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How Freaky Are You (no Porn)

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How big of a freak r u? Take the test and post your results...


HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Had sex? (5 points)
2. Oral sex? (5 pts.) To orgasm? (5pts.)
3. Swallowed Cum? (5pts.)
4. Practice bondage, or Sadomasochistic behavior? (5 pts.)
5. Had anal sex? (5pts.) To orgasm? (5 pts.)
6. Had sex with someone of the same sex?(10 pts.)
7. Had sex with more than one person at a time? (10 pts.)
8. Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7 pts.)
9. Used sex toys? (7 pts.)
10 Brought a dirty magazine? (3 pts.)
11. Watch a porno? (3 pts.)
12. Been in a 69? (3 pts.)
13. Had phone sex? (5 pts.)
14. Masturbated? (5 pts) In a public place? (5pts.)
15. Had sex in a public place? (5 pts) Park? (1 pt) Subway? (3 pts) Train or bus station? (3 pts) Public Bathroom? (3 pts.)
16. Gotten carpet burns? (3 pts.)
17. Participated in an orgy? (10 pts.)
18. Watched someone having sex? (7 pts.)
19. Had sex with others watching you? (7 pts.)
20. Sucked or licked your own : Females- Breast or puzzi? (12 pts.)
Males- Dick? (12 pts.)
21. Paid for sex? (8 pts.)
22. Been paid for sex? (8pts.)
23. Had a one night stand? (8 pts.)
24. Pass out during sex? (5 pts.)
25. Had an STD? (8 pts.)
26. Had sex without contraceptives? (6 pts.)
27. Had sex anyplace other than the bedroom? (3 pts. for each place.)

Ladies extra credit: (be honest)
28. Ever received a facial (cumm in your face) (5 pts.) and liked
it?(15pts.)
29. Did you every get drunk and made love to another girl? (10 pts.)
30. What is the freakiest thing you have done sexually ( 20 pts.)


Now add up and score and see where you stand in the world of freaks

Scoring:
1- 25: How Does it look up there with the angels?
26 - 55: Ok, you know the bare minimum. Go join a sex-ed. class.
56 - 85: Ok, you're just on the outskirts of being a freak.
86 - 125: Welcome to the land of the FREAKS!! Here's your certificate
that you completed the freak correspondence course.
126 - 170: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!! You could teach a freak class.
171 + : You are the Dean of Freak College. You're not only a client, your the freak president!

I'M 153
 
113

The result sounds accurate to me ... I know I'm a bit of a freak but I'm not like freaky deaky crazy lol

*takes certificate, waves, exits*
 
Dhustla said:
I call bullshit!
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1. Had sex? (5 points) granted
2. Oral sex? (5 pts.) To orgasm? (5pts.)married for 13 years.so of course to both.
3. Swallowed Cum? (5pts.)see above answer
4. Practice bondage, or Sadomasochistic behavior? (5 pts.)again...something we were into
5. Had anal sex? (5pts.) To orgasm? (5 pts.)i am his, he is mine. nothing was off access to him or me
6. Had sex with someone of the same sex?(10 pts.)bisexual
7. Had sex with more than one person at a time? (10 pts.)been swinging for years
8. Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7 pts.)
9. Used sex toys? (7 pts.)above answer
10 Brought a dirty magazine? (3 pts.)never did this
11. Watch a porno? (3 pts.)damn near daily
12. Been in a 69? (3 pts.)lots
13. Had phone sex? (5 pts.)before interwebs hubb had a job that took him out and about int he world. phone sex was natural aspect to us
14. Masturbated? (5 pts) In a public place? (5pts.)worked in an office building over night
15. Had sex in a public place? (5 pts) Park? (1 pt) Subway? (3 pts) Train or bus station? (3 pts) Public Bathroom? (3 pts.)park, and bathroom
16. Gotten carpet burns? (3 pts.)who hasn't? cmon
17. Participated in an orgy? (10 pts.)swinging for years.
18. Watched someone having sex? (7 pts.)Swinging for years
19. Had sex with others watching you? (7 pts.)see above
20. Sucked or licked your own : Females- Breast or puzzi? (12 pts.)
Males- Dick? (12 pts.)Double D's i think it's like a LAW that u have to try at least once if u have big titties.
21. Paid for sex? (8 pts.)nah
22. Been paid for sex? (8pts.)Yes
23. Had a one night stand? (8 pts.)Yes
24. Pass out during sex? (5 pts.)Xpills be havin u GONE sometimes...gotta be careful with those things. I stopped messing with them though
25. Had an STD? (8 pts.)Nope.*knocks on wood*
26. Had sex without contraceptives? (6 pts.)Yes
27. Had sex anyplace other than the bedroom? (3 pts. for each place.)
Just off the top of my head, other peoples houses, Restaurants, Staten Island Ferry, Parks, office buildings, Cars, Highway, Taco Bell Parking lots, One time while waiting for my car to get a tune up. All with my husband. LIke i said i think any married couple over a length of time is going to score at least 150.
Ladies extra credit: (be honest)
28. Ever received a facial (cumm in your face) (5 pts.) and liked
it?(15pts.)Yes to both
29. Did you every get drunk and made love to another girl? (10 pts.)Did this last night. lol
30. What is the freakiest thing you have done sexually ( 20 pts.)I didnt' count this because it's not a viable question to this survey i feel. It's an automatic 20. Because no matter what my freakiest thing to me. May not be to some others.
 
Legacy_Infinity said:
1. Had sex? (5 points) granted
2. Oral sex? (5 pts.) To orgasm? (5pts.)married for 13 years.so of course to both.
3. Swallowed Cum? (5pts.)see above answer
4. Practice bondage, or Sadomasochistic behavior? (5 pts.)again...something we were into
5. Had anal sex? (5pts.) To orgasm? (5 pts.)i am his, he is mine. nothing was off access to him or me
6. Had sex with someone of the same sex?(10 pts.)bisexual
7. Had sex with more than one person at a time? (10 pts.)been swinging for years
8. Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7 pts.)
9. Used sex toys? (7 pts.)above answer
10 Brought a dirty magazine? (3 pts.)never did this
11. Watch a porno? (3 pts.)damn near daily
12. Been in a 69? (3 pts.)lots
13. Had phone sex? (5 pts.)before interwebs hubb had a job that took him out and about int he world. phone sex was natural aspect to us
14. Masturbated? (5 pts) In a public place? (5pts.)worked in an office building over night
15. Had sex in a public place? (5 pts) Park? (1 pt) Subway? (3 pts) Train or bus station? (3 pts) Public Bathroom? (3 pts.)park, and bathroom
16. Gotten carpet burns? (3 pts.)who hasn't? cmon
17. Participated in an orgy? (10 pts.)swinging for years.
18. Watched someone having sex? (7 pts.)Swinging for years
19. Had sex with others watching you? (7 pts.)see above
20. Sucked or licked your own : Females- Breast or puzzi? (12 pts.)
Males- Dick? (12 pts.)Double D's i think it's like a LAW that u have to try at least once if u have big titties.
21. Paid for sex? (8 pts.)nah
22. Been paid for sex? (8pts.)Yes
23. Had a one night stand? (8 pts.)Yes
24. Pass out during sex? (5 pts.)Xpills be havin u GONE sometimes...gotta be careful with those things. I stopped messing with them though
25. Had an STD? (8 pts.)Nope.*knocks on wood*
26. Had sex without contraceptives? (6 pts.)Yes
27. Had sex anyplace other than the bedroom? (3 pts. for each place.)
Just off the top of my head, other peoples houses, Restaurants, Staten Island Ferry, Parks, office buildings, Cars, Highway, Taco Bell Parking lots, One time while waiting for my car to get a tune up. All with my husband. LIke i said i think any married couple over a length of time is going to score at least 150.
Ladies extra credit: (be honest)
28. Ever received a facial (cumm in your face) (5 pts.) and liked
it?(15pts.)Yes to both
29. Did you every get drunk and made love to another girl? (10 pts.)Did this last night. lol
30. What is the freakiest thing you have done sexually ( 20 pts.)I didnt' count this because it's not a viable question to this survey i feel. It's an automatic 20. Because no matter what my freakiest thing to me. May not be to some others.
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*swallows hard, turns sideways to hide erection, and gives Legacy a sly mean mugg*

:rolleyes:Ok, whateva :angry:
 
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