BREAKING: Kristi Noem’s bag stolen at restaurant

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BREAKING: Kristi Noem’s bag stolen at restaurant with her passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and $3,000 in cash.

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Chris Hampton
Maybe they won't recognize her without makeup and send her to El Salvador

 

[Journey]

How did she get the position of being the head of homeland security. What were her previous qualifications that justified her hiring.

 

[Flawless]

How did she get the position of being the head of homeland security. What were her previous qualifications that justified her hiring.

Trump thought she was hot.

 

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Awwww lol prayers and thoughts

 

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[keith6]

Is Cam Ward going number 1 over all?

 

[trstar]

Sounds suspicious. Why does she have $3k and a passport? Is she doing illegal stuff?

 

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Jenn Starr
The three grand was for the aesthetician needed to overhaul that plastered mug.

 

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Karen Barrs
Jenn Starr no kidding. She wears a $30k watch and still has face like THAT!

Donna LeMert
Jenn Starr $3k wouldn’t even put a dent in the repairs needed.

Chi Tran
Jenn Starr just eww

Carole Jacobsen Dowd
She’s more upset that they got her 3 lb jar of foundation

 

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Cyrus Phillips
After all the chiseling they will find a man. Probably GYM J.

 

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Elizabeth Cheavens Bailey
But the emails

 

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Cosplay Kristi was appointed to secure the homeland - she can't even secure her own purse.

 

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