Black TSA workers can be some fucked up bastards

smoovejazz

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Just now, I went through security, and this Black TSA officer who sounded foreign stopped me even though nothing went off when I went through the metal detector. First, he said he had to check me with the wand. He went a little overboard with the wand, waving it ALL over me. I looked at the Brother behnd me, who gave me the "yeah, I know" look. THEN, he took out another wand and scanned it over my arms and hands, as if I had something implanted in my skin! I said, "Yo man, I don't have an implanted ID chip. I'm not a fucking dog!" I had said nothing to him until that time. I was heated. I finally said, "Am I free to go now?" After a few seconds, he cleared me. I'm quite sure he didn't do this to anyone White. Has anyone else experienced this? What recourse do you have? I'm sure it was because I was Black, and he was Black and from another country, and he thought he was the shit on his job.
 
Just now, I went through security, and this Black TSA officer who sounded foreign stopped me even though nothing went off when I went through the metal detector. First, he said he had to check me with the wand. He went a little overboard with the wand, waving it ALL over me. I looked at the Brother behnd me, who gave me the "yeah, I know" look. THEN, he took out another wand and scanned it over my arms and hands, as if I had something implanted in my skin! I said, "Yo man, I don't have an implanted ID chip. I'm not a fucking dog!" I had said nothing to him until that time. I was heated. I finally said, "Am I free to go now?" After a few seconds, he cleared me. I'm quite sure he didn't do this to anyone White. Has anyone else experienced this? What recourse do you have? I'm sure it was because I was Black, and he was Black and from another country, and he thought he was the shit on his job.

It's unfortunate that you had a less than fortunate experience with the Black TSA worker.

But, I am not sure if he targeted you just because you are Black and I am not certain he has never treated a non-Black person the same. Some people tend to go a little overboard when it comes to jobs that comes with a little authority. Kind of like Otis from Martin. Just extra'd out shit. Lol

You may need to charge this one to the game and not let it ruin your week. If by chance you come across the same TSA worker and experience the same type of treatment, then I would say ask to speak with his supervisor and go from there.
 
I think we all got some messed up TSA stories from our own kind.

Once, a few months after 9/11, I was travelling back to my office in NY from DC. Back then they would have the normal security checkpoint first prior to being let to go to the terminals then another checkpoint prior to boarding where they "random" check individuals.

This one black beyotch, yeah I call her that cause that's what she was, she calls me over, so I go thru their check, searches all my stuff and me. Whatever. So the exit from the little tether strap area led way back around. Like the way you entered it was one way in, same way out which was far from the plane entrance. So I went under the tether and proceeded to my plane. This mofo went buck wild. "Sir sir sir, you can't do that, you have to be rechecked"

I said what? You just checked everything. You laid out all my belongings on the table wanded me down and all. Now you want to do that again, cause I just ducked my head beneath the tether strap?

Yes we have to. I said oh hell's no, call your supervisor. He comes over, another idiot. Said we have to sir. I said pull up your tapes, why should I be searched and I went no where. Just stuck my head under the straps. You have no signs indicating what to do or where any entrance or exit is to this impromptu search area, fuck all of yall.

So now they called Maryland and DC police for me. I'm yelling in the airport fuck all of yall, yall can search my whole damn history but no one is searching me again but that dumb bitch that started all this. Cause now she huffing and puffing talking about she going on break cause she can't take this. The cops acting like I'm supposed to be intimidated by them, said they won't let me board the plane. I said fuck your plane, I can go rent a car and go home, this the last plane ever made? See you dumb mofo's have nothing to do but waste my time but I know my rights maybe better then you do. I don't need this plane and you have no jurisdiction over how I want to travel. Fuck you, none of you are touching my possessions but the same dumb bitch that first started all this.

They all agreed and made her do it against her will. They held the plane til I got on and I was in business class anyways.

Assholes right after 9/11 was the worse. They revamped TSA now, not great but better then what it was back then.
 
I once had a few hours layover at a gate and sat there and watched different sets of TSA employees come to the gate and set up tables and saw how they targeted kids and mostly blacks for random checks. And elderly people and was snickering about who they were gonna fuck with today.

Was appalling. This was all over 10 years ago after 9/11 with the nonsense they used to do at airports.
 
It's called this continuous screening. Even though you didn't set off the metal detector he picked you for additional screening. They're told to do that. It usually happens when it slow but they can do it at anytime. I use to do it to keep a bad chick around the check point a lil longer
 
Until I got Pre-Check, I was consistently pulled aside, and my carry-ons would be thoroughly checked by TSA workers in Detroit Metro.
Were you booking last min or 1 way flights. What you're describing with your carry on stuff being checked is different from the ops complaint. Yours sounds like the selectee line. Certain things you do when buying your tickets trigger you to get sent to that line. And the 2 i listed were the most common. Also the ticket use to have a S on it to let them know to send your ass to that line
 
The second wand was scanning for Bomb Chemicals NOT ID chips
If you fly from time to time get TSA Pre-Check. It will not only
save you TIME but it will give you convenience. Price is reasonable too
at $85.00 for 5 years
 
For anyone who flies and doesn't have any precheck stuff, if you have a TWIC card, that will get you thru TSA lines quicker sometimes as well. If you don't know what the card is, then don't worry about it. But at times I've used mines and they put me thru the VIP lines where I didn't have to remove my shoes or take out my laptop.
 
the funny shit is, when I had my locks...

they always gave me a hard time... now that I keep my hair short damn near bald...

I get called sir and always go through with ease..

then again I have a I dont give a fuck attitude, as long as I dont miss my plane you can check my shit a thousand times...

the worse are the agents when you fly international..

when those fucks are bored.. they will fuck with you..

I had one big shirley from whats happening lookin heffa, just pulled me out the line on my way home to go through my luggage,

the first question that fuckin heffa asked me was do I have a girlfriend...

I was like nah I only fuck with fine hoes overseas...

that just pissed her off and she took my passport to the back hoping to find some shit...
 
went to Orlando and Miami last week......and eventho i checked my firearm and went through extra screening,
i still made it through with a butterfly knife in my carry-on that i didnt know was there.
TSA is fuckin terrible.
 
I'm Black and fly a lot thru Atlanta (entire Black TSA), have Pre-Flight (and Global Entry for international) and have have had the wand on me one in 5 years. Sounds like it's just you...
 
mann i was going thur TSA at baltimore and had a dyke bitch made me strip all way the fuck down in front of her.now keep in mind i was being compliant
with the bitch while people was watching me just only with my damm boxers on then i was like fuck it so i said to the bitch we might as well keep it going cause
you must want to see the rest,dyke bitch got quite turn around and walked away,she must felt summ type of way cause i started laughing at her...
 
The black ones always go hard on other black people to try and impress their white bosses
 
I've had pretty decent experiences with Black female TSA agents... mostly b/c i stay flirting with their ratchet asses :giggle:. I did get pulled aside while about to board the damn plane at the gate by some arab nigga who handchecked my damn carry-on for drugs. I had a chain, cap, and earrings and i suppose the cat felt i was shining too much. I gave that nigga the business as soon as he was done with his "sorry this was completely random". never seen any shit like that in my life
 
mann i was going thur TSA at baltimore and had a dyke bitch made me strip all way the fuck down in front of her.now keep in mind i was being compliant
with the bitch while people was watching me just only with my damm boxers on then i was like fuck it so i said to the bitch we might as well keep it going cause
you must want to see the rest,dyke bitch got quite turn around and walked away,she must felt summ type of way cause i started laughing at her...
Not saying you lying bruh 1st thing is they don't have chick's wand guys and vice versa. 2nd they don't make nobody strip especially out in the open

Grant it i ain't worked there in over a decade but that shit sounds like a lawsuit waiting 2 happen
 
Not saying you lying bruh 1st thing is they don't have chick's wand guys and vice versa. 2nd they don't make nobody strip especially out in the open

Grant it i ain't worked there in over a decade but that shit sounds like a lawsuit waiting 2 happen
aint lying but she didnt wand me...she made me strip after i went thur the metal detectors...something that was on me set the detector off...i was sum what embarrassed by it but i wasnt
tripping cause i just wanted them to what they hav to do so i can catch my flight...i just thought it was weird that a dyke sistah made me do all of that in public...so i had to make light of the situation by coming back at her for that bullshit she made me go thur i will never eva forget that shit....
 
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the funny shit is, when I had my locks...

they always gave me a hard time... now that I keep my hair short damn near bald...

I get called sir and always go through with ease..

then again I have a I dont give a fuck attitude, as long as I dont miss my plane you can check my shit a thousand times...

the worse are the agents when you fly international..

when those fucks are bored.. they will fuck with you..

I had one big shirley from whats happening lookin heffa, just pulled me out the line on my way home to go through my luggage,

the first question that fuckin heffa asked me was do I have a girlfriend...

I was like nah I only fuck with fine hoes overseas...

that just pissed her off and she took my passport to the back hoping to find some shit...
:lol:Yeah but you asked for that. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
aint lying but she didnt wand me...she made me strip after i went thur the metal detectors...something that was on me set the detector off...i was sum what embarrassed by it but i wasnt
tripping cause i just wanted them to what they hav to do so i can catch my flight...i just thought it was weird that a dyke sistah made me do all of that in public...so i had to make light of the situation by coming back at her for that bullshit she made me go thur i will never eva forget that shit....
Yea that's hella weird cuz anywhere that wand goes off at they gotta pat you in that area. So you can see where that can cause issues. I guess they were treating the dyke like a male employee Lol
 
went to Orlando and Miami last week......and eventho i checked my firearm and went through extra screening,
i still made it through with a butterfly knife in my carry-on that i didnt know was there.
TSA is fuckin terrible.
Didnt you have a similar story a few months back? You always carrying something in your bags you didnt know was there. :lol:
 
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