Guilty Pleasures.

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I love for that show Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

Orgy porn, which...really isn't that far fetched if you knew me.

Old brittney spears joints.

White girl lesbian porn, they be wildin tho...black chicks don't get down like the yt's do. And the thing is i don't even find whites appealing. It's the sex of it.

Diner Drive In's and Dives....food is so amazingly fattening and unhealthy but i love it!

mambo sauce.

Sci Fi Channel...Shark Vs. RoboSquid is like 1 of my alltime favorite movies ever.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

And Gucci mane's song ---Shawty got a ass on hurr....Love it!

 

[LoneStar29]

The Bad Girls Club them heffas are a mess ... but I cant get enough of it lmaooooo

I like when a girl can deepthroat in porn ... not on no GG type shit though

 

[Upgrade Dave]

Sci Fi Channel...Shark Vs. RoboSquid is like 1 of my alltime favorite movies ever.

Those movies are trash but they have the best, self explanatory titles in the history of cinema.

The Bad Girls Club them heffas are a mess ... but I cant get enough of it lmaooooo

Just got through talking about the first half of this season with my sister. Just an awesomely horrible show with each season seemingly trying to outdo the last in trashiness. The wife and I love it.



My gp

Hardees. The one fast food place that enjoys being a fast food place. If you want to eat healthy, eat somewhere else. The food will take years off your life but it's so damn good.
Extreme porn. Not kids or animals or scat but everything else is on the table. GG? Yep. Submission stuff? Yep.

 

[LoneStar29]

That song "A Millie" by Lil Wayne ... if you tell anyone I will deny deny deny damnit Its just the damn beat ... my ass cant stay still when it comes on

I like porn where a woman is getting her ass ate out

Edit: You dont find many with black men doing that though in porn ... like really going down and going to work on a sista ... but I found 2 yesterday

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

The Bad Girls Club them heffas are a mess ... but I cant get enough of it lmaooooo

I like when a girl can deepthroat in porn ... not on no GG type shit though

U so cute lol

I like the deepthroat joints too. Chelle be like SWALLOW IT BITCH!!!

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Those movies are trash but they have the best, self explanatory titles in the history of cinema.


Just got through talking about the first half of this season with my sister. Just an awesomely horrible show with each season seemingly trying to outdo the last in trashiness. The wife and I love it.

My gp

Hardees. The one fast food place that enjoys being a fast food place. If you want to eat healthy, eat somewhere else. The food will take years off your life but it's so damn good.
Extreme porn. Not kids or animals or scat but everything else is on the table. GG? Yep. Submission stuff? Yep.

@u need to feel guilty for that GG lol

And stop hatin on my Sci Fi channel man!!!

I don't have any ....i used to be addicted to real world, road rules challenge cuz we'd sit up and just be like guessing who was gonna fuck.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

That song "A Millie" by Lil Wayne ... if you tell anyone I will deny deny deny damnit Its just the damn beat ... my ass cant stay still when it comes on

I like porn where a woman is getting her ass ate out

Edit: You dont find many with black men doing that though in porn ... like really going down and going to work on a sista ... but I found 2 yesterday

Black porn is pretty boring.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

lol i LOVE THIS SONG!

 

[LoneStar29]

Black porn is pretty boring.

I find the porn is boring cuz of the men though ... the brothas seem to mostly want the woman to please them ... very few will do nasty stuff to the girl to make it double exciting

Its hard to find much black homegrown at all though

You type in black or ebony into any porn search engine and at least 65% of what comes up is black men and white women rotfl

 

[Upgrade Dave]

@u need to feel guilty for that GG lol

You know I'm not. Not even a little.

And stop hatin on my Sci Fi channel man!!!

I don't have any ....i used to be addicted to real world, road rules challenge cuz we'd sit up and just be like guessing who was gonna fuck.

I'm not hating at all. Just saying what it is. I admire Syfy for doing them. They remind me of old Roger Corman/Troma movies from my youth.

Black porn is pretty boring.

Too many of the dudes think they're the star and too many of the chicks are fucking by numbers (suck, missionary, doggystyle, look at the camera, fake moan, money shot on her ass or on her lips which are stapled shut).

 

[M.H.C.]

I find the porn is boring cuz of the men though ... the brothas seem to mostly want the woman to please them ... very few will do nasty stuff to the girl to make it double exciting

Its hard to find much black homegrown at all though

You type in black or ebony into any porn search engine and at least 65% of what comes up is black men and white women rotfl

What is this "nasty stuff" you speak of? Inquiring minds would like to know...


























So they can try it on an unsuspecting woman.

 

[LoneStar29]

Nasty stuff like really going down on her hard ... tongue inside the pussy and all that

Her bouncing on his face and riding his tongue

Face fucking her ... but not on some she's throwing up saliva ghetto gaggers type flex ... just hold the back of her head and glide it in

Some really good tongue kissing scenes

I wanna see him take her legs and make her knees touch her shoulders and bang her out

I want to see him make her cum

I wanna hear her screaming and him moaning

So basically I want to see the sex I like to experience

 

[M.H.C.]

Nasty stuff like really going down on her hard ... tongue inside the pussy and all that

Her bouncing on his face and riding his tongue

Face fucking her ... but not on some she's throwing up saliva ghetto gaggers type flex ... just hold the back of her head and glide it in

Some really good tongue kissing scenes

I wanna see him take her legs and make her knees touch her shoulders and bang her out

I want to see him make her cum

I wanna hear her screaming and him moaning

So basically I want to see the sex I like to experience

ANd none of that fake shit. Real moaning and fucking. That's why when I watch porn I always look for the homegrown for that "real" feel.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I find the porn is boring cuz of the men though ... the brothas seem to mostly want the woman to please them ... very few will do nasty stuff to the girl to make it double exciting

Its hard to find much black homegrown at all though

You type in black or ebony into any porn search engine and at least 65% of what comes up is black men and white women rotfl

males are boring. period. Selfish sots. And the women are rarely bi or lez. Which sucks. But i keep watching it cuz i like big brown booties and boobs.

I think we need to fix this issue Loney

Just a suggestion.

 

[Upgrade Dave]

males are boring. period. Selfish sots. And the women are rarely bi or lez. Which sucks. But i keep watching it cuz i like big brown booties and boobs.

I think we need to fix this issue Loney

Just a suggestion.

You can tell which ones aren't. They stick their tongues as far out as they can like the pussy is a mouse trap. I hate most lesbian porn.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Chick in my sig is kinda close. But you can tell she ain't into it. She ain't ON IT. I puts my face in it. Tongue in the pussy. Nose bridge on the clit. And holding my breath or breathing inbetween intervals, sliding up and down, licking the asshole too. Fuck what ya heard! ALL DAY!

ON THE GRIND!

NO SLEEP!

 

[Upgrade Dave]

Chick in my sig is kinda close. But you can tell she ain't into it. She ain't ON IT. I puts my face in it. Tongue in the pussy. Nose bridge on the clit. And holding my breath or breathing inbetween intervals, sliding up and down, licking the asshole too. Fuck what ya heard! ALL DAY!

ON THE GRIND!

NO SLEEP!

Thank you for THAT post, LI!

But yeah, that's how you do it. Now my wife needs that more direct pressure on her clit but the tongue in the pussy is a must (for both of us).

 

[LoneStar29]

That's why when I watch porn I always look for the homegrown for that "real" feel.

Yeah me too

99% of the porn I watch is homegrown ... its just realer

Chick in my sig is kinda close. But you can tell she ain't into it. She ain't ON IT. I puts my face in it. Tongue in the pussy. Nose bridge on the clit. And holding my breath or breathing inbetween intervals, sliding up and down, licking the asshole too. Fuck what ya heard! ALL DAY!

ON THE GRIND!

NO SLEEP!

Heffa

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

And UFC Championship fighting MMA, I lovvvve me some Chuck Lidell, Randy Couture, Anderson Silva, and my coulda been possibly the only other man to get it if he so chose too...Rampage Jackson.

 

[melonpecan]

Hmmm...Ru Paul's Drag Race. I LOVE THOSE GIRLS.

That one song that Garth Brooks made as that made up guy...Chris Gaines...folks hate that album but I got it somewhere...

I know I don't never hardly ever beat a video game...but I do it on purpose . I LOVE getting to the end and not beating it cause it always leaves me with something to do. I bought Breath of Fire in 1995 for my SNES and didn't beat it until Spring of 2003.

Beating asses in Jeopardy!

The Backyardigans theme song and the episodes with the song Shh! Secret Agent! and the mystery one with Tasha's stolen jewels. And the Everything is Boinga song with A. Keys.

Dressing up

Singing

Fantasizing about my many ideas that I could never get off the ground

 

[pornbrokerxxx]

Nasty stuff like really going down on her hard ... tongue inside the pussy and all that

Her bouncing on his face and riding his tongue

Face fucking her ... but not on some she's throwing up saliva ghetto gaggers type flex ... just hold the back of her head and glide it in

Some really good tongue kissing scenes

I wanna see him take her legs and make her knees touch her shoulders and bang her out

I want to see him make her cum

I wanna hear her screaming and him moaning

So basically I want to see the sex I like to experience

I know you know, I got you on at least those three.

 

[Upgrade Dave]

And UFC Championship fighting MMA, I lovvvve me some Chuck Lidell, Randy Couture, Anderson Silva, and my coulda been possibly the only other man to get it if he so chose too...Rampage Jackson.

Word???

Then I need you over in the Sports board more often.

I know you saw Anderson kick a field goal on Vitor Belfort's face last month, right?

 

[soulcontroller]

Chick in my sig is kinda close. But you can tell she ain't into it. She ain't ON IT. I puts my face in it. Tongue in the pussy. Nose bridge on the clit. And holding my breath or breathing inbetween intervals, sliding up and down, licking the asshole too. Fuck what ya heard! ALL DAY!

ON THE GRIND!

NO SLEEP!

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Word???

Then I need you over in the Sports board more often.

I know you saw Anderson kick a field goal on Vitor Belfort's face last month, right?

We'll watch it today. lol. We're mostly in our bedroom when we watch stuff. We have a 60 inch in the bedroom, and the gf is watching what she wants to watch or we're watching something else. News, CNN, we hardly EVER watch stuff the day it happens. We watch stuff online, or we download it a couple days later. Stupid i know, lol. But like most people be like DID YOU SEE!!! And we'll be like shut up! Don't tell me!!!

 

[Upgrade Dave]

We'll watch it today. lol. We're mostly in our bedroom when we watch stuff. We have a 60 inch in the bedroom, and the gf is watching what she wants to watch or we're watching something else. News, CNN, we hardly EVER watch stuff the day it happens. We watch stuff online, or we download it a couple days later. Stupid i know, lol. But like most people be like DID YOU SEE!!! And we'll be like shut up! Don't tell me!!!

I'll be the last person to call it stupid since that's how it is in my house. I dvr EVERYTHING and we get around to watching it eventually. That's why I don't participate in threads about tv shows that I like like "24"(when it was on) or "V" because they'll ruin it for me and by the time I see it, the thread would be two weeks old. We still have three weeks worth of "Fringe" to catch up on.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I'll be the last person to call it stupid since that's how it is in my house. I dvr EVERYTHING and we get around to watching it eventually. That's why I don't participate in threads about tv shows that I like like "24"(when it was on) or "V" because they'll ruin it for me and by the time I see it, the thread would be two weeks old. We still have three weeks worth of "Fringe" to catch up on.

My other guilty pleasure was Spartacus, and we watch Modern Family, Supernatural, and i just love me some Tosh.0. That's my super guilty pleasure. Damn show is HILARIOUS!

Chelle likes Fringe but it's stupid to me, i don't like it. 24 was our JUNT!!!

 

[Upgrade Dave]

My other guilty pleasure was Spartacus, and we watch Modern Family, Supernatural, and i just love me some Tosh.0. That's my super guilty pleasure. Damn show is HILARIOUS!

Chelle likes Fringe but it's stupid to me, i don't like it. 24 was our JUNT!!!

24 was sick and since they didn't kill Jack at the end, they could always bring it back in a miniseries or movie.

Just started watching Tosh, as in last week just started, and that show is hysterical. I just thought it was another clip show, and it is, but him having the people from the clips on the show makes the show. And I was starting to love "Is It Racist?".

"Modern Family", funniest show on tv.
Tell Chelle, she can come watch it with me and the wife anytime she wants. Hating on Fringe.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

guilty pleasure?
i guess orgy porn would be one, its more funny than anything. room full of people and i keep thinking i know that room stinks and then surveying and seeing 1 girl having fun while the next girl looking like "damn i got stuck with the bad one"


gucci mane-lemonade, that song is so shitty but the beat is hypnotizing and i can't stop listening to it i hate gucci mane and its literally the only song i've ever listened to his all the way through

cheesy movies- can't get enough of watching bad movies on tv. all bad movies turn into comedy for me no matter what the subject matter

kool aid- i drink it every single day i probably have enough kool aid points to buy a car

making white people feel uncomfortable- whenever i'm at work and someone white says something on tv i always say "wow he speaks so well" they get so upset its funny. or when i'm on the train and there's only 1 seat and its next to a white person, i make sure to sit right on down and get comfortable and watch them squirm and get uncomfortable immediately. last week i happened to be walking to the train station from work and a white woman looked back, saw me and started walk faster...so i sped up my walk too and she turned around again and there's a 6ft2 black man walking directly at her, she started to walk faster so i did too...she turned around and i was gaining on her so she went to a full trot...so i did too she turned and clutched her stuff and ran...so i just stopped and started laughing so hard i couldn't even move and i missed my train.

im sorry

 

[LoneStar29]

whenever i'm at work and someone white says something on tv i always say "wow he speaks so well" they get so upset its funny.

last week i happened to be walking to the train station from work and a white woman looked back, saw me and started walk faster...so i sped up my walk too and she turned around again and there's a 6ft2 black man walking directly at her, she started to walk faster so i did too...she turned around and i was gaining on her so she went to a full trot...so i did too she turned and clutched her stuff and ran...so i just stopped and started laughing so hard i couldn't even move and i missed my train.

im sorry

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

24 was sick and since they didn't kill Jack at the end, they could always bring it back in a miniseries or movie.

Just started watching Tosh, as in last week just started, and that show is hysterical. I just thought it was another clip show, and it is, but him having the people from the clips on the show makes the show. And I was starting to love "Is It Racist?".

"Modern Family", funniest show on tv.
Tell Chelle, she can come watch it with me and the wife anytime she wants. Hating on Fringe.

Man i watched the new episode JUST now. lol I love this Show. TOsh is a damn FOOL!

And also Bob's Burgers. People gonna think all she do is watch tv.... lol

Fringe is BORING, omg. It's so boring it's about to be canceled! Lol Nobody wants to see that mess!

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

guilty pleasure?
i guess orgy porn would be one, its more funny than anything. room full of people and i keep thinking i know that room stinks and then surveying and seeing 1 girl having fun while the next girl looking like "damn i got stuck with the bad one"


gucci mane-lemonade, that song is so shitty but the beat is hypnotizing and i can't stop listening to it i hate gucci mane and its literally the only song i've ever listened to his all the way through

cheesy movies- can't get enough of watching bad movies on tv. all bad movies turn into comedy for me no matter what the subject matter

kool aid- i drink it every single day i probably have enough kool aid points to buy a car

making white people feel uncomfortable- whenever i'm at work and someone white says something on tv i always say "wow he speaks so well" they get so upset its funny. or when i'm on the train and there's only 1 seat and its next to a white person, i make sure to sit right on down and get comfortable and watch them squirm and get uncomfortable immediately. last week i happened to be walking to the train station from work and a white woman looked back, saw me and started walk faster...so i sped up my walk too and she turned around again and there's a 6ft2 black man walking directly at her, she started to walk faster so i did too...she turned around and i was gaining on her so she went to a full trot...so i did too she turned and clutched her stuff and ran...so i just stopped and started laughing so hard i couldn't even move and i missed my train.

im sorry

Cheesy movies ARE COMEDY. 80's cheesy movies, GENIUS. Love Potion Num 9? BRILLIANT!!! Fantastic cinematic craft.

Picking onw hite people? smh. Yo ass gonna get locked up. Don't call me i ain't got no bond money