Body Of Lies - Mo Review

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I know what you're thinking. What? Another espionage movie?
Yes, another one. Body of Lies takes a journey through Jordan with Leonardo DiCaprio as a spy in the Middle East (and in my opinion an unconvincing one at that) who is doing guess what? Well if you've seen "The Kingdom" or "Traitor" you already know. Trying to get to the old man behind the boys setting off the bombs.
You know how this shit works. Don't front. Russell Crowe puts it down as Ed, Leo's boss, who is a cold, ruthless bastard who spends most of his time being a good father to his children. Seriously, most of the movie, he's taking his kids to school or to soccer games while giving Leo orders to fuck shit up. Leo plays a dude named Roger who is trying to find himself and his place in the world while going on missions to try to get to the bottom of the latest, greatest terrorist organization. Riiight. :rolleyes: In the meantime, he meets a banging little Iranian chick named Aisha (sounds like a sista's name :D ) and is trying to establish a life for himself outside of his work.
Now, I have to say I enjoyed the movie because as with most of these espionage movies, it has a good story. I thought "Traitor" and "The Kingdom" were better in certain ways overall but this one doesn't suck. Its good. Russell Crowe proves that he's ten times the actor that Leo is by playing a very convincing southern redneck turned CIA bureaucrat. Russell is all about "fuck 'em and fry 'em while Leo, being in the midst of all of the shit, is much more sympathetic to the people and what's going on in the real Arab world.
Leonardo is a hot and cold actor in my opinion. Sometimes he's really on point and sometimes he's "meh". Although he's been is some really good movies (including this one), he still comes off as some chick's little brother to me. This role was a step back from his performance in "Blood Diamond", where I think he actually showed some A list acting chops. That may well have been Leo's best work as an actor.
Anyway, under Ridley Scott's direction, you already know this movie is gonna take number one at the box office this weekend. You may as well fuck with it if you're gonna fuck with anything else in this realm. If I had to choose between this and Eagle Eye, I'd pick this for the story and Eagle Eye for the action. If I had to watch one over again, it would be this one. I'm sure it'll get an academy nod while Traitor (the better of these two in my opinion) might just slip by the academy. We'll see.
Its worth the money to go see it anytime. Of course there's no nudity but there are a couple of rough death scenes and a torture scene or two that's cringe-worthy.
The movie is too heavy for children. Don't take 'em.
Its a good flick; worth fuckin' with if you're going to spend money on a movie. Its right at the two hour mark, so piss before you watch it.




Oh, here's a bonus review:
If you were thinking of watching Quarantine - don't. Let me save you the trouble. It is a complete, almost shot-for-shot remake of this Spanish horror movie called [REC]. You can either rent it or if you have a rapidshare account, fuck with it that way. [REC] came out in 2007 and they remade that mutha fucka and dropped it THIS YEAR! Ain't that a bitch? Fuck with the original. Its in Spanish but the subtitles are hardcoded into the film. Its okay. Its like 28 Days Later taking place in one apartment building, shot with one camera, "reality" style.

[REC] 2007 DVDRip
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yea i saw Body of Lies last nite. i thought the story was pretty good. Leo/Russ did pretty good acting. i liked Russ he was a asshole and wanted shit done his way. and as Mo stated Leo was just tryna do shit nice/easy. id watch again. only prob i had was i was sittin in the front, but it was a advance screening/free. lol
 
that REC is good as fuck.. dont sleep on it
It wouldn't say it was good as fuck. Been there done that shit before in many other movies. But fuck paying $10 to see Quarantine in a theater full of noisy teenagers when you can download REC from the Hollywood forum dubbed in English. Plus it's the same fucking movie shot-for-shot and dialogue-wise as Quarantine. Hollywood is officially out of ideas!:hmm:
 
It wouldn't say it was good as fuck. Been there done that shit before in many other movies. But fuck paying $10 to see Quarantine in a theater full of noisy teenagers when you can download REC from the Hollywood forum dubbed in English. Plus it's the same fucking movie shot-for-shot and dialogue-wise as Quarantine. Hollywood is officially out of ideas!:hmm:

well i LOVE zombie movies so i really enjoyed it.. how do you think World War Z will translate to film??
 
well i LOVE zombie movies so i really enjoyed it.. how do you think World War Z will translate to film??

They're gonna fuck it up. I know they are.
Still, I think it will be blockbuster level if done right. They've got Straczynski writing the screenplay. He did Babylon 5 and he's writing the Silver Surfer movie set for 2009. There's also a big buzz about his new movie with Angelina Jolie called Changeling. WWZ is set for 2010. I can't say I have the greatest confidence in him since he's a t.v. writer for the most part but he can put together a decent script. I'll reserve judgment until I see what director Paramount brings on board for the project and who they have starring in it.
I know that Brad Pitt's company Plan B Entertainment is the production company so Brad may be in it.
 
I had a pass for a screning of Body of Lies last night (Atlantic Station - Atlanta) but instead used the free theater entry to see a TRIPLE feature of Black movies

5:20 - Lakeview Terrace (stars Samuel L Jackson, produced by Will Smith - this was a really good movie and the one I most would have paid to see)

7:00 - Miracle at St Anna (too many subtitles and German/Italian dialogue [Negroes don't wanna read, Spike!] and the running time was longer than my dick, but I still liked it)

9:30 - The Family That Preys (outside of Alfre Woodard's family it was mostly white people on the screen - another Tyler Perry boxoffice winner and for once a TP woman was the 'bad guy')

Brought my own snacks and besides $5 for 6 hours of parking had a GREAT cheap date! :D
 
9:30 - The Family That Preys (outside of Alfre Woodard's family it was mostly white people on the screen - another Tyler Perry boxoffice winner and for once a TP woman was the 'bad guy')

"For once?" Women are "bad guys" in virtually every one of his films.
 
I'm gonna start a blog called "The Mo Review", copy all your shit from these threads, and throw Google adsense on that bitch. You see where I'm going with this?
 
"For once?" Women are "bad guys" in virtually every one of his films.
Rather, I should say that the two black male characters (Tyler Perry and Rockmond Dunbar) were both NOT bad guys, whereas Tyler usually has a really bad bad guy in every movie for the black female audience to hate on.
It was overall a good flick, and I didn't see those stereotypes so many people here claim are in every TP film. Nor did I see them in last year's "Why Did I Get Married" or "Daddy's Little Girls".
 
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