Ever had a hard time breaking up with a woman?

ninja i been married for almost 12 years. im still not real sure what happened.

Well let me break it down for you...

You seen a nice looking chick you was feeling
.you realized she was into you....

Then you realized the chances of you getting

Dat ass is pretty damn high

So one day yall got together shit got heated...and


SHE PUT IT ON YOU KNEEEEYEEKAAAH....

Shit ain't been the same sense..


I could've got caught out there but being

The pull out god comes with a lot of perks
 
Funny ass vids and shit is really that crazy sometimes but nah ain't ever been in no serious relationship anyway, ain't have time for no drama.
 
Well let me break it down for you...

You seen a nice looking chick you was feeling
.you realized she was into you....

Then you realized the chances of you getting

Dat ass is pretty damn high

So one day yall got together shit got heated...and


SHE PUT IT ON YOU KNEEEEYEEKAAAH....

Shit ain't been the same sense..


I could've got caught out there but being

The pull out god comes with a lot of perks
That is NOT what happened. :lol: it was more like a lifetime movie where her parents hated me but I was the only one who could save her from the racist wolves coming from her.
 
That is NOT what happened. :lol: it was more like a lifetime movie where her parents hated me but I was the only one who could save her from the racist wolves coming from her.

You saved her from attack of the pink toes...??

What happend there?? You went three the hardway on them??

Were her parents grateful for your charitable

Deeds??
 
Chocolate broads like her be having some good pussy.. They be slim thick with nice tits and fat asses...they be nice body well into their 40's... Be having 30+ yrs of great looking bodies.. Speaking from experience
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Still remember the amount of time I will tell her to get her shit and bounce and she will leave in the morning , 4pm she will call me and tell me dinner is at her house . Guess what I will drive across the city to her house and have dinner and sleep there as well , next day she will be back in my house . 3 years of breakups and makeups , we sold the houses and got married and bought our current home . Been together for the last 9 years . Still don’t know how .
 
You saved her from attack of the pink toes...??

What happend there?? You went three the hardway on them??

Were her parents grateful for your charitable

Deeds??
She was fresh out of med school entering one of the top residency programs in the country.

Temporary chair (old dried up jealous white broad) took one look at my Afrocentric woman and said: I'm going to make sure Dr. M never practices medicine in the U.S.

Dr. Kelley then began conspiring with a few like minded white supremacists to file paper work saying Dr. M was inept.

Problem was there was nothing academically, surgically or professionally wrong with Dr M's work.

Based on that they were in breach of their contract. They weren't used to anyone challenging them, and ended up looking like complete assholes.

I even went easy on Dr Kelly on her first attempt. But like some kinda creature of the undead this BITCH came back a year later and ended up getting the University of Cincinnati sued. The entire department was disbanded.

So yeah...after that I couldn't get rid of her. Her parents still hated me for another 7 or 8 years.

They kept saying I was a pimp who seduced they daughter.
 
One of my exes used to follow me around in a burgundy hyundai elantra with tinted windows and try to run me off the road, that crazy pussy was good but nothing is THAT good, I'd look in the rear view and there that bish go :smh:
 
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