Hey man stop trying to fuck

[g0nbad real bad]

 

[g0nbad real bad]

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

kinda funny

 

[comment101]

Realest...I ALWAYS want to say this when i see some dude acting extra nice. Dude at AutoZone came all the way out of the store to change my GFs light bulb and didnt know i was in her car. His demeanor kind of change when he saw me sitting there LOL. That would have been the perfect moment to tell him this!

 

[Mo-Better]

Meh

 

[Mr. Del]

lol

 

[Coldchi]

shoulda told that nigga back......"yo nigga, stop cockblockin"

 

[alexw]

shoulda told that nigga back......"yo nigga, stop cockblockin"

nah he was right

those dudes who be trying to help a woman through every little thing never get no ass

he's actually helping him

 

[M.H.C.]

Realest...I ALWAYS want to say this when i see some dude acting extra nice. Dude at AutoZone came all the way out of the store to change my Bfs light bulb and didnt know i was in her car. His demeanor kind of change when he saw me sitting there LOL. That would have been the perfect moment to tell him this!

Always thought Comment was a guy.

Anyway, nice guys do nice things. They will fuck as well but a lot of times their "niceness" is genuine. At least mine is. I'd still help if I didn't want to fuck. For instance, my neighbor didn't have an ice scraper and she just sitting in the car looking stupid waiting for those defrosters. So I used mine and scraped off her window and told her to sit in the car and get warm. I wasn't trying to fuck, I was just being a gentlemen. But nowadays little shit like that makes you seem "thirsty and trying to fuck".

I'd do it for my mom, sister, daughter, female friend etc.

Now If she let me fuck then that's just a bonus. I won't turn it down unless I truly don't find her attractive.

 

[Osca Lee]

but you shouldn't have to come and cape tho

 

[comment101]

Always thought Comment was a guy.

Anyway, nice guys do nice things. They will fuck as well but a lot of times their "niceness" is genuine. At least mine is. I'd still help if I didn't want to fuck. For instance, my neighbor didn't have an ice scraper and she just sitting in the car looking stupid waiting for those defrosters. So I used mine and scraped off her window and told her to sit in the car and get warm. I wasn't trying to fuck, I was just being a gentlemen. But nowadays little shit like that makes you seem "thirsty and trying to fuck".

I'd do it for my mom, sister, daughter, female friend etc.

Now If she let me fuck then that's just a bonus. I won't turn it down unless I truly don't find her attractive.

I am a guy...Made a mistake...Change my GFs bulb lol..Sorry. I agree, but its like this...You won't leave work to go help your neighbor that has a flat tire, would you?

 

[TEN]

 

[The Untouchable GDFOLKS]

I am a guy...Made a mistake...Change my GFs bulb lol..Sorry. I agree, but its like this...You won't leave work to go help your neighbor that has a flat tire, would you?

You didn't make a mistake..you meant Boyfriend or Best friend...the B is not even close to the G as far as typing to make a mistake goes.

Exposing them one at a time man..smh

but all bullshit aside, those autozone dudes do that for anyone and do it quite often.

 

[LSN]

"...and shut yo bitch ass uppp."

 

[Jojopeeps69]

Dam right; stop cock blockin negro!

 

[tonydons2]

Realest...I ALWAYS want to say this when i see some dude acting extra nice. Dude at AutoZone came all the way out of the store to change my GFs light bulb and didnt know i was in her car. His demeanor kind of change when he saw me sitting there LOL. That would have been the perfect moment to tell him this!

What?!!!

That's his job. He probably would smash your girl, simply because she has a vagina.

Question is...

What was your metro sexual ass doing in the car while your girl is buying car parts?

 

[alexw]

What?!!!

That's his job. He probably would smash your girl, simply because she has a vagina.

Question is...

What was your metro sexual ass doing in the car while your girl is buying car parts?

 

[comment101]

You didn't make a mistake..you meant Boyfriend or Best friend...the B is not even close to the G as far as typing to make a mistake goes.

Exposing them one at a time man..smh

but all bullshit aside, those autozone dudes do that for anyone and do it quite often.

Oh..You're just trolling lol...Well i didnt know that. He seems too happy. Walking out giggling and shit.

 

[comment101]

What?!!!

That's his job. He probably would smash your girl, simply because she has a vagina.

Question is...

What was your metro sexual ass doing in the car while your girl is buying car parts?

LMAOOO...She was getting a light bulb. I didn't see any reason to go in there. Honestly, i dont even remember why i didnt go in there. I just remembered the dude walked out and kind stopped all the smiling when he saw me sitting in there. Honestly, it seems to me like people are willing to help her when I'm not there...Kind of a trend i noticed.

 

[The Untouchable GDFOLKS]

Oh..You're just trolling lol...Well i didnt know that. He seems too happy. Walking out giggling and shit.

Naw wasn't trolling at all.

In the last 15 plus years I have ever went to autozone or stores like it..the dude at the register is always ready to assist you outside if you need it, male or female.

 

[comment101]

Naw wasn't trolling at all.

In the last 15 plus years I have ever went to autozone or stores like it..the dude at the register is always ready to assist you outside if you need it, male or female.

Well, i suppose thats why then. I'm not into fixing cars. I've only been to auto zone once this whole year to get a rechargeable booster pack for my GF. Im not ashamed to say that either. I buy cars because they look good. I dont care about fixing anything in my car, i just take it to the dealer or my mechanic.

 

[killagram]

Realest...I ALWAYS want to say this when i see some dude acting extra nice. Dude at AutoZone came all the way out of the store to change my GFs light bulb and didnt know i was in her car. His demeanor kind of change when he saw me sitting there LOL. That would have been the perfect moment to tell him this!

Hol up Mayne...rule no.1, always try to fix ur bish shit...these hoix turnt on by a nigga that's good with his hands. Rule no.2..NEVA EVA sit in the car while she runs in hardware stoze or auto parts stoze..rule no3.. neva eva not be a REAL NIGGA... Brah

 

[jamiemelo]

Hol up Mayne...rule no.1, always try to fix ur bish shit...these hoix turnt on by a nigga that's good with his hands. Rule no.2..NEVA EVA sit in the car while she runs in hardware stoze or auto parts stoze..rule no3.. neva eva not be a REAL NIGGA... Brah

 

[comment101]

Hol up Mayne...rule no.1, always try to fix ur bish shit...these hoix turnt on by a nigga that's good with his hands. Rule no.2..NEVA EVA sit in the car while she runs in hardware stoze or auto parts stoze..rule no3.. neva eva not be a REAL NIGGA... Brah

I dont TRY to do things i know i dont know how to do. I won't try to fly a plane with "my bish" in it because i dont know how to do it. I'd rather help her seek professional help so the problem actually gets fixed, not compounded lol. I can do other things really fast and i can type pretty fast, so she better be happy with that...Sigh, all these manhood rules are confusing lol. She has an older car. It's not the first time she got the light bulbs. She pretty much knows by now.

 

[killagram]

I dont TRY to do things i know i dont know how to do. I won't try to fly a plane with "my bish" in it because i dont know how to do it. I'd rather help her seek professional help so the problem actually gets fixed, not compounded lol. I can do other things really fast and i can type pretty fast, so she better be happy with that...Sigh, all these manhood rules are confusing lol. She has an older car. It's not the first time she got the light bulbs. She pretty much knows by now.

Shiddd...you can type fast? What kind of panty wearing muffucka am I trying to spit pimpin 2..brah

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

titties on the last girl

 

[Mello Mello]

Reminds me of this

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

that shit was funny!!




...them hoes was fine as fuck too!!

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[killagram]

What happened to the lame in this thread Mayne