Them rugrats started ringing the doorbell about 45 minutes ago. Went to the door once, told them 'we ain't got no candy', and went back inside.
All the lights were off and they were still coming to the door. Finally my wife said give me a marker and some tape, i'm not trying to be in the house with the lights off. She made a sign that reads No Candy.
I said put it in Spanish too because there's mostly Hispanics coming to our neighborhood on Halloween anyway.
Was kinda looking forward to giving those greedy bastards some candy this year, but i saved quite a bit of money by not buying that junk.