Dilemma: So you finally go to a BGOL mixer...

[playahaitian]

So a BGOL off-line mixer thread is posted..

your hesitant but you have been a member for years and curiosity has finally gotten the best of you...

the place is not far from where you work and you never posted your pic or any personal info on the board.

No one knows if your married or not or has kids etc.

You arrive at the dinner club and OF COURSE you dont see anyone...

the place is dead.

but you do notice a woman in the corner taking a pic in the mirror...

She notices you looking and smiles and says "You like?"

you say "HULK SMASH !!!", not caring.

She covers her mouth and laughs hysterically...

and says she lurks on BGOL all the time but mostly posts on SOL.

And even posted a naughty pic on there once

You tell her your BGOL name and she is surprised...

You talk about how lame everyone is for not showing up.

Trolls ruining the board...

How many dudes on there dont understand women at all.

She follows your posts all the time and thinks what YOU write is really funny and smart.

She says she is NOT wasting this outfit and says she definitely doesn't want to stay here and lives nearby...

WHAT DO YOU DO ?!?!?​

*90% of all scenarios are based on actual events

 

[SamSneed]

its a trap! you'll be ockeded

 

[Dr. Truth]

'IM gorgeous so i wouldn't have to say nothing, but i'd whisper i'm doc truth and watch her panties melt.

 

[doggish_098]

as soon as half these niggas mention their screen names they have just typed themselves out of that pussy...

 

[playahaitian]

as soon as half these niggas mention their screen names they have just typed themselves out of that pussy...

 

[mcguyver]

as soon as half these niggas mention their screen names they have just typed themselves out of that pussy...

So Tru

 

[SamSneed]

as soon as half these niggas mention their screen names they have just typed themselves out of that pussy...

"i'm doggish" her-"this nigga got fleas"

"i'm sam sneed bitch, you better recognize" her-"oh shit! thats sam sneed"

 

[doggish_098]

"i'm doggish" her-"this nigga got fleas"

"i'm sam sneed bitch, you better recognize" her-"oh shit its that nigga that made that feast on the little tikes my first grill

fixed

 

[jack walsh13]

as soon as half these niggas mention their screen names they have just typed themselves out of that pussy...

 

[SamSneed]

fixed

you aint shit

 

[SWATLANTA]

I extend my hand and then say, "Wassup ? I'm HNIC, let me use some of these niggas sign up money to buy you a drink"...

 

[doggish_098]

I extend my hand and then say, "Wassup ? I'm HNIC, let me use some of these niggas sign up money to buy you a drink"...

she would see an instant red flag as soon as a bgol cat said buy and you in the same sentence.

 

[ljinsane]

I extend my hand and then say, "Wassup ? I'm HNIC, let me use some of these niggas sign up money to buy you a drink"...

 

[KingAddies]

As long as she doesn't say 'I'm ladygardensnake' and she doesn't give me a chance to do an image search I might check out her crib.

BTW do you see how many escorts are using that pic?

 

[II Dxnum]

A broad that fine wouldn't be posting here.

 

[playahaitian]

A broad that fine wouldn't be posting here.

you would be surprised fam.

 

[SWATLANTA]

she would see an instant red flag as soon as a bgol cat said buy and you in the same sentence.

Damn, I forgot

 

[mcguyver]

A broad that fine wouldn't be posting here.

You Failed

 

[Ziongate]

I'll try to sweet talk her in revealing her identity and hope she's not one of the annoying broads "we're desperately trying to run off the board"

 

[Madrox]

A broad that fine wouldn't be posting here.

...maybe not posting, but possibly lurking. I think its safe to say we have a handful of everything up in here..

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[jack walsh13]

I extend my hand and then say, "Wassup ? I'm HNIC, let me use some of these niggas sign up money to buy you a drink"...

 

[II Dxnum]

You Failed

I failed because you posted a picture that a bitch could have gotten from anywhere?

Some of you are naive as fuck.

...maybe not posting, but possibly lurking.

That's why I said "posting".

They did say montana deleon used to post here though...



but she was clearly on a mission.

 

[mcguyver]

I failed because you posted a picture that a bitch could have gotten from anywhere?

Some of you are naive as fuck.



That's why I said "posting".

I understand you are a newbie but............

 

[ScorpDiesel]

A broad that fine wouldn't be posting here.

Cuz niggas run off the fine ones, then keep the weird, fat n' ugly ones around to use them for psychological punching bags.

 

[doggish_098]

I understand you are a newbie but............

let it go bro he ain't going to believe you...

 

[II Dxnum]

I understand you are a newbie but............

Show me that young lady's confirmation pic and I'll apologize, fam.

Cuz niggas run off the fine ones

Who were the fines ones, scorp? I know montana, who else was there?

psychological punching bags.

Hysterical.

 

[Dr. Truth]

Reche was a confirmed member, and homie. It was confirmed that's her. She would hold up signs and shit. I was trying mad hard to get inside her. I love her.

 

[doggish_098]

Reche was a confirmed member, and homie. It was confirmed that's her. She would hold up signs and shit. I was trying mad hard to get inside her. I love her.

beyond her conf pics there was a dude who posted pics of him having lunch with her in AZ i think.

 

[II Dxnum]

beyond her conf pics there was a dude who posted pics of him having lunch with her in AZ i think.

Upload your folder with all the find broads of yesteryear, I know you got one.

I wanna see what I missed out on, I wanna see what was here before the thirst mob ran them off.

 

[spider705]

she would see an instant red flag as soon as a bgol cat said buy and you in the same sentence.

either that or he'd get a database error when he try to run his card to pay the tab at the end of the night...

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

Reche was a confirmed member, and homie. It was confirmed that's her. She would hold up signs and shit. I was trying mad hard to get inside her. I love her.

a few months back i was trying hard to get out of her house.

no, seriously.

she thinks tying folks up is funny.

especially when you aint know she was gonna tie you up.

like, after she's dropped some shit in your drank and you pass out.

 

[quickflip]

I failed because you posted a picture that a bitch could have gotten from anywhere?

Some of you are naive as fuck.

She's real...and really fine

 

[unknownsoldier]

its a trap! you'll be ockeded

 

[J.E.T.S]

Pussy >>>> ock

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[tallblacknyc]

either that or he'd get a database error when he try to run his card to pay the tab at the end of the night...