
Bill Gates has lost his freaking mind and starts behaving like a cross between Hugh Hefner, Richard Branson and Caligula. On days that he's bored he takes a camera crew and goes out to the public and offers money for challenges for his amusement. This particular challenge is:
THE MAYWEATHER CHALLENGE!


Fight Floyd Mayweather (if your in his size range) or Klichko(if your bigger)for 1 round.
* If you win by KO/TKO you get 20 million dollars
* If you win on points you get 10 million dollars
* If you survive for 3 minutes you get 5 million (but you can't run and must fight)
WHAT CONSTITUTES RUNNING:
Unwillingness or refusal to engage an opponent in the ring. Avoiding hitting on purpose, constant retreating and not attacking in a deliberate attempt to run out the clock. This will get you ZERO DOLLARS. You will have essentially wasted everyone's time.
* If you get KO'd/TKO'd within 3 minutes you get 10k
* If you get KO'd in under 1 minute you get nothing.
* FOULS ARE AUTOMATIC DQs (below the belt shots, rabbit punching etc)
To make sure its on up and up the professional fighters will be offered 20 million to KO their opponent ASAP and if they lose they will be persecuted by Bill's political connections (IRS audits, intense background investigations etc)
THERE IS NO TRAINING PERIOD. CRAZY BILL GATES RENTED OUT THE STADIUM IN YOUR CITY BUILT A RING AND IS OFFERING 12 REGULAR PEOPLE (NOT A BOXER OR MMA FIGHTER - AND 12 PEOPLE FOR 12 ROUNDS A NORMAL LIMIT FOR THE PRO BOXERS) THAT DAY TO WALK INTO THE RING AND GET THAT MONEY!!
Would you do it?


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