Couple fucking in front of toddler

Ratchet is as ratchet does.

I've told this story on here plenty of times about a similar incident.

Was chilling with a friend over a girls house who sister he was fucking. Chilling talking, she telling me all the sexual shit she like to do, smoking green, drinking geting lit. I pass out. Wake up, faded, my friend is gone. Just me and ol girl in the place with her kid asleep next to me.

I know it's time to fuck this broad, so I make my move on the pussy. Somewhere between us making out and the bedroom the kid wakes up. So she turns on the TV and tells the kid to watch it. Kid gotta be about 3 years old. We go into the bed room leaving the kid in the living room. I'm harder than three rolls of quarters in the bedroom trying to get her panties and bra off with the hurriedupness. But the kid keeps interrupting (mind you the door is still open at this point) and she keep telling her to go back and watch tv. The kid interrupts again for the hundredth time and I say fuck it. I close the door and lock it. Why I do that for (cuz it makes sense right?)

I finally get her fully naked and bent over on the bed. A big brown black ass looking back at me just a juicin'. Ass was big like Nantucket wheat. Looking soft and jiggly I slap it a few times and prepare to mount. By now my hump built up a steady rhythm and I'm looking down at waves of a big ass booty splash all over my dick and stomach. Just ebbin' and flowin' at the shores of my pelvis, it was hypnotizing. ZOD AS MY WITNESS! It was a sight to behold. It was like rolling waves of pleasure and I was diving deep into the depth of that booty crevice to find the perfect white pearls to give her. I see the froth from her pussy start to form on me like sea foam. I hadn't even got to her brown eye yet but my heart was smiling like a mutha fucka thinking about it. I close my eyes and I'm just feeling it, I inhale the booty breeze and listen to the echoes of the booty clap recoil upon me, when that rugrat starts scratching on the door.

All that poetry in motion crashed on the rocks. My hard-on was immediately castaway. :hmm: Bitch jumps off my dick mad cursing like a sailor talking bout, "Why you close the fucking door for!? Don't be locking my baby out, nigga, you don't live here." I'm like, "WTF!?" I say fuck it I'm out but she like no wait, let me put her to sleep first. I say naw but as I'm gathering my clothing items the kid goes back to sleep. I waiting for her to take her back into the front room. This bitch gonna put her on a pallet on the floor beside the bed. :hmm:

So I'm like alright, hope this works. Im like alright cuz I ain't bust yet anyway and I wanted to get that bootyhole. I build my stroke back up, I'm about to take it deep this time, so we fucking missionary, I'm 20,000 leagues deep swimming in the pussy. Kid is staying sleep so it's all smooth sailing from here. Or so I thought. I pull out dick smelling like sea urchin, flipped her round the horn, it was time to gimme that butt. She ain't have no lube so I tell her to push out and spit a loogie in her butt and harpooned that ass like my name was Captain Ahab, she ain't take no leg but she was gonna gimmie that ass. I couldn't fit all the way in that ass good before the kid woke up AGAIN! So I pulled out and she gapes like a wide mouth bass. I said fuck it for the final time, I couldn't do it. Little skipper climbing in the bed looking at naked ass me climbing out. I washed off hopped in my vessel and went adrift.

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I knew a hood rat who would fuck with the bedroom door open because her kids "needed to know how the real world was." Now her oldest son is a flaming, cross-dressing homosexual, the younger son is in and out of jail with five kids by five different mothers, and the daughter is a lesbian. Wild shit, I tell ya!
 
I fucked my baby mama while the kid was detracted/watching Yo Gabba Gabba.

And this young hoe I had once, would give me head under the covers while her kid was in the room.

Honestly when dealing with a bitch who got kids, them hoes was already freaks and loved sex so when they a single parent not only are they just happy to have another adult around they be feinding for some dick.
 
Its Clear to me, dude is buying that pussy. She half dressed and he is half dressed as well and have no regard for whats going on around him. She probably had rent due or some shit, and the cat recording knew ole boy was buying the pussy thats why he recording or maybe its one of her HOE friends whom sell pussy like she do recording it. Either way the person recording should have went in there and got the damn child!
 
Ratchet is as ratchet does.

I've told this story on here plenty of times about a similar incident.

Was chilling with a friend over a girls house who sister he was fucking. Chilling talking, she telling me all the sexual shit she like to do, smoking green, drinking geting lit. I pass out. Wake up, faded, my friend is gone. Just me and ol girl in the place with her kid asleep next to me.

I know it's time to fuck this broad, so I make my move on the pussy. Somewhere between us making out and the bedroom the kid wakes up. So she turns on the TV and tells the kid to watch it. Kid gotta be about 3 years old. We go into the bed room leaving the kid in the living room. I'm harder than three rolls of quarters in the bedroom trying to get her panties and bra off with the hurriedupness. But the kid keeps interrupting (mind you the door is still open at this point) and she keep telling her to go back and watch tv. The kid interrupts again for the hundredth time and I say fuck it. I close the door and lock it. Why I do that for (cuz it makes sense right?)

I finally get her fully naked and bent over on the bed. A big brown black ass looking back at me just a juicin'. Ass was big like Nantucket wheat. Looking soft and jiggly I slap it a few times and prepare to mount. By now my hump built up a steady rhythm and I'm looking down at waves of a big ass booty splash all over my dick and stomach. Just ebbin' and flowin' at the shores of my pelvis, it was hypnotizing. ZOD AS MY WITNESS! It was a sight to behold. It was like rolling waves of pleasure and I was diving deep into the depth of that booty crevice to find the perfect white pearls to give her. I see the froth from her pussy start to form on me like sea foam. I hadn't even got to her brown eye yet but my heart was smiling like a mutha fucka thinking about it. I close my eyes and I'm just feeling it, I inhale the booty breeze and listen to the echoes of the booty clap recoil upon me, when that rugrat starts scratching on the door.

All that poetry in motion crashed on the rocks. My hard-on was immediately castaway. :hmm: Bitch jumps off my dick mad cursing like a sailor talking bout, "Why you close the fucking door for!? Don't be locking my baby out, nigga, you don't live here." I'm like, "WTF!?" I say fuck it I'm out but she like no wait, let me put her to sleep first. I say naw but as I'm gathering my clothing items the kid goes back to sleep. I waiting for her to take her back into the front room. This bitch gonna put her on a pallet on the floor beside the bed. :hmm:

So I'm like alright, hope this works. Im like alright cuz I ain't bust yet anyway and I wanted to get that bootyhole. I build my stroke back up, I'm about to take it deep this time, so we fucking missionary, I'm 20,000 leagues deep swimming in the pussy. Kid is staying sleep so it's all smooth sailing from here. Or so I thought. I pull out dick smelling like sea urchin, flipped her round the horn, it was time to gimme that butt. She ain't have no lube so I tell her to push out and spit a loogie in her butt and harpooned that ass like my name was Captain Ahab, she ain't take no leg but she was gonna gimmie that ass. I couldn't fit all the way in that ass good before the kid woke up AGAIN! So I pulled out and she gapes like a wide mouth bass. I said fuck it for the final time, I couldn't do it. Little skipper climbing in the bed looking at naked ass me climbing out. I washed off hopped in my vessel and went adrift.

:smh:

:lol:When a chick wants you....:lol:

*two cents *
 
I knew a hood rat who would fuck with the bedroom door open because her kids "needed to know how the real world was." Now her oldest son is a flaming, cross-dressing homosexual, the younger son is in and out of jail with five kids by five different mothers, and the daughter is a lesbian. Wild shit, I tell ya!
I know a chick like that. Her oldest son is suspected of being gay, her daughter had a baby for a white dude and is still wondering when he is going to marry her, and the other son is flaming. Mama was/is what I call a Hot Wheels Hoe because everybody played with her.
 
I knew a hood rat who would fuck with the bedroom door open because her kids "needed to know how the real world was." Now her oldest son is a flaming, cross-dressing homosexual, the younger son is in and out of jail with five kids by five different mothers, and the daughter is a lesbian. Wild shit, I tell ya!
:smh: I don't know what this broads logic was for leaving the door open. Like does she think kids can't comprehend this?

Be that I think about it this reply made me think about the fucked up irony of my post.
 
:smh: I don't know what this broads logic was for leaving the door open. Like does she think kids can't comprehend this?

Be that I think about it this reply made me think about the fucked up irony of my post.

Well....if any good can come out of this thread it can be the fact that it can help lay to rest to misconceived notion that the term 'Bitches ain't shit' was just a frivolous saying blanketed in woman hatred....

It ain't.....

Like I stated a couple of posts back and reconfirmed with your tale and others...this shit ain't exactly uncommon and transcends race and social class.

Now were we equally as fucked up to participate in this fuck shit? To a certain degree, yes. I should have bouced the second I saw lil man- well maybe after the four juice boxes I downed, fucking show gets me parched- but my dick was harder than taking a Calc class with no calculator for 'mommy dearest' so I waited it out. Speaking as a man now in his 30's I know better but in me knowing better I should have never been allowed in in the first place. That was HER kid.

Look, chicks be gettin it in as well and have a capacity for the same level of fuck shit us cats get into. To the detriment of all men who like easy ass, those chicks did/do a severe diservice to their children and in my opinion shouldn't have ANY man around them unless it's serious. A man should be presented to a child, not stumbled upon because lil girl wants Mommy to put on the Lion King.

Now..not all 'bitches ain't shit' BUT ENOUGH ARE to disolve to notion that the phrase is reckless woman hate.

There's enough 'exhibit A's' in this thread alone.

*two cents *
 
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I lost my virginity (14 years old) fucking in front of a toddler.

The child was suppose to be in he room playing :rolleyes: but the "babysitter", which technically was the child's adopted sister was suppose to have that situated. Well me and this chick were caking on the phone for days about gettin in. I was like "shiiiiid, I'm about to lose my virginity." :yes:

I was not going to let this moment pass me by. So I rode my bike to the chicks crib. Her parents were gone and the child was in the other room. Ol girl started getting freaky and she said "I want the D inside me, now!" Again I was like "shiiiiiid, it's going down."

So while she is on top (we were on the couch, by the way) I'm smashing, grabbing booty and looking at titties jiggle in my face and I'm like :D. Out of no where I see a little head peek around the corner like

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So I'm like "yo, your sister is watching." So was like "so, let's keep going." So I was like, "shiiiiid, aight!"

Eventually we stopped and the little girl was looking at me with a blank stare. I rode my bike back home happy and somewhat ashamed, but more happy. I lost my virginity, but in front of a toddler. :hmm:

And yall don't act like yall ain't done some fucked up shit for some pussy when yall were teenagers!


Nigga, you gone be fuckin with kids in your future. Chris Hansen will be waiting for you to take a seat. Right over there. :hmm:
 
Well....if any good can come out of this thread it can be the fact that it can help lay to rest to misconceived notion that the term 'Bitches ain't shit' was just a frivolous saying blanketed in woman hatred....

It ain't.....

Like I stated a couple of posts back and reconfirmed with your tale and others...this shit ain't exactly uncommon and transcends race and social class.

Now were we equally as fucked up to participate in this fuck shit? To a certain degree, yes. I should have bouced the second I saw lil man- well maybe after the four juice boxes I downed, fucking show gets me parched- but my dick was harder than taking a Calc class with no calculator for 'mommy dearest' so I waited it out. Speaking as a man in his 30's I know better but in me knowing better I should have never been allowed in on the first place. That was HER kid.

Look, chicks be gettin it in as well and have a capacity for the same level of fuck shit us cats get into. To the detriment of all men who like easy ass, those chicks did/do a severe diservice to their children and in my opinion shouldn't have ANY man around them unless it's serious. A man should be presented to a child, not stumbled upon because lil girl wants Mommy to put on the Lion King.

Now..not all 'bitches ain't shit' BUT ENOUGH ARE to disolve to notion that the phrase is reckless woman hate.

There's enough 'exhibit A's' in this thread alone.

*two cents *

You ain't lying. :cool:

I was gonna mention blame in my post but it was already long. I don't put the blame on me or anybody else's situation in this thread.

That's on her. She is suppose to protect her children from those situations. And if it presents a problem have the decency to say "it's not ok to do this now" or "we'll wait until a better time." That would be respectable even if she was a ho. She'd be a respectable ho, ya know. She shouldn't expect me to care about her kids well being, even if I felt it was wrong.

You shouldn't of had to get those juice boxes :lol: but you did.

Shit like this lets me know these women priorities are fucked up, those same priorities probably lead to the pregancy in the first place. I know a woman has needs they trying to have it all but sacrificing their kids well in the first process. :smh: Don't know what those strong images will do to them later. My first memories were at 3.
 
Ratchet is as ratchet does.

I've told this story on here plenty of times about a similar incident.

Was chilling with a friend over a girls house who sister he was fucking. Chilling talking, she telling me all the sexual shit she like to do, smoking green, drinking geting lit. I pass out. Wake up, faded, my friend is gone. Just me and ol girl in the place with her kid asleep next to me.

I know it's time to fuck this broad, so I make my move on the pussy. Somewhere between us making out and the bedroom the kid wakes up. So she turns on the TV and tells the kid to watch it. Kid gotta be about 3 years old. We go into the bed room leaving the kid in the living room. I'm harder than three rolls of quarters in the bedroom trying to get her panties and bra off with the hurriedupness. But the kid keeps interrupting (mind you the door is still open at this point) and she keep telling her to go back and watch tv. The kid interrupts again for the hundredth time and I say fuck it. I close the door and lock it. Why I do that for (cuz it makes sense right?)

I finally get her fully naked and bent over on the bed. A big brown black ass looking back at me just a juicin'. Ass was big like Nantucket wheat. Looking soft and jiggly I slap it a few times and prepare to mount. By now my hump built up a steady rhythm and I'm looking down at waves of a big ass booty splash all over my dick and stomach. Just ebbin' and flowin' at the shores of my pelvis, it was hypnotizing. ZOD AS MY WITNESS! It was a sight to behold. It was like rolling waves of pleasure and I was diving deep into the depth of that booty crevice to find the perfect white pearls to give her. I see the froth from her pussy start to form on me like sea foam. I hadn't even got to her brown eye yet but my heart was smiling like a mutha fucka thinking about it. I close my eyes and I'm just feeling it, I inhale the booty breeze and listen to the echoes of the booty clap recoil upon me, when that rugrat starts scratching on the door.

All that poetry in motion crashed on the rocks. My hard-on was immediately castaway. :hmm: Bitch jumps off my dick mad cursing like a sailor talking bout, "Why you close the fucking door for!? Don't be locking my baby out, nigga, you don't live here." I'm like, "WTF!?" I say fuck it I'm out but she like no wait, let me put her to sleep first. I say naw but as I'm gathering my clothing items the kid goes back to sleep. I waiting for her to take her back into the front room. This bitch gonna put her on a pallet on the floor beside the bed. :hmm:

So I'm like alright, hope this works. Im like alright cuz I ain't bust yet anyway and I wanted to get that bootyhole. I build my stroke back up, I'm about to take it deep this time, so we fucking missionary, I'm 20,000 leagues deep swimming in the pussy. Kid is staying sleep so it's all smooth sailing from here. Or so I thought. I pull out dick smelling like sea urchin, flipped her round the horn, it was time to gimme that butt. She ain't have no lube so I tell her to push out and spit a loogie in her butt and harpooned that ass like my name was Captain Ahab, she ain't take no leg but she was gonna gimmie that ass. I couldn't fit all the way in that ass good before the kid woke up AGAIN! So I pulled out and she gapes like a wide mouth bass. I said fuck it for the final time, I couldn't do it. Little skipper climbing in the bed looking at naked ass me climbing out. I washed off hopped in my vessel and went adrift.

:smh:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:!!!

Nigga a cock strokeologist smh

:lol:!!!!!!!!
 
herman melville ass nigga over here :lol::cool:

Ratchet is as ratchet does.

I've told this story on here plenty of times about a similar incident.

Was chilling with a friend over a girls house who sister he was fucking. Chilling talking, she telling me all the sexual shit she like to do, smoking green, drinking geting lit. I pass out. Wake up, faded, my friend is gone. Just me and ol girl in the place with her kid asleep next to me.

I know it's time to fuck this broad, so I make my move on the pussy. Somewhere between us making out and the bedroom the kid wakes up. So she turns on the TV and tells the kid to watch it. Kid gotta be about 3 years old. We go into the bed room leaving the kid in the living room. I'm harder than three rolls of quarters in the bedroom trying to get her panties and bra off with the hurriedupness. But the kid keeps interrupting (mind you the door is still open at this point) and she keep telling her to go back and watch tv. The kid interrupts again for the hundredth time and I say fuck it. I close the door and lock it. Why I do that for (cuz it makes sense right?)

I finally get her fully naked and bent over on the bed. A big brown black ass looking back at me just a juicin'. Ass was big like Nantucket wheat. Looking soft and jiggly I slap it a few times and prepare to mount. By now my hump built up a steady rhythm and I'm looking down at waves of a big ass booty splash all over my dick and stomach. Just ebbin' and flowin' at the shores of my pelvis, it was hypnotizing. ZOD AS MY WITNESS! It was a sight to behold. It was like rolling waves of pleasure and I was diving deep into the depth of that booty crevice to find the perfect white pearls to give her. I see the froth from her pussy start to form on me like sea foam. I hadn't even got to her brown eye yet but my heart was smiling like a mutha fucka thinking about it. I close my eyes and I'm just feeling it, I inhale the booty breeze and listen to the echoes of the booty clap recoil upon me, when that rugrat starts scratching on the door.

All that poetry in motion crashed on the rocks. My hard-on was immediately castaway. :hmm: Bitch jumps off my dick mad cursing like a sailor talking bout, "Why you close the fucking door for!? Don't be locking my baby out, nigga, you don't live here." I'm like, "WTF!?" I say fuck it I'm out but she like no wait, let me put her to sleep first. I say naw but as I'm gathering my clothing items the kid goes back to sleep. I waiting for her to take her back into the front room. This bitch gonna put her on a pallet on the floor beside the bed. :hmm:

So I'm like alright, hope this works. Im like alright cuz I ain't bust yet anyway and I wanted to get that bootyhole. I build my stroke back up, I'm about to take it deep this time, so we fucking missionary, I'm 20,000 leagues deep swimming in the pussy. Kid is staying sleep so it's all smooth sailing from here. Or so I thought. I pull out dick smelling like sea urchin, flipped her round the horn, it was time to gimme that butt. She ain't have no lube so I tell her to push out and spit a loogie in her butt and harpooned that ass like my name was Captain Ahab, she ain't take no leg but she was gonna gimmie that ass. I couldn't fit all the way in that ass good before the kid woke up AGAIN! So I pulled out and she gapes like a wide mouth bass. I said fuck it for the final time, I couldn't do it. Little skipper climbing in the bed looking at naked ass me climbing out. I washed off hopped in my vessel and went adrift.

:smh:
 
:smh::smh::smh: Trifling as hell!!!

Reminds of the story somebody posted on here where he said the baby boy was sleeping in bed with the girl so he put his foot on the baby's head and used it as extra "leverage" to get deeper in the pussy or some wild shit like that. I never knew if he said that shit for shock value or what.

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