Burger King Japan Unveils Its Huge Weiner!!
In Japan, Burger King isn't satisfied being merely the king of burgers. They wish to be the king of hot dogs. (Also, the target of ample dick jokes!) Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Z7lbS
Burger King Japan has created an extra-wide sausage they're calling the King's Dog. That's find for them, but we're going to call it a King Dong. Because Noah's inner 8-year-old is loud and controls everything he does. The King Dong is... impressively large, comes smeared with what we're ASSURED is ketchup and mustard, but we have our doubts. It's apparently quite a mouthful. There's no good way to eat this dog daintily, so ladies, don't order the King's Dong, er, DOG on the first date. Bonus tip: if you're at Burger King on a first date, don't plan for a second date.
Find out more about the King Dong, I mean King's Dog over at Rocket News 24: http://goo.gl/6Ti9TS\
And since we can't do a taste test here, read their reactions: http://goo.gl/PXye1N
In Japan, Burger King isn't satisfied being merely the king of burgers. They wish to be the king of hot dogs. (Also, the target of ample dick jokes!) Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Z7lbS
Burger King Japan has created an extra-wide sausage they're calling the King's Dog. That's find for them, but we're going to call it a King Dong. Because Noah's inner 8-year-old is loud and controls everything he does. The King Dong is... impressively large, comes smeared with what we're ASSURED is ketchup and mustard, but we have our doubts. It's apparently quite a mouthful. There's no good way to eat this dog daintily, so ladies, don't order the King's Dong, er, DOG on the first date. Bonus tip: if you're at Burger King on a first date, don't plan for a second date.
Find out more about the King Dong, I mean King's Dog over at Rocket News 24: http://goo.gl/6Ti9TS\
And since we can't do a taste test here, read their reactions: http://goo.gl/PXye1N