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Faking Orgasms.....Be Honest

:lol: I'm really lovin' your threads today Onyx

I haven't faked an orgasm many times in my life ... the last time I did was in the summer I think ... homie was goin' down on me ... he did sssssssssssssssssssssssssuch a terrible job of it:smh: He was slobberin' on me and waggin his tongue everywhere:puke: Finally I was like "oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I just came" straight face:hmm::lol:He was like "oh you did? but ..." I'm like "that was really good lets smoke a spliff" trying to change the topic real quick:lol:

The last time I posted this Shane cussed me out so the next time I talked to homie I told him staright up that I faked it and it wasn't good and why it wasn't good ... surprisingly he took the critique really well
 
Yeah, you was asking the women, but I wanted to share that I have.

Str8 Wesley Piped that shit . . . . AAA ..... AAAA .... OOOHHHH!!! OHHHHH!!! AAAA ...... AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!! DAMN GIRL! OH SHIT SHAWTY!! WHOOAA!!!! AAAA!!!!! BITCH YO PUSSY IS GOOD!!!







LoneStar29 said:
The last time I posted this Shane cussed me out
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:hmm:

Bullshit, not E-fact!
 
LoneStar I remember that story!!!! LOLOLOL I hate a guy who doesnt know how to like the kitty.....Boooooooooooooooooo
But bwahahahahaha at you faking w/ a straight face:lol:


SHANE-MEN FAKE TOO???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I will be making my man bust on my ass and my tounge from here on....Wont be no faking of the orgasms here:angry:



**throws hands up, walks out of thread, slams door**
muthaphuckas:angry:
 
Why cheat yourself ? If the sex sucks then you should be able to relay that info to your partner so that they can step up their game. If a chick's head game is garbage I will let her know tactfully so that the next time my slab is in her mouth she will do a good job and be rewarded with Swat's creamy surprise...:D
Seriously, good sex is all about communication and a female is just cheating herself by faking orgasms...







*slams brush down, raises arms in victory and exits thread*
 
SWATLANTA said:
Why cheat yourself ? If the sex sucks then you should be able to relay that info to your partner so that they can step up their game. If a chick's head game is garbage I will let her know tactfully so that the next time my slab is in her mouth she will do a good job and be rewarded with Swat's creamy surprise...:D
Seriously, good sex is all about communication and a female is just cheating herself by faking orgasms...
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Basically.
 
true true...
Now that I am older...Hell since my middle 20's I have been about working for mine...And communicating about making sure he can get me there....Especially orally:D
SWATLANTA said:
Why cheat yourself ? If the sex sucks then you should be able to relay that info to your partner so that they can step up their game. If a chick's head game is garbage I will let her know tactfully so that the next time my slab is in her mouth she will do a good job and be rewarded with Swat's creamy surprise...:D
Seriously, good sex is all about communication and a female is just cheating herself by faking orgasms...







*slams brush down, raises arms in victory and exits thread*
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shanebp1978 said:
:hmm:

Bullshit, not E-fact!
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Shane stop playin':hmm: You don't remember calling me "the resident man-hater" and then something about it being my "duty" to educate the guy?

I took your advice so what's the problem:dunno:

SWATLANTA said:
Why cheat yourself ? If the sex sucks then you should be able to relay that info to your partner so that they can step up their game. If a chick's head game is garbage I will let her know tactfully so that the next time my slab is in her mouth she will do a good job and be rewarded with Swat's creamy surprise...:D
Seriously, good sex is all about communication and a female is just cheating herself by faking orgasms...







*slams brush down, raises arms in victory and exits thread*
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The only problem is that sometimes the ego gets in the way of the pleasure ... like I was with this one guy and I told him what he was doing didn't feel good to me ... HE TOLD ME that he felt he was making me feel good and he wouldn't stop ... so I told him to kindly exit my vagina:hmm:
 
LoneStar29 said:
The only problem is that sometimes the ego gets in the way of the pleasure ... like I was with this one guy and I told him what he was doing didn't feel good to me ... HE TOLD ME that he felt he was making me feel good and he wouldn't stop ... so I told him to kindly exit my vagina:hmm:
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That was his fault, not yours Lone. If you tell me what pleases you then you will get pleased. You just got matched up with an ignorant cat. I would have made sure that you would have wanted your vagina entered....repeatedly :D
 
SWATLANTA said:
Why cheat yourself ? If the sex sucks then you should be able to relay that info to your partner so that they can step up their game. If a chick's head game is garbage I will let her know tactfully so that the next time my slab is in her mouth she will do a good job and be rewarded with Swat's creamy surprise...:D
Seriously, good sex is all about communication and a female is just cheating herself by faking orgasms...







*slams brush down, raises arms in victory and exits thread*
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couldn't say it better..
 
I've faked it a few times just to get the guy off me. Sometimes its not going to happen no matter what you tell him to do, so I had to speed up the process. That was a while ago though. I wouldn't necessarily take that approach now.
 
OnyxFemme said:
LoneStar I remember that story!!!! LOLOLOL I hate a guy who doesnt know how to like the kitty.....Boooooooooooooooooo
But bwahahahahaha at you faking w/ a straight face:lol:


SHANE-MEN FAKE TOO???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I will be making my man bust on my ass and my tounge from here on....Wont be no faking of the orgasms here:angry:



**throws hands up, walks out of thread, slams door**
muthaphuckas:angry:
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just 'cause you get fluid don't mean there isn't any acting involved.

i can sadly recount certain occasion where i had to force a nut out to be done w/a particular situation...

perhaps that's not truly fakin', but why fuck w/someone where you feel the need to do such things?

why cheat the self out of enjoying the pleasurable nature of such a wonderful activity?
 
And what exactly is the impact on me if I'm satisfied after said fakage? :confused:


Occam's Razor?:dunno:










Seems like another futile academic discourse worthy of a lasagna break ...

:smh:
 
Never have, never will...that is an injustice to ME, him and to the sisterhood cuz he gonna be talkin hot shit when he wack and she gonna be disappointed.
 
jucurious said:
Never have, never will...that is an injustice to ME, him and to the sisterhood cuz he gonna be talkin hot shit when he wack and she gonna be disappointed.
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Exactly. Y'all playing hot potato with each other by passing off this bum ass nigga to the next chick.
 
Whoa!!!!!!!!! I am learning so much!
Buttnaked said:
just 'cause you get fluid don't mean there isn't any acting involved.

i can sadly recount certain occasion where i had to force a nut out to be done w/a particular situation...

perhaps that's not truly fakin', but why fuck w/someone where you feel the need to do such things?

why cheat the self out of enjoying the pleasurable nature of such a wonderful activity?
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SWATLANTA said:
Why cheat yourself ? If the sex sucks then you should be able to relay that info to your partner so that they can step up their game. If a chick's head game is garbage I will let her know tactfully so that the next time my slab is in her mouth she will do a good job and be rewarded with Swat's creamy surprise...:D
Seriously, good sex is all about communication and a female is just cheating herself by faking orgasms...







*slams brush down, raises arms in victory and exits thread*
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C/S
 
Never in life. The funniest thing was when this one guy finished what he was doing and then asked me "Did you come?" I was like "Nope". And then he was like, "O.K. Next time you gonna come." I laughed in his face and asked him to take a shower and leave. It was a crazy situation.
 
OnyxFemme said:
LoneStar I remember that story!!!! LOLOLOL I hate a guy who doesnt know how to like the kitty.....Boooooooooooooooooo
But bwahahahahaha at you faking w/ a straight face:lol:


SHANE-MEN FAKE TOO???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I will be making my man bust on my ass and my tounge from here on....Wont be no faking of the orgasms here:angry:



**throws hands up, walks out of thread, slams door**
muthaphuckas:angry:
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.....hey, I am a man and sometimes the sex is so bad I fake them myself. Faking orgasms is an upgrade to my game, I used to have to make the smoke detector go off.
 
One time I had a girl who just couldn't stop fucking. She was one of those insecure types who wanted to be sure I was satisfied at every damn second and was afraid if I wasn't that I would cheat. I'm talking if my dick looked like it was about to get hard she was tugging on my zipper. :smh: What am I saying! :dance:

We were on like the fourth nut of that day and I don't have to tell fellas how that shit feel! :eek: But she was just determined as hell to get one more up out of me and that shit was NOT happening. My dick felt like Johnny Blaze right before he light up! :lol: So I had to fake one on her real quick. Not proud of it.

For those who follow the crazy world of Andeyhollawho this is the same chick that was harrasing me about wanting to come back. :hmm:
 
Andeyhollawho said:
One time I had a girl who just couldn't stop fucking. She was one of those insecure types who wanted to be sure I was satisfied at every damn second and was afraid if I wasn't that I would cheat. I'm talking if my dick looked like it was about to get hard she was tugging on my zipper. :smh: What am I saying! :dance:

We were on like the fourth nut of that day and I don't have to tell fellas how that shit feel! :eek: But she was just determined as hell to get one more up out of me and that shit was NOT happening. My dick felt like Johnny Blaze right before he light up! :lol: So I had to fake one on her real quick. Not proud of it.

For those who follow the crazy world of Andeyhollawho this is the same chick that was harrasing me about wanting to come back. :hmm:
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I can relate, but it was 3 nuts in my situation and my lady friend was trying so hard to get it out of me. Now mind u, this all happened in a 2 hr. time period and we were going for a record but i just was done and she couldn't get enough, lol.:D I do applaud her for the attempts and she is to this day the most compatible chick i've been with, damn i miss her!
 
OnyxFemme said:
LoneStar I remember that story!!!! LOLOLOL I hate a guy who doesnt know how to like the kitty.....Boooooooooooooooooo
But bwahahahahaha at you faking w/ a straight face:lol:


SHANE-MEN FAKE TOO???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I will be making my man bust on my ass and my tounge from here on....Wont be no faking of the orgasms here:angry:



**throws hands up, walks out of thread, slams door**
muthaphuckas:angry:
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Yeah as a man I have faked it cause sometimes my dick just stays hard and I cant cuum. But when I finally do get the fuck back cause shit is blastin!!!:cool:
 

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