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Can a chick with nakid pics on Craigslist be a Cop??

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LEs Stroud

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yo I've been building up the courage to order some pussy off Craiglist for a couple of weeks. I'm in a serious drought.

My plan is to say i want to pay to take naked pics for my private collection. When she takes off her clothes I can safely assume shes not a cop right? I'm going to have a release form and everything.

I'm just thinking a cop couldnt show her pussy or tits but i dont know for sure. And I cant get arrested for paying a model for pornorgraphy pics either

i'm going to do it at my house too. I have security alarms, small camera system and gats so not worried if she comes back trying to break in either.
 
still can't grasp the concept of paying for pussy.

then again i can't grasp the concept of fucking fat chicks either.
 
LEs Stroud said:
yo I've been building up the courage to order some pussy off Craiglist for a couple of weeks. I'm in a serious drought.

My plan is to say i want to pay to take naked pics for my private collection. When she takes off her clothes I can safely assume shes not a cop right? I'm going to have a release form and everything.

I'm just thinking a cop couldnt show her pussy or tits but i dont know for sure. And I cant get arrested for paying a model for pornorgraphy pics either

i'm going to do it at my house too. I have security alarms, small camera system and gats so not worried if she comes back trying to break in either.
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER bring them to your home. Huge mistake!
 
pay for pussy? off Craigslist?....u don't gotta be a pimp not to pay for pussy for man....just be yourself and work yourself up to grade a pussy....accept some c pussy right now long as its clean....but paying? and paying off craigslist?

man...fuck is wrong with you?

do what other excessly no game having desperate men have done....troll at a club til its closed and wait for a fat bitch who's drunk off her ass take her to a no tel and bang the porker ...make sure you give her a fake name and number n smash....

i could maybe understand if your so busy u can't have time to holla but your just not confident and making dumb posts about what your gonna do instead of putting yourself in a position to do it. once you stop making excuses you will make progress.
stop making excuses.

don't fuck no chicks get your self in shape and get out there holla at 5 chicks a week then work your way up to 10 and keep doin that....even if u get rejected least u tried....and eventually u'll be successful.

just don't do that creepy shit u describe on bgol....DON'T EVER DO DO THAT CREEPY SHIT.
 
dudes might not be able to understand it but for whatever reason, my weight, self esteem, new city, lack of confidence but i havent been inside of a women in over 2 years. So before it official hits 3 years i'd like some pussy,

And no bitches are knocking my door either. Thats why when I lose weight and cop a newer whip I'm going to be 1 stuck up mutherfucker
 
LEs Stroud said:
yo I've been building up the courage to order some pussy off Craiglist for a couple of weeks. I'm in a serious drought.

My plan is to say i want to pay to take naked pics for my private collection. When she takes off her clothes I can safely assume shes not a cop right? I'm going to have a release form and everything.

I'm just thinking a cop couldnt show her pussy or tits but i dont know for sure. And I cant get arrested for paying a model for pornorgraphy pics either

i'm going to do it at my house too. I have security alarms, small camera system and gats so not worried if she comes back trying to break in either.
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I heard the female cops have handcuffs in the pussy...watch out
 
betterman said:
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER bring them to your home. Huge mistake!
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correct. never ever ever at your house.

but to answer your question, the shit i see on cops with the "johns" is that they always tell on themselves. as long as you do not say some shit like "ass and head for $150" you should be straight.

andddd, before you negotiate anything, make her grab your dick. and it would be in your favor to record the shit. but DO NOT go to her spot either cause it might be a sting operation

but seriously though, wouldnt it be easier to pick up a drunk bitch at the club. or maybe even a drunk fat bitch.


when you in a drought you cant hold out for a hurricane. you gotta take the sprinkles and the scattered thunderstorms.
 
Maddbaron said:
pay for pussy? off Craigslist?....u don't gotta be a pimp not to pay for pussy for man....just be yourself and work yourself up to grade a pussy....accept some c pussy right now long as its clean....but paying? and paying off craigslist?

man...fuck is wrong with you?

do what other excessly no game having desperate men have done....troll at a club til its closed and wait for a fat bitch who's drunk off her ass take her to a no tel and bang the porker ...make sure you give her a fake name and number n smash....

i could maybe understand if your so busy u can't have time to holla but your just not confident and making dumb posts about what your gonna do instead of putting yourself in a position to do it. once you stop making excuses you will make progress.
stop making excuses.

don't fuck no chicks get your self in shape and get out there holla at 5 chicks a week then work your way up to 10 and keep doin that....even if u get rejected least u tried....and eventually u'll be successful.

just don't do that creepy shit u describe on bgol....DON'T EVER DO DO THAT CREEPY SHIT.
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This is the realest shit i heard in awhile. Real talk i dont go out and was use to fucking chicks I work with when I was slimmer. Shit has changed and i havent changed up my game
 
LMAO If she comes to your house, Cops aint the niggas with guns you need to be worried about. It will be her cousin Ray Ray coming in on some home invasion shit. if its been 2 fucking years you might as well keep beating your dick til you get your shit together.
 
LEs Stroud said:
dudes might not be able to understand it but for whatever reason, my weight, self esteem, new city, lack of confidence but i havent been inside of a women in over 2 years. So before it official hits 3 years i'd like some pussy,

And no bitches are knocking my door either. Thats why when I lose weight and cop a newer whip I'm going to be 1 stuck up mutherfucker
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hey man, i got a homeboy that is the fattest nastiest nigga in georgia and he pulled bitches all the time. not ugly or fat bitches either. bitches can sense the confidence in you and think since you are so confident that you must have something going for you.

just fake the confidence til you feel it. shit use a little liquid confidence. you have to just go out and mingle. just start up conversations with chicks all the time. some of them will feel you and some wont but dont let that stop you. shit every nigga on BGOL probably gets rejected at VERY LEAST 25% of the time (if they are hollarin at bitches).


you cant catch any fish if your hook isnt in the water so get out there and start courting these hoes man. dont forget just fake it til you feel it. and i guarantee that you will start to feel it.
 
LEs Stroud said:
dudes might not be able to understand it but for whatever reason, my weight, self esteem, new city, lack of confidence but i havent been inside of a women in over 2 years. So before it official hits 3 years i'd like some pussy,

And no bitches are knocking my door either. Thats why when I lose weight and cop a newer whip I'm going to be 1 stuck up mutherfucker
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man cop a new whip?...u gonna put yourself in debt for pussy? invest that money man....in stocks and shit....stop creating debt for pussy...

lose weight for your health not for pussy. pussy will always be there....go outside pussy everywhere. chill and relax man.

stop doin shit to get pussy its a sign of weakness. next thing u gonna be dressin like a faggot and using gay code words b/c bitches think that shit is cute.

man the fuck up and start doin shit for yourself.
its not that hard....really.
 
LEs Stroud said:
yo I've been building up the courage to order some pussy off Craiglist for a couple of weeks. I'm in a serious drought.

My plan is to say i want to pay to take naked pics for my private collection. When she takes off her clothes I can safely assume shes not a cop right? I'm going to have a release form and everything.

I'm just thinking a cop couldnt show her pussy or tits but i dont know for sure. And I cant get arrested for paying a model for pornorgraphy pics either

i'm going to do it at my house too. I have security alarms, small camera system and gats so not worried if she comes back trying to break in either.
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With all the internet dating sites around you could get pussy everyday of the week.
 
Damn..I guess i can imagine about ya weight and everything but thats fucking creepy.

Alot of women love dudes with the soft build. Youve never seen the sexy as girls in the store with the fat dude?

YOU could be that fat dude!

Just realize you gotta take shots lol/.
 
LEs Stroud said:
dudes might not be able to understand it but for whatever reason, my weight, self esteem, new city, lack of confidence but i havent been inside of a women in over 2 years. So before it official hits 3 years i'd like some pussy,

And no bitches are knocking my door either. Thats why when I lose weight and cop a newer whip I'm going to be 1 stuck up mutherfucker
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a real man doesn't pay for pussy so stop being lazy and reach your goals in terms of weight and self esteem by investing in yourself first.
do this then the pussy will follow.
you don't need to be denzel or morris chestnut (though they help but it's not needed).
most if not all chicks love a man with confidence, they can smell that shit a mile away.
and no, you don't need the flyest whip either.
 
Da Don said:
still can't grasp the concept of paying for pussy.

then again i can't grasp the concept of fucking fat chicks either.
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Dear Billy,

You are one of the silliest, attention needing bitchez in existence.

Thee end. :hmm:
 
Yeah, that's fuckin' brilliant. Take her to your crib. A thirsty nigga is a stupid nigga. As for your porn photos question, check your local laws. You're worrying about the wrong shit. :hmm::smh:
 
Man Don't Use Craigslist To Pick Up Women Or Buy Pussy. The Cops Monitor That Shit 24-7. Pussy Is Free(if You Got Game).
 
Gon head, Hit her Up, Then when ya ass gets locked /\ for Internet Soliciting for SEX..., You'll see wassup... Mann jus go SPANK the damn MONKEY...
 
LEs Stroud said:
dudes might not be able to understand it but for whatever reason, my weight, self esteem, new city, lack of confidence but i havent been inside of a women in over 2 years. So before it official hits 3 years i'd like some pussy,

And no bitches are knocking my door either. Thats why when I lose weight and cop a newer whip I'm going to be 1 stuck up mutherfucker
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You just told us your problem. You suffer from low self esteem. Here's your hook, don't focus on yourself, focus on her. Women like to feel good about themselves and they love to be complimented and treated nice.

Just start there. If you see a nice looking lady pay her a compliment and look her directly in her eyes. Eventually you will start feeling your confidence building and will not focus on your weight etc.

A man is like a house, no matter what the condition, there's someone for everyone.

Don't focus on the drawers, focus on the head and the drawers will follow.

BTW, Offer any beautiful woman a free portfolio and trust me, the clothes will come off. (DON'T GET OVER ZEALOUS AND RAPER HER THOUGH):lol:
 
They wont be the cops pics.

You wont see the bitch the pictures are from
just smiling officers happy as if they really
stopped something terrible from happening.

:smh:
 

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