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Street-Muzik

Street-Muzik

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how in the FUCK did you get her interested in the sport? I can't get my chick to sit through one fucking quarter with me. She simply fucks up my Sunday's because she don't understand the game and is always talking some shit during the game. So this year I'm trying to make peace by inviting her in my Sunday routine. Now...how do I get her hype and excited! BTW...she is a sista
 
I think more women would be into it if they actually understood the game...

You should try watching a game between two teams you could give a damn about, or try playing some tag football with her one day in the park...

Either way, during the game, explain what field goals are, first downs, punts, etc... that way, you bond with her AND you get to explain the game to her.

Also, start sharing some of your favorite players, teams, etc. with her. Give her a reason to become invested in it so she can keep up with your favorite team/player, etc.
 
With my ex she actually wanted to learn about it. She just needed me to explain the ins and outs of the game. If she is willing to learn just take your time and be patient but if she isnt interested I wouldnt waste my time.
 
if she knows nothing about baseball we gonna have prob,but i always take them to games to see how they react,if they look :hmm: bitch is out cause i go to like 30-35 home games a year.fucked up thing is how many sistas you know like baseball?so i stay lookin for black spanish chics good thing i know spanish.
 
if ol' girl is really into you, she will want to share in your interests. Chick I am with now didn't know dick about football when we first met (and to a degree still doesn't) but she's willing to watch games with me. Does she ask a shitload of questions? of course. But she wants to learn. I even got the bitch to watch the draft earlier this year:yes:
 
if she really wants to get into the game a lot of the pro teams have football clinics for women. There is a small cost but they are very informative. You better nip this i don't want you to be one of those dudes who have to handle the honeydo list on sundays when the games are on. :lol:
 
I can't get my wife into it, but I have a female friend that is hot as hell that is REALLY into it which makes her super hot. I wish I could get wifey into it, life would be so much easier.......
 
i started kinda getting into football because of fantasy football... that gets her interested in the players ...

I think it also helps to have a team to root for...
 
And man up and tell that bitch to get out your face y'all ain't got to do EVERYTHING together. I'm sure when that bitch is doing something she like for example sucking other niggas dicks she ain't tryna involve you in it. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Street-Muzik said:
Awww shit! I meant to tell this nigga to stay the fuck out of my post. This some serious shit. Take yo ass somewhere! :angry:
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Na na na fuck you nigga and your dumb ass bitch. I teach her about football every time I put my foot and my balls in her ass.
 
pop in Madden and explain the game to her. easiest way of teaching the game to neophytes.

and then compare it to chess so they can get into the mental aspect of the game.

works for me.
 
Street-Muzik said:
how in the FUCK did you get her interested in the sport? I can't get my chick to sit through one fucking quarter with me. She simply fucks up my Sunday's because she don't understand the game and is always talking some shit during the game. So this year I'm trying to make peace by inviting her in my Sunday routine. Now...how do I get her hype and excited! BTW...she is a sista
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easiest way is to ignore her ass and watch ya game that way she'll be like wtf is so interesting about this shit that she will sit and watch. it inadvertently happened to me and i was surprised as fuck when my wife sat down next to me and started watcxhing the knicks game wit me....and i dont wanna hear shit about the knicks i've been a fan since i was a kid.
 
Man I can't stand my wife to watch a game with me. I have to answer to many dumb question and they scream at simple shit. They only focus on the big name players and don't know shit about defense. I don't even like watching the women on ESPN talk about sports. I would rather watch a game by myself or with the fellas while drinking a beer. I tell my wife to go with her friends are take her ass to the mall while the game is on.


Dlateshow
 
i told her straight up, when we first got together, that football season was like sex in the city. every sunday monday night, thursdays(starting on thanksgiving), and saturdays(starting in december) that i wouldnt be available to her unless she wanted to watch football with me. and if she decided to she was only allowed to talk about football and must shut up when demanded(not asked). and i stood by that. she is now an EAGLE fan.
 
I'm diehard Dallas Cowboys. Wife is diehard Redskins. We love each other until 1 minute before kickoff each week. Then it's on!!!! We curse at one another like enemies til the last snap of he Monday Night Football game. When we go to games, we tailgate together. Hell, if I go to a game and don't bring her, my partners be mad as shit. She talks trash... mad trash, plays fantasy football and all that. And she knows her teams, players, rules, etc. In fact she'll make a lotta dudes look stupid if they don't know what they're talking bout. We go to games in both DC and Dallas. Our first wedding anniversary was spent in Dallas for a Redskins-Cowboys game. Couldn't ask for much more. When we're at church Sunday mornings and ladies be like "Girl... we're having a jewelry party this afternoon... so let your husband have his football, so we can have our day of sistahood"... wife straight ice grills those chics.... I love it!!!!

oh... last thing... when we got married and I took the garter off her leg... it was a Cowboys joint.... prolly the most memorable part of the reception and I've got in on video for life...
 
I prefer to watch games alone. No females or male friends. I hate people who talk during the games, even if they know what they're talking about. An exception being that they know exactly when to talk and exactly when to shut the fuck up...

...but what are the odds?
 
hart said:
Men lead women follow
MY thing:
I watch football on Sundays in the fall bottom fucking line
U want to spend Sundays with me then Football is gonna be a part of it

I dont care if she watches or not though but she has learned to watch it with me if she wants to spend time..... dont know if she really knows the deal with all the rules but she understands the basics..........now she watches them most of the time or sits and reads a book

Most women who really like football are not the type of woman I would want permanently..... some things are just not meant to be
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I agree.
 
hart said:
Men lead women follow
MY thing:
I watch football on Sundays in the fall bottom fucking line
U want to spend Sundays with me then Football is gonna be a part of it

I dont care if she watches or not though but she has learned to watch it with me if she wants to spend time..... dont know if she really knows the deal with all the rules but she understands the basics..........now she watches them most of the time or sits and reads a book

Most women who really like football are not the type of woman I would want permanently..... some things are just not meant to be
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Interesting statement...

I can only really recall one woman I dated since I was in HS who was totally clueless about sports in general.... over the past 20 yrs I'd say I've been to sporting events with the majority of women who actually enjoyed attending and knew what was going on... about half of them were actively involved with wearing jerseys, cheering, etc.... and I'm not talking beastly broads here... very sexy.... the common denominator in most of them is that they all were only children... thus they grew up watching sports with their fathers... especially football... aint nothing in the world like having a sistah who loves sports fa real... I wanna fly to Boston for Celtics game? wife rolls... when I wanted to hit the Finals last summer & meet my crew there, she was cool with it and stayed back... not the same with football though... woman loves her some football... if I go to Dallas without her for a game, it's gonna be hell when a nigga gets back home.... LOL
 
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
And man up and tell that bitch to get out your face y'all ain't got to do EVERYTHING together. I'm sure when that bitch is doing something she like for example sucking other niggas dicks she ain't tryna involve you in it. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Na na na fuck you nigga and your dumb ass bitch. I teach her about football every time I put my foot and my balls in her ass.
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Man what the fuck?!?:eek:


I'm dying!:lol::lol::lol:


*two cents*
 
  1. Leroy Soup Nutz said:
    Fuck that bitch and fuck you broke ass nigga! :lol:
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Street-Muzik said:
Awww shit! I meant to tell this nigga to stay the fuck out of my post. This some serious shit. Take yo ass somewhere! :angry:
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Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Na na na fuck you nigga and your dumb ass bitch. I teach her about football every time I put my foot and my balls in her ass.
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Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Nigga fuck outta here I wipe ya bitch face off w/ $50 when I cum on her face. :lol:[/quote

DAYAM YALL SOUND LIKE THEM SISTA'S ON SOL!!!!!!!!


Anyhow, take it from an Old Fucker thats been married for 25 years and been with the same women that loves football for 29 years!! Hell she played football in the street with the boys and neighborhood girls and watched football on Sunday, because there was nothing else on and the players looked good in them tight pants!!! Anyhow since yo girl didnt grow up loving the game like my girl did, this is what you do................

1. Gamble!! I dont care who you are if something is on the line yo azz pays attention!!

2. Make the shit interesting!! My girrl and I are Chiefs fans!! Yeah, Yeah, LOL you know my delima, cause the Chiefs have Sucked ever since, ever since. But when they azzes is loosing we had this thing. If they are down at 1/2 time we had to FUCK!!! YEP, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT THEM BASTARDS USUALLY CAME OUT AND PLAYED THEY AZZES OFF. THEY DIDNT FUCKIN WIN BUT HELL WE HAD HOPE FOR A MINUTE!! AND IF THEY WON, GUESS WHAT, WE WAS FUCKIN AGIAIN!!!!

3. Make it a competition!! She would love the fact that she picked a team you should have picked and would love the opportunity to tell her friends and yo boys that she beat yo azz makin picks for the week!! Give her that moment and you'll gain a life time of Sunday Fun.

4. At the end of the season tally up the wins/loses and whoever won gets something!! We been playing for years and only had bragging rights but two years ago I bought this BIG AZZ FOOTBALL necklace madalion with big fake rhinestones on it!!! One of these years I'll finally win that BITCH CAUSE SHE BE KICKIN MY AZZ MAKIN PIXXX FOR YEARS!!! AND SHE STARTED BITCHING CAUSE SHE DONT NEVER GET SHIT!! HELL KICKIN MY AZZ SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENUFF BUT SHE MAKE A NIGGA GO OUT AND BUY SOME SHIT TOO!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE IT STILL SUCKS!!!

Try doing this and I garanttee she'll be tellin yo azz to be quit because the ref is fina make a call, or it's 4th and 1, STFU!!!! And as for the Fuckin At 1/2 time part, when she finally identifies a favorite team, SHIT IS ON FO SHOW!!!!
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