Please know what you’re saying:
Moose Knuckles
in yiddish this means a
man that has his pants
hiked uptoo far and has
split the difference in his bean bag leaving one nut on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual nuts (you'll have to
sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that 'sad puppy dog eyes' appearance to the nutsack. most often associated with older men in slacks with belts.