Grown Man Talk: the return of the Dilemma 2022 - The Wedding Lap Dance

[playahaitian]

Your oldest friend and you kinda lost touch through the whole pandemic

You reconnect and he tells you he is getting married

He asks you to be his best man but you tell you cannot commit to that and give him the full attention he deserves but you WILL do this

You and your wife will go on a vacation with his new wife

and YOU will pay for everything

He hugs you and says he sis happy you are back in his corner.

You do not know his future wife

Oddly the family never really TALKS about her with you

But you try not to dwell on that

But it IS kinda strange.

So you and your wife head to the reception after a lovely wedding

the bride looks beautiful

but the bride side of the family seemed a bit RAMBUCTIOS during the ceremony

even the priest had to ask them several times to quiet down and show respect.

You are seated with the groom family of course

and the bridal party comes in and the first dance starts

its perfect

but you notice the DJ is paying some real...

ROUGH music for a wedding

but you shrug

and then the DJ makes an announcement

the groom gets seated in the middle of the dance floor

and THIS happens...

the groom side of the family is APPALLED

Your wife immediately stares at you and you KNOW what that looks mean

the group vacation is DONE.

The groom finds you later and introduces you formally and warmly to his wife and TELLS her this is one of my oldest friends who we are going on vacation with!

What do you say?!?!?!​

 

[baboss2212]

Mayne...its HER wedding day. She is allowed everything except for actual sex, to perform, look, or act anytype of way she wants. She ain't killing or hurting nobody.
And we still are going on the vacation with him. I gave him my word.
Now u don't have to come with me, but I'm going. And would really love it if u go with me.
I promise to do that thing u like.

 

[0utsyder]

I say; 'Welcome to the family, you will fit RIGHT in! THAT WAS CRAZY!!!! How long did it take you to learn the choreography for that?!" Then I am trying to figure out why my wife is such a stick in the mud for someone else's wedding! Then I am telling her: 'I would have no need for porn if you were adventurous as his wife. Maybe take a few notes and see how much of an attitude change I exhibit. Cause I put up with A LOT more shyt when my balls are empty!!!'

 

[blaze]

Mane, real talk, your lady supposed to be a lady in the streets and a ho in the sheets. When she let that ho out in public, that mean she fuh the streets. That nigga gone have problems with her ass as long as they married.

 

[playahaitian]

throwbump

 

[Coldchi]

then he whispers in her ear.........."its me and my boys turn"

then we come out like......