Bullshido - Master Gooch's elite fake martial arts

[Thegooch]

Intah da welm of da Mastah Goochi. Bullshido.

Finde yor Ching and yor Chang in a jurney to finde yor innna Chi.

Heere wi wiwl leern to fyght widd no honore or respectk. We wil make yu new man.

Now it time to entah da realm ov Bullshido.......... hiiiyaaawww!!

 

[Thegooch]

In honna of Russian invasion of U-crane we stard wit dee Russian mastahs ovv Bullshido........

 

[dbluesun]

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

Mastah Gooch will bee back soon!!!

 

[Thegooch]

Mastah Gooch hazz tyme fuyu ingrates today!!!!!

Won ovv myee unda studee iz here to kik azzz.......


Mastah Gooch pweesent da skinnee killa ninja.......

Death Sentence!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thegooch]

R(ICE) R(ICE) babee.....


U cannot De-pott Mastah Gooch!!!!

 

[tallblacknyc]

This will forever be 1 of the greatest not trying to be a skit but it look like a skit video.. I love posting this shit

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

Dis howw most a postah here fiyeets!!!

Mannee a beetch azz kneegas!!!!

 

[Thegooch]

In myee Bullshido wree fiyeet widd no honor........







Yoo kick Mann in nutts!!!!


Do azz Mastah Sayeeee!!!!!!!!!















Pain iz guuud!!!!! Make Dem payee n ball juzzz!!!

 

[Thegooch]

Propah techneck iz key!!!!

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

To entah da welm ov Bullshido iz tuu phil your cup so you can empty in here mouff.

Den tell here to swallow!!

We err Alpha!!! Tell here I am mann. Animal-thug!!!

Den tell here to empty da cup!!!

Diz is guud!! Empty cup makke guud skin for here!!!


Bullshido Wizdom

Mastah Gooch / Book of Bullshido

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

Stabba mahn in bakk to ensure victowree. Cruzz victowree iz all dat mattahs in Bullshido.........



LOOK DIS WAY!!!!!!!!




I Cee u reed...........denn......








































































I STABBA U N BaKK azz-whole!!!!!

Element the Surprise!!!!

Mastah Gooch guuuuuuuuud. Mastah Stabba Jabba werr u no lick it, just lick Jail!!!!













Next time no reed azz-whole!!!

Next time maybe no Stabba Jabba like jail