Definition of "Catching The Vapors": Woman teased and called Michael B. Jordan "corny" in middle school, then has to interview him on the red carpet.

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To be objective, you remember what people have said to you and done to you. She's free to call him corny. He's free to address it. Especially since she said "They go way back." knowing the context of that statement. And she's said slick shit over the years. His body language spoke volumes. So it is what it is.

If you don't have anybody on your shit list for some reason or another, then life dealt you a better hand than most.

Unless you're usually the shit listee.
 
I can kind of see why they teased him because no matter what I see him in I still think of his murder scene in "The Wire" where he peed on himself before they shot him. Wallace was a good kid but because of that he came across as super moist. That same kid back in the hood got ragged on from time to time I'm sure.
 
It was middle school I bet. Bitches are assholes during those years.
Nah man, bitches can be assholes throughout School

It's crazy when you're 13 14 15 16 they clown. When you're 17 and 18 you're corny, losing out to the R Kelly's of the world because they got money and a car and you don't

Those R Kelly years are ridiculous. I remember guys almost 30 years old picking up these girls from high school. Crazy nobody said anything either
 
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I don't have anybody on my shit list like that from high school. I confronted my high school bully 15 or so years ago. I drove and he was standing at a bus stop, I blew my horn and asked him if he needed a ride

Dude told me that he was married and his wife had a baby by some other dude while they were together. He moved out, left her the house and was trying to see the one kid he knew was his.

He was also working some shitty ass job.

All I said was, that's fucked up.

Dropped him off and kept it pushing. There was no reason to brag or rub it in. Life kicked him in the ass enough
 
You might forget what a person said, but you never forget how they made you feel. Ultimate way to let all that go is to love the person you have evolved to. Hurt people hurt people. When you realize that you actually have an easier time of letting the past go.
 
Nah man, bitches can be assholes throughout School

It's crazy when you're 13 14 15 16 they clown.
I’ve heard the meanest person on the planet is a 14 year old girl. That’s the breaking point when they’re simultaneously growing into themselves and rebelling at the world for molding into who they are becoming.

End of the day though, Mike won. All that matters
 
Nah man, bitches can be assholes throughout School

It's crazy when you're 13 14 15 16 they clown. When you're 17 and 18 you're corny, losing out to the R Kelly's of the world because they got money and a car and you don't

Those R Kelly years are ridiculous. I remember guys almost 30 years old picking up these girls from high school. Crazy nobody said anything either
Guess it depends on what demographic you fall into.. cause if you popular, a pretty boy, athlete, class clown, etc you will get love from the female species.. I was the cool ass class clown broads love the funny nig and always trying to sit near you or hang at your lunch table or invite you to a party cause you a joy to be around.. those same chicks will alley oop you other pussy by putting in a good word about you to other broads, especially college yrs.. the cool ass class clown yeah definitely a great demographic
 
To be objective, you remember what people have said to you and done to you. She's free to call him corny. He's free to address it. Especially since she said "They go way back." knowing the context of that statement. And she's said slick shit over the years. His body language spoke volumes. So it is what it is.

If you don't have anybody on your shit list for some reason or another, then life dealt you a better hand than most.

Unless you're usually the shit listee.
You make some good points here Fu.

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I don't have anybody on my shit list like that from high school. I confronted my high school bully 15 or so years ago. I drove and he was standing at a bus stop, I blew my horn and asked him if he needed a ride

Dude told me that he was married and his wife had a baby by some other dude while they were together. He moved out, left her the house and was trying to see the one kid he knew was his.

He was also working some shitty ass job.

All I said was, that's fucked up.

Dropped him off and kept it pushing. There was no reason to brag or rub it in. Life kicked him in the ass enough

Good for you man...did him bullying you motivate you when you got older or was it like "that was HS" and leave it at that..a lot of people carry that trauma into their adult years.
 
This has been making the rounds on the internet.

Honestly he still comes across as corny.

I'm happy for his successes and wish him nothing but the best, that being said success doesn't make you not corny.

There's a lot of corny and lame people that are successful.

Glad that he was able to rub in her face.
 
I would have grabbed my zipper and told the bitch "It is time for reparations, and when you are chewing it make sure you focus on the crown and suck it as hard as possible to either make my erection go away or get your mouth flooded with a quart of freshly brewed baby paste."
 
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