Foods U Eat That U Know Will Fuck Your Stomach Up...But U Eat It Anyway

[D-TOWN REP]

Only thing I can't think of at this point is Popeyes

But I don't even really eat there anymore their quality of food has decreased dramatically over the years

 

[crossovernegro]

I'm lactose intolerant like many others here... but I learned over the years how to kinda/sorta keep my stomach under control. I can do some dairy, but it must NEVER be the first thing in my stomach. One time last week though, I hadn't eaten anything and I was passing by a Carvel and wanted a damn vanilla cone... like a fucking idiot. I knew damn well what it was gonna do, and I sat in the parking lot trying to talk myself out of it...but my taste buds won. I should have just taken the money and the cone and thrown them in the fucking toilet and cut out the middleman (me)

Same goes for most fast food, ESPECIALLY White Castles. I need to prep my stomach for White Castles, and even then it's risky.

Pancakes and syrup... my brain is debating like .......

 

[dawilleyone]

Always....and I love'em

sigh.... guilty as a sin, I don't even make it home before these MFer's start fucking with me, but it's usually a choice between this and waffle house late at night where I live now

 

[three-fifths]

Alcohol (Except champagne).

me too, fam; but that ketel one vodka sure cleanses my colon.

Can't handle Bananas either.

it's a dice throw with those jawns.

sometimes they have me doubled over with serious cramping.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

I drank some cran-grape juice first thing in da morning one day da year before last & I swore that I was about to shit all over myself had I not got to da bathroom.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Pancakes and syrup... my brain is debating like .......

yeah, syrup fucks w/me sometimes too.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

For the past 2 years spicy food, but I cant and wont give them up

Same here.

 

[JazzyBenz]

Trying to be a health nut last yr eating yogurt and fresh fruit for snacks at work instead of crackers and chips and shit...man...I'd be getting missing going to the bathroom 2 times a day...had to cut that shit out...only on weekends or at night when at the crib...easy access to a toilet

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[IMDATDUDE]

Hopefully I can help some of you guys out and save money if you decide to take a trip to the doctor.

For me it was EVERYTHING!!!! No matter what I ate, my stomach would hurt, and I would end up on the toilet with the runs. Always thought I just had a lactose problem, went to one doctor who told me I had gluten issues, gluten is in almost everything. Started eating gluten free, which is hard and I still had issues.

Finally went to a stomach doctor who said I show IBS signs and they just put me on 10 glasses of water with Fiber pills(Metamucil) and probiotic pills. I eat pretty much whatever I want now except str8 milk and ice cream just don't trust those two things.

Some stuff may make me go to the bathroom but my movements be solid now have not had the runs in a long time.

 

[coolie569]

Halal carts aka NY street meat. Get's me every time. I got to eat that shit by 11:30 am. So that I can get in my trips to the bathroom before my commute Upstate.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Halal carts aka NY street meat. Get's me every time. I got to eat that shit by 11:30 am. So that I can get in my trips to the bathroom before my commute Upstate.

Lawd, that looks wonderful.

 

[phanatic]

Chicken vindaloo. It felt like I ate the Olympic torch the next morning. My intestinal track was burning, and I'm sweating my balls off, and it had to be 70 degrees outside. My coworker came up to me during lunch and asked if I was on drugs because I was sweating through my xlothes.

 

[coolie569]

Lawd, that looks wonderful.

It's delicous and that whole plate is a measly $5. But unless you have a cast iron stomach, lord have mercy you will have the bubble guts something awful.

 

[D-TOWN REP]

Those Mexican street tacos get me every time too

They got that shit everywhere out here

My DFW peeps know about fuel city tacos

Tastes so good but you will be hurting later

Drunk, after the club food

 

[TruDat]

or

Especially if I'm drunk.

This greasy shit!

Yep these are the culprits right here

I havent fuck with white castle and churchs in over 5 years
and maxwell aka jew town polish I havent eatin in 2 years

 

[Osca Lee]

i love cinnamon....snow cones, ice cream, cake...anything with it in it...im on it

im allergic to that shit bad...mouth and tongue will swell up..ol big tongue looking ass

i keep 2 bottles of benadryl in my ride at all times

 

[bigsexxxy38]

Ice cream, grapes and red beans