now I think I already peed but it's never so bad that I actually pee the bed...the urge just increases and like any adult I eventually wake up and relieve myself in the toilet...

 

[max-dawg]

i've never had a dream like that... but once, when i got up to piss, with my arm leaning on the wall-dick in hand pissing like a race horse, i fell back to sleep while pissing and pissed all over the walls, toilet, etc.

of course, i had to fully wake-up and clean up the damn mess i'd made.

i'm glad i stopped drinking. i was sooooooo fucked up that i fell asleep while standing up taking a piss.

 

[Mr.Still Fly]

i've never had a dream like that... but once, when i got up to piss, with my arm leaning on the wall-dick in hand pissing like a race horse, i fell back to sleep while pissing and pissed all over the walls, toilet, etc.

of course, i had to fully wake-up and clean up the damn mess i'd made.

i'm glad i stopped drinking. i was sooooooo fucked up that i fell asleep while standing up taking a piss.