CBS News – A wave of disbelief and panic has gripped federal authorities following the unprecedented escape of Sean "Diddy" Combs from Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, New York. Details remain scarce, but sources within the facility paint a picture of a meticulously planned and audaciously executed operation.
"It's like something out of a movie," one anonymous guard stated, "He was just...gone. One minute he's in his cell, the next, nothing."
The escape, which occurred in the early hours of this morning, has triggered a nationwide manhunt. Reports indicate that Combs, who was awaiting trial on federal charges, utilized a complex network of contacts and resources to facilitate his departure.
Key details emerging:
Inside Assistance: Authorities suspect significant internal assistance, as security protocols appear to have been bypassed with alarming ease. Questions are being raised about potential corruption within the prison staff.
High-Tech Equipment: Evidence suggests the use of advanced technology, including encrypted communication devices and potentially drone assistance, to coordinate the escape.
Possible getaway vehicles: there are reports of a black helicopter seen in the area around the time of the escape.
The FBI, U.S. Marshals, and local law enforcement agencies are working in conjunction to track down Combs, who is now considered a highly dangerous fugitive.
"This is a top priority," stated an FBI spokesperson. "We are utilizing all available resources to apprehend Mr. Combs and bring him back into custody."
The incident has sparked outrage and calls for a thorough investigation into the security protocols at Metropolitan Detention Center.
Questions are being asked about how such an elaborate escape could have been carried out under the noses of federal authorities.
As the manhunt intensifies, one question remains: how long are BGOLers gonna believe this shit?!
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