Christina Aguilera in March Maxim issue

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nice ones,IMHO

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I just ain't feeling her ...maybe its all the piercings, maybe her fakeness...first white, then spanish...fuck her
 
What? Her face aint as SKRONG, no crazy implants and no ass implants she looks more feminine. Would you want to take CA to meet your mom or would you want your mom thinking you paid a prostitute to be your girlfriend?
 
MissMighty said:
What? Her face aint as SKRONG, no crazy implants and no ass implants she looks more feminine. Would you want to take CA to meet your mom or would you want your mom...

Speaking of which, how is yo Moms doing? She was very hospitable when I was in Vegas. :cool: Tell her I said wazzup.
 
MissMighty said:
Shut cho ass up before I text you to death dayum bastid.

Be coo Miss Mighty, be cooo, before I take them txt message fees out yo ass, literally.

Understand this.
 
lmfaooooooooooooo uh huh I got unlimited text messages so don't fuck with me dork.

Comprehend this.
 
she look skinny as hell, I hope that's the photoshop they did on the picture and not the nicole richie diet.
-the Dying to be thin diet- because that shit will fuck you up real quick.

Just look at nicole.
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MissMighty said:
What? Her face aint as SKRONG, no crazy implants and no ass implants she looks more feminine. Would you want to take CA to meet your mom or would you want your mom thinking you paid a prostitute to be your girlfriend?

:yes: I want to take you to meet my mom... :dance:
lol...
Well, both :dance:
 
how is it worse for me when I can send as many messages as I want while this dork only has a certain amount of text messages he can receive before being charged?
 
No impressed at all! She can sing, but the body looks like she's one missed meal from being a horse jockey! As for Coco, I wouldn't take her anywhere near extreme sunlight, for fear body parts would melt!
 
she got a bad cd out it off the chain well i like it and it purely because she can sing so wit that said i would def-ly smash :dance:
 
MissMighty said:
lmfaooooooooooooo uh huh I got unlimited text messages so don't fuck with me dork.

Comprehend this.

That's cuz you be runnin' yo mouth and finger tips. So what we have the same carrier, i don't need unlimitd txt messages. Why? CUZ I DON'T RUN MY MOUTH. The only time I use txt messaging is to txt yo Moms to let her know I'm cumming in to town. :cool:
 
you Cannot Convince Me To Believe Those Pics Are Of Christina Aguilera

No Fucking Way ...no How

Looks Nothing Like The Bitch.
 
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