Damn, Dalai-Lama!

Just to give you guys the inside scoop..... Big sigh....

They tried to hire me for this job after my Pope contact was up.

....I was to be GuruGooch...

....I did my research and politely declined......

Didn't even want to tour the place. They got shit stains in those places centuries old.

No wonder the Chinese are Communist. Lotta kung fu baby fucking going on in those buddist templez.
 
I remember a coked up Bobby Brown trying to meet him calling him Mr. Lama and dude just looked at him like who the fuck is you
 
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