Business Line Answer machine messages:What does your say?

[Lapdanceking]

Business Line Answer machine messages:What does your say?

What is your script for you company answer machine? cell phone or business line?

 

[BronxBomber]

thank you for calling """""""""""" you have been transferred to one of our mobile sales associates. Messages are retrieved from this service daily between the hours of ?? and ??. If you would like to leave a message please do so at the end of this greeting. if you would like to place an order...(whatever you want them to do). If this call is regarding a return or an exchange, please leave a message and a sales associate will contact you as soon as possible. For additional information or service be sure to visit us on the web at www.""""""""""""""""".com (repeat site and say, that's oils with a "z". Again, thank you for choosing fragrant body oilz...where we pamper you to perfection.


Think this is an old one but I still use something similiar

 

[Lapdanceking]

thank you for calling """""""""""" you have been transferred to one of our mobile sales associates. Messages are retrieved from this service daily between the hours of ?? and ??. If you would like to leave a message please do so at the end of this greeting. if you would like to place an order...(whatever you want them to do). If this call is regarding a return or an exchange, please leave a message and a sales associate will contact you as soon as possible. For additional information or service be sure to visit us on the web at www.""""""""""""""""".com (repeat site and say, that's oils with a "z". Again, thank you for choosing fragrant body oilz...where we pamper you to perfection.


Think this is an old one but I still use something similiar

Thnks any more??

 

[cooliojones]

Thanks for calling. We want your money. So give it to us.

 

[BronxBomber]

Thnks any more??

Well what I would do if you are trying to find a good one call around to reputable companies after hours. Also I had some nice long ones but they were just too long. What are you tryin to say? Is this going to be used for all day or for customers to order?

 

[Lapdanceking]

Well what I would do if you are trying to find a good one call around to reputable companies after hours. Also I had some nice long ones but they were just too long. What are you tryin to say? Is this going to be used for all day or for customers to order?

Home health care company ..Basically if you hearing this message we are away type of lingo..

 

[BronxBomber]

Home health care company ..Basically if you hearing this message we are away type of lingo..

What I would do is call Aetna, and some of the bigger names. Then go through your phone book and call the little guys and just get a mix and rock with that. See if you can also get a white woman for the message. Or a Black Woman who has her dialect down.