Canadian man missing for five years found barefoot in the Amazon

This puts early humans migrating by foot in perspective. It took him five years to march over North, central and South America. He's nuttier than squirrel shit but that's an impressive journey.
 
BS...
If he went on foot and didn't use credit cards, how did they get a record of his route? Are they just taking his word for it that he walked all that distance by foot? He flew/drove there.
 
I went to Colorado.
I saw a lot of these white hippie mofos
that look just like him.
they ALL look like the type that just didn't want to go to Law school
and just took to the street.
FUCK HIM & THEM!!!
#WhitePeopleProblems
 
This puts early humans migrating by foot in perspective. It took him five years to march over North, central and South America. He's nuttier than squirrel shit but that's an impressive journey.

That's a crazy fucking hike. All his damn toe nails fell off. :smh:

Funny thing is that he basically did what some hispanics do but in reverse. No ID. No Passport. No problem. Just walk across a border and keep it fucking moving. :eek: Seems like the only ones who can walk around without identification and not get hemmed up are white people and non-black hispanics.
 
This puts early humans migrating by foot in perspective. It took him five years to march over North, central and South America. He's nuttier than squirrel shit but that's an impressive journey.
He had carved roads and tunnels, bridges and shit that he could travel over. Nah, ain't shit like what the ancestors were facing when they migrated in vast untamed wildernesses TEEMING with wild and unfamiliar beasts.
 
man you stole the words right out of my mouth. only a white man could do this shit without a passport and no one questions the shit. plus he's mentally ill. hell yes that movie is coming.
all of us kno the movie is coming..it will be forest gump mixed with castaway and tom hanks will play him.. "barefoot" the movie comin soon 2019
 
When someone is schizophernic do they remember their actions and why they did them?
hollywood dosen't care..this guy is goin to eat raw squirrels in his movie, save kids from fires, talk to birds, learn how to dance with natives, fight racism, this guy is goin to be tarzan, foreest gump, castaway, white ghandi, dances with wolves all in 1..hollywood: facts we don't need facts..all we gotta do is say based on a true story and fill in the blanks with endless bullshit.."barefoot" summer of 2019
 
There was a story with a dumb white dude who froze to death in Alaska. Sean Penn did a movie about him. A similar dummy just the wrong climate lol.
 
That's a crazy fucking hike. All his damn toe nails fell off. :smh:

Funny thing is that he basically did what some hispanics do but in reverse. No ID. No Passport. No problem. Just walk across a border and keep it fucking moving. :eek: Seems like the only ones who can walk around without identification and not get hemmed up are white people and non-black hispanics.
Yup
He had carved roads and tunnels, bridges and shit that he could travel over. Nah, ain't shit like what the ancestors were facing when they migrated in vast untamed wildernesses TEEMING with wild and unfamiliar beasts.
I'm aware the conditions are different however it does go to show you that this trek was very doable.
 
They probably bowed to him as they opened the gates to let his derelict ass walk through their countries....
 
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