Fuck It....Cuff It....Or Flee....5/8

[Dark19]

Whatcha Gone Do

"Posting borderline (or flat busted) bitches is the best idea because not only do we get a few laughs but it makes us see where our heads are at as men."

"Some of ya'll participating need to speak up more often. It's funnier when everyone chimes in."


Use the 2 out of 3 system to determine when you're willing to fuck. SHE MUST HAVE 2 OF THE THREE in ANY COMBINATION FOR YOU TO GO IN, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:


1. Big Booty
2. Big Tits
3. Cute Face

Big Butt/Cute Face/No tits = Fucking

Cute Face/Big tits/No ass = Fucking

Busted Face/Big tits/Big ass = Fucking

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No Butt/Cute Face/No tits = Not Fucking

Cute Face/No Butt/No ass = Not Fucking

Busted Face/No tits/Big ass = Not Fucking

~Drayonis~​

"#Compliance cuz the pussy is not enough."

"#Boody cuz booty is better with a dick in it."

~Mello Mello~​

 

[Mt. Yukon]

Naaaaa... Im good...

 

[jrsysfnst1]

Naaaaa... Im good...

i 2nd that..

 

[Z MONSTER]

Cuffing for awhile. GAMEBOY nailed it in his post about hoodrats.............



i had one that was definitely a hoodrat,,, but she was down for me like a muthafuka & had a killer body,,,

pros:
* give you the shirt off her back,,, her money was my money
* you could call her at 3am & say "my car broke down in the middle of arizona",,, chick would jump in her car in 5 minutes & find your ass
* sex however & whenever you wanted it,,, used to like me to say "suck this dick bitch" then grab the back of her head
* cook her ass off
* had hookup on food stamps, stolen electronics & appliances

cons:
* loud & foul mouth,,, embarrassing in public,,, people turning their head like "is that loud ghetto bitch with you?"
* would threaten to stab any bitch who she thought was trying to holler at me
* attitude for no reason,,, had to be very firm to keep her in check,,, a weak dude could easily become HER bitch
* would stalk your ass,,, wouldn't hesitate to ride by your crib with her girls to check up on you if you stayed away too long, or threatened to end it with her

 

[Dark19]

Cuffing for awhile. GAMEBOY nailed it in his post about hoodrats.



i had one that was definitely a hoodrat,,, but she was down for me like a muthafuka & had a killer body,,,

pros:
* give you the shirt off her back,,, her money was my money
* you could call her at 3am & say "my car broke down in the middle of arizona",,, chick would jump in her car in 5 minutes & find your ass
* sex however & whenever you wanted it,,, used to like me to say "suck this dick bitch" then grab the back of her head
* cook her ass off
* had hookup on food stamps, stolen electronics & appliances

cons:
* loud & foul mouth,,, embarrassing in public,,, people turning their head like "is that loud ghetto bitch with you?"
* would threaten to stab any bitch who she thought was trying to holler at me
* attitude for no reason,,, had to be very firm to keep her in check,,, a weak dude could easily become HER bitch
* would stalk your ass,,, wouldn't hesitate to ride by your crib with her girls to check up on you if you stayed away too long, or threatened to end it with her

 

[Aud21946]

Cuffing for awhile. GAMEBOY nailed it in his post about hoodrats.............



i had one that was definitely a hoodrat,,, but she was down for me like a muthafuka & had a killer body,,,

pros:
* give you the shirt off her back,,, her money was my money
* you could call her at 3am & say "my car broke down in the middle of arizona",,, chick would jump in her car in 5 minutes & find your ass
* sex however & whenever you wanted it,,, used to like me to say "suck this dick bitch" then grab the back of her head
* cook her ass off
* had hookup on food stamps, stolen electronics & appliances

cons:
* loud & foul mouth,,, embarrassing in public,,, people turning their head like "is that loud ghetto bitch with you?"
* would threaten to stab any bitch who she thought was trying to holler at me
* attitude for no reason,,, had to be very firm to keep her in check,,, a weak dude could easily become HER bitch
* would stalk your ass,,, wouldn't hesitate to ride by your crib with her girls to check up on you if you stayed away too long, or threatened to end it with her

Co-Sign and Second that

 

[King Natty]

Anybody know what scene this is from?

 

[Dark19]

Anybody know what scene this is from?

#distracted

 

[Z MONSTER]

The look you have after you hit that good hoodrat ass.

The look you have when she wants to come to your family reunion.

 

[thundercat]

I doubt I'd fuck.........sober

 

[Mt. Yukon]

Cuffing for awhile. GAMEBOY nailed it in his post about hoodrats.............



i had one that was definitely a hoodrat,,, but she was down for me like a muthafuka & had a killer body,,,

pros:
* give you the shirt off her back,,, her money was my money
* you could call her at 3am & say "my car broke down in the middle of arizona",,, chick would jump in her car in 5 minutes & find your ass
* sex however & whenever you wanted it,,, used to like me to say "suck this dick bitch" then grab the back of her head
* cook her ass off
* had hookup on food stamps, stolen electronics & appliances

cons:
* loud & foul mouth,,, embarrassing in public,,, people turning their head like "is that loud ghetto bitch with you?"
* would threaten to stab any bitch who she thought was trying to holler at me
* attitude for no reason,,, had to be very firm to keep her in check,,, a weak dude could easily become HER bitch
* would stalk your ass,,, wouldn't hesitate to ride by your crib with her girls to check up on you if you stayed away too long, or threatened to end it with her

What if I told you, there are women out there JUST like that without all the cons??? Would you believe me???

 

[Dark19]

The look you have after you hit that good hoodrat ass.

The look you have when she wants to come to your family reunion.

 

[mcguyver]

I'm gonna need A lot of alcohol and I'm sure she has it.

 

[BronxBomber]

Cant risk her finding out my real name, where I live and work.
Have to pass...

 

[BDR]

Digging in them guts like my life depended on it