Every Black Family has... GO!

[geechiedan]

that one female relative..usually an aunt or older cousin... that none of the other women in the family trust their man around...

"Earl I gotta go to the bathroom, come with me..."
"Why I gotta go with you I don't have to pee.."
"JUST BRING YO ASS ON HERE!"

that one male member usually an uncle that you don't hang with...you don't invite to gatherings...you don't talk to too much....but if you need someone PISTOL WHIPPED..THATS WHO YOU CALL!!

And he'll usually do it for like a little thing of weed or a 5th of something... he may be a war vet and definitely been to jail at least twice....

 

[yureeka9]

Every black family got some version of one of these near the stove...

 

[geechiedan]

Every black family got some version of one of these near the stove...

damn that reminds me...

 

[yureeka9]

Every black family got these in the den/living room/bathroom.

 

[yureeka9]

Growing up every black family in the 80s had some of these:

 

[34real]

Drama...somewhere just waiting to be let loose.

Peppermint dish....the peppermints is as old as the dish and might be dissolved

picture.....it may not be of any of the family but jesus,mlk or malcolm x

Broom,sweep the floor,sweepy dust,might even sweep some feet but we sweep

 

[doe moe]

Crazy Uncle that be grilling/BBQ'ing his ass off.

After the food done, he gets drunk and the inner kid in him comes out.

 

[yureeka9]

Every black family has a pre-civil rights movement white relative. Usually a nasty cracka that got a black woman pregnant somewhere. We've all heard it "my great, great grandfather/grand uncle on my ______ side was a white man".

 

[PsiBorg]

Every Black Family has that one aunt (usually named Shirley) who thinks that she can kick everyone's ass.

 

[chitownsfinest]

A son/nephew/cousin in jail

 

[55th View]

That one relative that's been in and out of community college for 15+ years, and still no real job. They've been an admin assistant, nurse, medical records coder, x-ray technician, chef, radio technician and 55 other things over the years.

More than likely still at home w/ mama, or just returning...

 

[theart0f69]

Growing up every black family in the 80s had some of these:

mufucca, we had all of dem!

 

[RAY V.]

The one relative at the family gathering that everybody has to hide their pocketbooks, purse, wallet, car keys, etc... from

 

[55th View]

That relative who had all the potential in the world, but it all went to waste. Typically due to a breakdown, major life event, or drugs.

 

[jdubbs]

Cereal on top of the fridge...

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

still drives a car that was popular in the 70s or 80s

 

[Lurk Diggler]

A molester cousin/uncle that lears at every young girl at the bbq/reunion or that one that still hangs around high school kids even though they 20-22

the lazy one still living at Big moms house or some aunt that feel sorry for them until they start stealing or bringing nighas to the crib that steal

preacher/pimp (often same person) double bonus if they doing at the same time

and the schemer always trying to sell something or get you to join something that cost money before “we” gonna make like $10k a month doing blah blah. Pops taught me “don’t let a nigha tell you how to spend yo dollar when they can’t manage they dime”

 

[geechiedan]

every black family has that rumor of a great uncle (circa 1940something or 50) that killed a white person and got away with it...

 

[mrdiego2020]

every black family had someone that had the wooden spoon and fork hanging on there walls..

 

[actinanass]

Every black family got these in the den/living room/bathroom.

Jet magazine was clutch

 

[Lurk Diggler]

every black family had someone that had the wooden spoon and fork hanging on there walls..

Lol yup
I got fam that still has these big ass room swallowers in a lil house

 

[55th View]

Lol yup
I got fam that still has these big ass room swallowers in a lil house

My pops still has this shit...til this day!

 

[The Jamaican]

Every black family had furniture you weren't supposed to sit on and utensils you weren't supposed to use.

 

[Princenubian]

Carry on……

 

[godofwine]

A cabinet in the kitchen full of grocery storebags, Walmart bags, plastic bags

 

[Allister]

Tooo many plastic bags in on area, go recycle them shits!

 

[Curtwalk]

1. Two old female relatives that's spent their whole lives fighting each other because of a dude that died years ago doing some ni66a shit
2. Dude that get drunk every family get together and starts arguing with his wife/ex wife /baby momma
3. Dude that has got to top everything anybody says ... If you say your neighbor bought a boat, his neighbor bought a yacht. If you went to the hottest concert tour when they came to your town . He went backstage and hung out with them dudes when they came to his
4. Dude that say "I missed that or I didn't get to go" every time someone mentions a wedding, funeral, graduation or something big that happened they miss everything because they ass always in jail

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

..family members who are swirlers...

 

[Lurk Diggler]

..family members who are swirlers...

Or got a Vietnamese wife or daughter from they military days we got a whole blasian branch in the fam from some uncles and great uncles “service”… funerals have been interesting to say the least

 

[tallblacknyc]

A cabinet in the kitchen full of grocery storebags, Walmart bags, plastic bags

Black people saving the planet 1 recycled bag at a time

 

[black again]

Every black family has a vague story from several generations ago, when they had a plot of land stolen, usually by white people, that would be valuable today.

 

[LordSinister]

Y'all shit fancy, our was an old crisco container or mayo jar.

Every black family got some version of one of these near the stove...

 

[yasky777]

[QUOTE="geechiedan, post: that one male member usually an uncle that you don't hang with...you don't invite to gatherings...you don't talk to too much....but if you need someone PISTOL WHIPPED..THATS WHO YOU CALL!!

And he'll usually do it for like a little thing of weed or a 5th of something... he may be a war vet and definitely been to jail at least twice....


[/QUOTE]
Reminds me I need to call my uncle he hit me on FB under his alias he still has warrants . His ViceLord name was LowDown and has stories for days.

 

[The Jamaican]

One of these with sewing supplies instead of them cookies

 

[supreme_kos]

A special needs cousin. I know it's not funny, but it's quite the coincidence ....