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Man... A woman like that can make you consider getting on a plane at 4pm on Monday after she asks you to come down at 3pm. Have a mofo spending a grip on a ticket and trying to rush to JFK or Newark.
You bring her to the crib and tell your kids this is your new mommy. Now, let's get together and throw all that other woman formerly known as mommy out on the curb. Tomlu is furniture pickup day.A woman like that can make you lie to your child's face on their birthday about how need to leave early for work, while you break speeding laws getting to her place.
You bring her to the crib and tell your kids this is your new mommy. Now, let's get together and throw all that other woman formerly known as mommy out on the curb. Tomlu is furniture pickup day.

A woman like that got you using her wet thong as a pocket square for your church suit.
I'm married. And I'm still getting that bitch pregnant. On purpose. Cause I have no self control when it comes to beautiful women. And I'm fucking stupid. That is all.


I'm married. And I'm still getting that bitch pregnant. On purpose. Cause I have no self control when it comes to beautiful women. And I'm fucking stupid. That is all.


the comments...I'm married and I'm posting our homegrown vid on my wife's pinterest dream board. I think that's what she meant when she said I should open up more.




