DAYWALKER:
YOU DON'T MIND BEING IN FULL VIEW WITH THIS PERSON. YOU WILL HOLD THEIR HAND AND ALLOW THEM TO KISS AND FONDLE YOU IN PUBLIC. YOU USE NICK NAMES IN PUBLIC AFFECTIONATLEY AND DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE LOOKING AT HER/HIS BODY.
YOU WILL AND CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH THIS PERSON. THEY MEET YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
YOU COULD BE IN LOVE OR STARTING TO CARE DEEPLY FOR THIS PERSON. SEX CAN BE GREAT OR OK BUT WHAT COUNTS IS THAT THIS PERSON FITS YOUR IDEA OF YOUR SOULMATE. THEY LOOK, SMELL, TASTE GREAT. THEY MIGHT HAVE SOME FLAWS BUT DON'T WE ALL?
NIGHTWALKER:
THIS PERSON WILL ONLY BE SEEN WITH YOU IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE NIGHT. LATE NIGHT WHITE CASTLE IN THE CAR DRIVE THRU OR COMING HOME FROM A CLUB. YOU TRY YOUR BEST TO KEEP THEM INDOORS DURING THE DAY. YOU HANDLE ALL OF THEIR ERRANDS AS IF YOU CARE ONLY TO KEEP FROM BEING SEEN ON THE LOCAL STREETS WITH THIS PERSON. IF YOU MUST BE SEEN YOU MAKE SURE IT IS IN ANOTHER CITY OR STATE THAT YOU WILL NEVER VISIT AGAIN. ONLY THEN DO YOU SHOW SOME KIND OF AFFECTION TO THEM. NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE SEX, COOKING OR MONEY IS YOU REFUSE TO BE SEEN WITH THEM. YOU MIGHT INTRODUCE THEM TO A FEW FRIENDS AS YOUR JUMP OFF. YOU DON'T CARE FOR THIS PERSON FOR OTHER THAN WHAT YOU NEED / GET FROM THEM. THEY WILL NEVER MEET YOUR FAMILY AND THEY ASK ALL THE TIME WHY. THEY MIGHT BE SOMEWHAT UGLY OR NOT HAVE A GREAT FACE BUT A BANGING BODY. THEY USUALLY HAVE GREAT HEAD GAME OR SEX DUE TO THEM HAVING TO BALANCE OUT THE CURENDOUS ( CURUPT & HORRENDOUS COMBINED) FACIAL FEATURES. MOST OF THEM HAVE GOOD CREDIT AND TEND TO BE ON THE CHUBBY / FAT SIDE. YOU MEET ALL OF THEIR FAMILY ABUT TRY YOUR BEST TO LIMIT THE INTERACTION.
HOUSE PET:
ALL YOU DO IS FUCK EM AND BRING THEM CHINESE FOOD. THEY HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE AND SINCE MEETING YOU THEY TRY TO RIDE YOUR COAT TAILS. MOST OF THE TIME YOU TRY TO KEEP EM CHAINED TO THE RADIATOR AND LEAVE ENOUGH FOOD AND WATER TILL YOU GET BACK TO THEM. CREDIT IS EXCELLENT AND MONEY IS PLENTYFUL. YOU GET TO TEACH THEM HOW TO SUCK DICK AND OR EAT PUSSY. THEY ASK WHY YOU NEVER TAKE THEM ANYWHERE? YOUR REPLY IS " UNTIL OBAMA RIDS THE NATION OF RACIAL INEQUALITY WE ARE SAFER IN HERE" WHY DO YOU FUCK EM? YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AND USE IT AS YOUR TICKET INTO HEAVEN. THEY TRY THEIR BEST TO LOOK AND SMELL NICE FOR YOU BUT YOU NEVER GIVE THEM CREDIT. THEY KNOW YOU HAVE A DAYWALKER AND NIGHTWALKER BUT YOU TELL THEM THEY ARE YOUR CLOSE FIRST AND SECOND COUSINS. YOUR IDEA OF THEM MEETING YOUR FAMILY IS BRINGING THE FAMILY ALBUM TO THEIR HOME.
CHIA PET:
IF YOU ARE MESSING WITH ONE THEM YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A HOUSE PET OR NIGHT WALKER YOURSELF. THEY DON'T CARE HOW THEY LOOK OR SMELL. THEY NEED DICK OR PUSSY AND IF THEY CAN BRIBE YOU THEY WILL. YOU ARE FUCKING THEM FOR "GP" ONLY.
YOU DON'T MIND BEING IN FULL VIEW WITH THIS PERSON. YOU WILL HOLD THEIR HAND AND ALLOW THEM TO KISS AND FONDLE YOU IN PUBLIC. YOU USE NICK NAMES IN PUBLIC AFFECTIONATLEY AND DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE LOOKING AT HER/HIS BODY.
YOU WILL AND CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH THIS PERSON. THEY MEET YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
YOU COULD BE IN LOVE OR STARTING TO CARE DEEPLY FOR THIS PERSON. SEX CAN BE GREAT OR OK BUT WHAT COUNTS IS THAT THIS PERSON FITS YOUR IDEA OF YOUR SOULMATE. THEY LOOK, SMELL, TASTE GREAT. THEY MIGHT HAVE SOME FLAWS BUT DON'T WE ALL?
NIGHTWALKER:
THIS PERSON WILL ONLY BE SEEN WITH YOU IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE NIGHT. LATE NIGHT WHITE CASTLE IN THE CAR DRIVE THRU OR COMING HOME FROM A CLUB. YOU TRY YOUR BEST TO KEEP THEM INDOORS DURING THE DAY. YOU HANDLE ALL OF THEIR ERRANDS AS IF YOU CARE ONLY TO KEEP FROM BEING SEEN ON THE LOCAL STREETS WITH THIS PERSON. IF YOU MUST BE SEEN YOU MAKE SURE IT IS IN ANOTHER CITY OR STATE THAT YOU WILL NEVER VISIT AGAIN. ONLY THEN DO YOU SHOW SOME KIND OF AFFECTION TO THEM. NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE SEX, COOKING OR MONEY IS YOU REFUSE TO BE SEEN WITH THEM. YOU MIGHT INTRODUCE THEM TO A FEW FRIENDS AS YOUR JUMP OFF. YOU DON'T CARE FOR THIS PERSON FOR OTHER THAN WHAT YOU NEED / GET FROM THEM. THEY WILL NEVER MEET YOUR FAMILY AND THEY ASK ALL THE TIME WHY. THEY MIGHT BE SOMEWHAT UGLY OR NOT HAVE A GREAT FACE BUT A BANGING BODY. THEY USUALLY HAVE GREAT HEAD GAME OR SEX DUE TO THEM HAVING TO BALANCE OUT THE CURENDOUS ( CURUPT & HORRENDOUS COMBINED) FACIAL FEATURES. MOST OF THEM HAVE GOOD CREDIT AND TEND TO BE ON THE CHUBBY / FAT SIDE. YOU MEET ALL OF THEIR FAMILY ABUT TRY YOUR BEST TO LIMIT THE INTERACTION.
HOUSE PET:
ALL YOU DO IS FUCK EM AND BRING THEM CHINESE FOOD. THEY HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE AND SINCE MEETING YOU THEY TRY TO RIDE YOUR COAT TAILS. MOST OF THE TIME YOU TRY TO KEEP EM CHAINED TO THE RADIATOR AND LEAVE ENOUGH FOOD AND WATER TILL YOU GET BACK TO THEM. CREDIT IS EXCELLENT AND MONEY IS PLENTYFUL. YOU GET TO TEACH THEM HOW TO SUCK DICK AND OR EAT PUSSY. THEY ASK WHY YOU NEVER TAKE THEM ANYWHERE? YOUR REPLY IS " UNTIL OBAMA RIDS THE NATION OF RACIAL INEQUALITY WE ARE SAFER IN HERE" WHY DO YOU FUCK EM? YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AND USE IT AS YOUR TICKET INTO HEAVEN. THEY TRY THEIR BEST TO LOOK AND SMELL NICE FOR YOU BUT YOU NEVER GIVE THEM CREDIT. THEY KNOW YOU HAVE A DAYWALKER AND NIGHTWALKER BUT YOU TELL THEM THEY ARE YOUR CLOSE FIRST AND SECOND COUSINS. YOUR IDEA OF THEM MEETING YOUR FAMILY IS BRINGING THE FAMILY ALBUM TO THEIR HOME.
CHIA PET:
IF YOU ARE MESSING WITH ONE THEM YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A HOUSE PET OR NIGHT WALKER YOURSELF. THEY DON'T CARE HOW THEY LOOK OR SMELL. THEY NEED DICK OR PUSSY AND IF THEY CAN BRIBE YOU THEY WILL. YOU ARE FUCKING THEM FOR "GP" ONLY.