Home owners!! How do u get rid of raccoons and skunks around your home????

[FUCKYOU]

i SEE THE SAME SKUNK UNDER MY CAR, ON THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE AND ON MY FRONT LAWN ALMOST 3 TIMES A WEEK.. i USUALLY CATCH HIS LIL ASS WHEN IM PULLING UP AT NIGHT AND HIS PUNK ASS FREEZES UP LIKE A BITCH! I GET TO HONKING MY HORN AT HIS HOE ASS AND THAT LIL NIGGA GETS ALL SCARED AND RAISES HIS TAIL BEFORE RUNNING AWAY.. BUT TONIGHT WAS ON SOME OTHER SHIT.. I PULL UP AND I SEE WHAT I THINK IS A GRAY CAT SITTING ON MY PORCH.. i HONK MY HORN BUT THIS FUCKER DOESN'T MOVE.. I POP MY HEAD AT THE WINDOW AND SCREAM AND THIS FUCKER TURNS HIS HEAD SLOWLY AND MEAN MUGS ME AND CONTINUES TO SIT ON MY PORCH.. I LOOK CLOSER AND SEE ITS TO BIG TO BE A CAT AND ITS ACTUALLY A RACCOON.. I GETS TO HONKING AND SCREAMING DAMN NEAR WAKING UP MY WHOLE BLOCK AND THIS FOOL IS STILL POSTED ON MY PORCH. FINALLY THIS MUTHAFUCKA GETS UP AND SLOWLY STROLLS OF MY PORCH AND THEN LOOKS BACK AND MEAN MUGS ME B4 MAKING ITS WAY TO MY NEIGHBORS PORCH.. IM SO HEATED AND FEEL DISRESPECTED.. HOW GET RID OF THESE DISRESPECTFUL ASS NIGGAS? WHAT HAVE YALL DONE TO GET RID OF CRITTERS

SORRY FOR THE RANT.. IM PISSED

 

[Simply_Black]

 

[Notorious P.I.M.P.]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahahhahahahaa!

 

[FUCKYOU]

Smh

 

[cocobeauty]

Call the city we had the same issue and they bought out traps and caught them.

The raccoons tore my back yard up...well the pillows to my patio chairs.

 

[kes1111]

 

[Aww Skeet Skeet!]

Cayenne pepper, motion sensor lights, and a pellet gun.

 

[john blackcorn]

get as close as u can to them and try to grab them with your bare hands

 

[Tinman]

Stop feeding em.

 

[Ill Paragraph]

Peace,

Call pest control and consider yourself very lucky that those skunks don't spray every time you blow your horn at them (bad idea, btw).

 

[illdog]

Cage match...

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[Amajorfucup]

Immediate solution= Small caliber pistol. If you scared to carry get a BB gun rifle.

Longer term solution= fox piss or wolf urine. Predator piss keeps rodents away. You don't have it from the source so you can buy it at hunting shops and online.

 

[bborn]

peace

Moth balls for skunks.

Sprinkle some around & see if they come back.


For the fucking coons, they usually are looking for food & find it so clean up & keep your trash in cans, only put out the day of or the night b4 a pickup. I've seen em eat holes through trash pails that you could fit both hands through.

Best of luck because of your neighbors don't give a fuck & folk in your immediate community are sloppy, they're gonna be big as fuck, bold, found on roofs & in gutters, not too scared of anything past a 12 gauge, fuck a bb gun.

Grab them shits if you want like Turtleman but them shits have rabies, are mean as shit when cornered & claws that help em climb trees

 

[J.E.T.S]

Alright you kill that skunk if you want to... your block gonna be lit up the entire day. Lol

We had gangs of them in Tn.

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[Rocky Miavia]

 

[DiGeneral]

 

[Better]

Move, nigga...

...didn't you win the Powerball jackpot?

 

[Coldchi]

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=741170&highlight=Raccoons

 

[Dirtylakerie]

racoons aint gettin no love this year. Since the begining of the year I have seen a racoon get tossed by some chimps, kevin rose tossed one into the abyss, in that video 3 dogs kill the fucking racoon. Dam

 

[beof]

Out here in Oakland, only the possums are that bold and disrespectful ... Get an air soft shotgun and shoot that nigga with bb buckshot and I bet he won't return and disrespect like that again...the nerve of that lil nigga.

 

[djlocker74]

moth balls and cayenne pepper around the yard.

 

[tarriqq]

The most perfect way to get rid of racoons, 100%done end threa!

1st of all those marauding cool as a cucumber vicious mother fuckers will fuck your kids or you up. They seem cool as hell until you go up to one of them. Watch out for those bitches their poop is even dangerous.


Anyway this is the 100 percent sure fire way to get rid of them critters because they have a good memory, sooo they will be back and bring their kids, in laws, and hood brothers and sisters with them.


FLY BAIT + COKE + CAT FOOD = DEAD DEN A MF RACOON 100% of the time. You will NEVER miss with this deadly combination.

(The only problem you are going to have with this method is that it kills them not far from the mixture do not put that shit to close to your house. Sometimes their head is still in the fucking bowl)

Mix about a 1/2 cup of Fly Bait, 2 Cans of MEATY Catfood, and 1/2 can of Coke. Make sure you have enough food to over compensate the Fly Bait.


After it is done Send a Payment to My Paypal Account

 

[godofwine]

Cayenne pepper, motion sensor lights, and a pellet gun.

This is good, but if I get a trap I ain't relocating SHIT. Fish in a damned barrel, pop pop pop. Raccoons have no use, really. Just a PITA, fuck relocation. Die motherfucker, die motherfucker STILL

BTW, Fuckyou's rant and that gif of the raccoon being thrown just had me DYIN!!!

 

[BGLR1212000]

put a little anti freeze in some tuna...thank me later.

 

[yaBoi]

i swear i have a skunk that shows up at my house every spring...if i ever see his ass

 

[Coldchi]

i have a coyote problem right now......its a big pack of em that lives on the golf course behind my house

 

[kes1111]

 

[An RnB Thug]

Had a Skunk Problem at my House in the Burbs
Same mother fucker would walk around the house and
I could smell him. Busted him in the back yard and
He dared me to do something....
I went out and bought this



.18 Caliber Pellet Rifle with Scope
Never saw him again and he got ran over recently
I was able to get the Squirrels that been biting
through my garbage cans. Here is my Handy Work
Caught The Bastard From Across the street and up a Tree

 

[knightmelodic]

eat them muthafuckas

 

[patscorpio]

Cage match...

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[callbacc]

Fox's piss

 

[MurderCity]

Clean your yard.

 

[callbacc]

Peace,

Call pest control and consider yourself very lucky that those skunks don't spray every time you blow your horn at them (bad idea, btw).

At my old job they use to tell us to shake are car keys

 

[dockoldheart]

I've been dealing with a lot of skunk holes recently, (been doing landscaping for 7 months now) and moth balls don't do anything except make your house smell like moth balls. the onyl thing you can really do for skunks is stop feeding them and throwm some of this down,

they have nothing to eat if u don't leave trash available and they can't find grubs.

Haven't dealt with raccoons yet but i'd probably grab a pellet gun for em.

 

[patscorpio]

i have a coyote problem right now......its a big pack of em that lives on the golf course behind my house

i remember leaving this chick's house one night...just finishing doing what i do and was eager to get home to watch some boxing...as im walking towards my car that i parked up the street i saw some shit moving in front of it in a garbage can..im thinking some sort of stray..big stray...so i click the unlock button on my car to have my headlights go on to scare it away..it stepped out in front of it..im like oh shit that's not a fucking cat or dog..it was a coyote...im shook thinking oh god what am i gonna do? im smelling of sex and this thing could be rabid...i had nothing near me i can use as a weapon...and i didnt want to backpedal into the chick's house and have this thing follow me...im looking at it and its looking at me fo rlike 2 mins..then finally it looked away and took off..when i couldn't see it i got into my car so fast.i was relieved the mufucka didnt want to bite me