Cris Cyborg Suspended for Anabolic Steroid Use

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I,m Shocked I would have never guest that
look at this bitch at the espy's she looks like a caveman
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welp...I guess Cyborgs career is over. You ever seen an athlete after they stop taking the juice? They are never the same.
 



Not sound sexist or anything....

It's funny when you watch Women's MMA, it's like seeing their vaginas getting re-attached once they start to get their asses kicked. Most of them seem to get really sloppy and give up.
 
I don't believe this shit at all!! I know a lot of 140lb woman who have strong jaw lines, lift truck tires in training, and eat punches and kicks like gummi bears!!! They are just targeting her because she's so dominant... :D
 
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She will be more cafeful next year and be sure to cycle off two weeks before she gets wind of the "surprise and random" PED test. I mean come on, every woman in that division looks like her so why are they picking on her.

Disclaimer: because ninjas sometimes miss sarcasm - the above listed statement is such. Thank you for playing.

:yes: Yessir :yes:
 
She will be more cafeful next year and be sure to cycle off two weeks before she gets wind of the "surprise and random" PED test. I mean come on, every woman in that division looks like her so why are they picking on her.

Disclaimer: because ninjas sometimes miss sarcasm - the above listed statement is such. Thank you for playing.

:yes: Yessir :yes:

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I wonder if this vindicates Carano, and the others she beaten, especially the Carano fight... Ole girl was hitting her with punches that had me looking up to the upper right hand corner of my screen, trying to see if her head flew off, and Santos was not even flinching!!! They needed to check her chemical balance anyway, just like they did that runner chick! Santos looks more like a man than a lot of Men I know... :smh:
 
Bitch was like Goldberg was back in the day!!! Fucking everybody up!! Shieett, she would have given GSP a run for his money behind taking that shit!!! Bitch has a back like Ronnie Coleman!!! You can tell she's on something, nose spreading, and look how big her fucking head is!!! And some dumb ass Dude married this chick?!?!?! I wonder if they share a Fusion!!! Ole Herman Munster shoe wearing ass!!! :lol:
 
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I would like to sincerely apologize to StrikeForce, the Zuffa organization, Hiroko Yamanaka and my fans for my failed drug test.

I am ultimately responsible for everything I put in my body, and at the end of the day, there is no excuse for having a prohibited substance in my system. I do not condone the use of any performance enhancing drugs by myself or any other professional athlete, and willingly accept the penalties and fines that have been handed down to me by the California State Athletic Commission and those of the StrikeForce/Zuffa organization.

While I was preparing myself for my last fight I was having a difficult time cutting weight and used a dietary supplement that I was assured was safe and not prohibited from use in sports competition. It was never my intention to obtain an unfair advantage over Hiroko, mislead StrikeForce, the Commission or my fans. I train harder than any fighter in MMA and do not need drugs to win in the cage, and I have proven this time and time again! My only mistake is not verifying the diet aid with my doctor beforehand, and understanding that it was not approved for use in the ring. Unfortunately in the end I suffer the consequences and must accept the responsibility for my actions.

I will do everything I can to show my fans that I can still compete at the professional level without the use of any prohibited substances, and ask God's forgiveness for my mistake.

Cris Santos - Curitiba, Brazil January 7th, 2012

http://www.criscyborg.com/News/Entries/2012/1/7_Criss_Statement_Regarding_Steroid_Allegations.html
 
Her ex-husband Evangelista just departed Strikeforce. Found he wasn't getting enough fights over there as it was.

For those who wanna see some cool finishes ... check out his fights in recent years with NICK DIAZ and JORDAN MEIN. He was on the losing end in those joints, but check out the techniques used by Nick and Jordan.

- Very good ground work from Diaz. He flips her & their camp in the crowd the bird, and yells at them afterward :)

- Some wild striking from Mein in round 3. Count the # of elbows. SHIT!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUH-UfNPoRk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1K6bnXfVMM








 
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