Check out the lead singer of color me badd
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so much for their supposed"reunion"..
wow he looks like he is just about ready for his tell all book..
http://www.thelostogle.com/2013/08/20/color-me-badd-has-broken-up-again/
Three years after they first attempted a comeback – and apparently enjoyed plenty of “All You Can Eat” buffets – Color Me Badd has broken up.
I know what you’re thinking. They tried to come back?
In June of 2010, Bryan Abrams (the lead singer and one who attacks women) partnered up with Mark Calderon (the Latino dude) to play a couple of shows in Hawaii and the Philippines where everyone still thinks it’s 1991. The following year they added Kevin Thornton (the black dude with the deep voice), went on a State Fair-level club tour of the US, and then went back to Hawaii and the Philippines (I think). Sam Watters, the guy who was known by millions as “The dorky dude who looks like Kenny G,” didn’t take part in the reunion because he’s smart and has enjoyed a successful post-CMB career as a Top 40 producer.
Not surprisingly, the tour and comeback wasn’t very successful. According to my well placed sources, the group had three problems:
1. Most of the people who came out to the shows thought they were attending one of those annoying 5K fun runs where people throw glitter and colored powder on your face. Considering Bryan Abrams hasn’t gone for a jog in years, that didn’t work out well.
2. Color Me Badd’s newer songs – “I Wanna Eat You Up,” “I Adore Meatloaf A More,” and “Feed Me Plankton (As I Float Through The Ocean)” – did not engage audiences.
3. The dorky dude who looks like Kenny G wasn’t there. He was probably worried he’d catch a hypoactive thyroid from his band mates.
Okay, I made all that up and went a little heavy on the fat jokes. I know it’s a low blow and that we’ve all gained weight over the past 20 years, but the fruit, or in this case, delicious fruit smoothies, was just hanging too low on the tree. Coming up with these jabs is like shooting Filet-O-Fish in a barrel of peanut butter.
You can read Bryan’s post about the break-up on his website. It’s titled “A Very Important Message from Bryan Abrams to his Fans.“ Cute, isn’t it? Bryan Abrams thinks he has fans.
Also, here’s the highlight of the group’s reunion tour. It’s worth watching just to see Jillian Barberie’s awkward dance:
jeebus.
I Wanna Eat You Up.--- Sent from Hoodphone using RealniggaTalk
Shit...life can't be hard if u don't play ur cards rite
http://www.thelostogle.com/2013/08/20/color-me-badd-has-broken-up-again/
Three years after they first attempted a comeback – and apparently enjoyed plenty of “All You Can Eat” buffets – Color Me Badd has broken up.
I know what you’re thinking. They tried to come back?
In June of 2010, Bryan Abrams (the lead singer and one who attacks women) partnered up with Mark Calderon (the Latino dude) to play a couple of shows in Hawaii and the Philippines where everyone still thinks it’s 1991. The following year they added Kevin Thornton (the black dude with the deep voice), went on a State Fair-level club tour of the US, and then went back to Hawaii and the Philippines (I think). Sam Watters, the guy who was known by millions as “The dorky dude who looks like Kenny G,” didn’t take part in the reunion because he’s smart and has enjoyed a successful post-CMB career as a Top 40 producer.
Not surprisingly, the tour and comeback wasn’t very successful. According to my well placed sources, the group had three problems:
1. Most of the people who came out to the shows thought they were attending one of those annoying 5K fun runs where people throw glitter and colored powder on your face. Considering Bryan Abrams hasn’t gone for a jog in years, that didn’t work out well.
2. Color Me Badd’s newer songs – “I Wanna Eat You Up,” “I Adore Meatloaf A More,” and “Feed Me Plankton (As I Float Through The Ocean)” – did not engage audiences.
3. The dorky dude who looks like Kenny G wasn’t there. He was probably worried he’d catch a hypoactive thyroid from his band mates.
Okay, I made all that up and went a little heavy on the fat jokes. I know it’s a low blow and that we’ve all gained weight over the past 20 years, but the fruit, or in this case, delicious fruit smoothies, was just hanging too low on the tree. Coming up with these jabs is like shooting Filet-O-Fish in a barrel of peanut butter.
You can read Bryan’s post about the break-up on his website. It’s titled “A Very Important Message from Bryan Abrams to his Fans.“ Cute, isn’t it? Bryan Abrams thinks he has fans.
Also, here’s the highlight of the group’s reunion tour. It’s worth watching just to see Jillian Barberie’s awkward dance:
kind of ironic they were performing with a food truck in the background
I agree! All that clowning, but they sounded good as hell! Also, the brotha looks the same!This was impressive!
Yeah, she married the funny looking one, but the smart one..he still has some producing career or something like that.
Peace,
Not sure why cats ridicule people who age, gain weight or have health problems. Shit happens to everybody who sticks around long enough.
Not sure why cats ridicule people who age, gain weight or have health problems. Shit happens to everybody who sticks around long enough.
Well said....be humble and blessed folks...you may not end up like you think you will or want to
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dis nigga look like da baldwin brother
hey they could always do the subway circuit in ny..be in the 42nd station and sing some old hits..holiday season is here to dat means a shitload of shoppers, tons of tourist, and people with a lot of disposable money..all them cacs would be throwing them dollars in the brown cardboard box and getting video on their cellphones to brag to their friends dat they were there to see an old r&b act live and in person..i swear either people don't think or they got to much pride not to do open area music here in ny..union square is anotha area..couple parks also..some malls
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they could still harmonize......sounded nice
and the great thing is....they didnt need those damn ear pieces in and shit.
but ole boy having to use a walker...
i dont know for boybands but mike said something that he trained half his life so when he retired he said fuck it and enjoyed life and got fat.
They should still go on tour...just change their name to Color Me Sadd
