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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP and Jesse Jackson
sees
this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

:smh: :hmm: :smh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
THIS CANT BE TRUE :smh: :smh: THE BACKLASH WILL END HIS CAREER IF IT IS :smh: :smh: :smh: :confused:
 
THis is from some white dude somewhere.
Anytime a peckerwood wants to give a story some validity
they say it came from a celeb.

Haven't you gotten an email forward saying

"Andy Rooney said this, or Bill O'Rielly says that"
and it is something derrogative to blacks?

The list is funny, but there is no way it came from Letterman (in public)
 
Not funny :hmm:
Letterman= Krammer edit**(well now yall say its not letterman I cant blame him I guess)
rasicm at it's best, African Americans can and will succeed
at racing starting with this dude BILL LESTER
lester.jpg

bill-lester.jpg


I'am not into the sport if you wanna call it that
but I live in NC and this shit is huge here>
There ar a few other drivers out there to to my understanding
 
Pretty funny, one thing for sure is that Lettermans been in the game too long to do this career ending top ten.

Pretty funny like I said.
 
That shit was never on Letterman, it's not on the archives, I did find this top 10 list which was pretty funny, it was from last Friday. :lol:

Top Ten Signs Your Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball Tournament

10. Center is only 5'9" -- in heels

9. Team gets psyched before the game by listening to Clay Aiken

8. Your official Las Vegas odds are "Yea right"

7. Instead of Gatorade, team chugs Yoo-Hoo

6. Gave up basketball for Lent

5. Your shoe deal is with Thom McAn

4. Players complain to refs that the other team is "Always getting in the way"

3. They lead the division in groin pulls

2. Starting point guard recently shaved his head and checked into rehab

And The Number One Reason Your Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball Tournament..............


1. Caught two of the guys playing a little "Man-to-man" in the locker room.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
That top ten is funny, but if David Letterman said that that shit, it would be racist. I think funny is funny.
 
Trapstar said:
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP and Jesse Jackson
sees
this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

:smh: :hmm: :smh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Why be mad? That shit is funny? If you keep taking offense to jokes whites make about us, it shows a weak state of mind. People who feel who feel inferior would be offended.
 
maniaco78 said:
That shit was never on Letterman, it's not on the archives, I did find this top 10 list which was pretty funny, it was from last Friday. :lol:

Top Ten Signs Your Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball Tournament

10. Center is only 5'9" -- in heels

9. Team gets psyched before the game by listening to Clay Aiken

8. Your official Las Vegas odds are "Yea right"

7. Instead of Gatorade, team chugs Yoo-Hoo

6. Gave up basketball for Lent

5. Your shoe deal is with Thom McAn

4. Players complain to refs that the other team is "Always getting in the way"

3. They lead the division in groin pulls

2. Starting point guard recently shaved his head and checked into rehab

And The Number One Reason Your Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball Tournament..............


1. Caught two of the guys playing a little "Man-to-man" in the locker room.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sensitive bastards could complain from Clay Aiken's camp, the gay camp, the Mexican/Chinese camp, Yoo-hoo drink camp, the Spears camp, the rehab camp, people who suffered real groin pulls, people who love high heels camp. The great thing about comedians is that they get away with a whole lot that most considered offensive for years. Almost every joke is at someone's expense. Make a funny at me, make sure it's funny
 
illstate23 said:
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Why be mad? That shit is funny? If you keep taking offense to jokes whites make about us, it shows a weak state of mind. People who feel who feel inferior would be offended.
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Co-sign that shit was funny :lol: :lol: All those things on that list are images that "blacks" put out everyday so even if Letterman had said it would've been unny
 
Bigmario23 said:
Not funny :hmm:
Letterman= Krammer edit**(well now yall say its not letterman I cant blame him I guess)
rasicm at it's best, African Americans can and will succeed
at racing starting with this dude BILL LESTER
lester.jpg

bill-lester.jpg


I'am not into the sport if you wanna call it that
but I live in NC and this shit is huge here>
There ar a few other drivers out there to to my understanding
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MAAAAN THIS UNCLE TOM ASS DUDE, I MET THIS GUY AND HE TOLD ME I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DRIVE IN NASCAR NIGGA CRUSHED MY DREAMS SNIF SNIF***


:angry:
 
Letterman would never say that shit. If he did though white people are becoming wayyyyy too comfortable making racist terms and shit nowadays. When one of them gets their head blown off for some stupid shit like the above then i'll bet they shut the fuck up.
 
Chuck Nyce said:

MAAAAN THIS UNCLE TOM ASS DUDE, I MET THIS GUY AND HE TOLD ME I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DRIVE IN NASCAR NIGGA CRUSHED MY DREAMS SNIF SNIF***


:angry:
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word! thats fucked' up man dont
let him kill your dreams you can own your own
team one day stack paper :yes:

I dont know this dude or even fuck with Nascar
I'm just doing my part to crush the stereotypical
nonsense in this post.
 
bill lester is married to a white woman, can he really be considered as a black driver in nascar?

no he cant. show me a tony dungy type n we'd have a black nascar driver. this dude is lovie smith.
 

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