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BILL Maher: ‘Media, Do Your F-king Job’
Published on Nov 5, 2016
Maher There’s a Right Wing Coup Going On, ‘Media, Do Your F cking Job’
Bill Maher opened his show tonight by warning that pretty much everyone is and should be terrified by the prospect of Donald Trump winning.
Maher said, “It’s not fucking funny. There is a slow-moving right-wing coup going on. Media, do your fucking job! Report on it!”
He went off on the FBI for injecting itself into the election, while admitting it’s not “surprising that guys in a building named after J. Edgar Hoover would have issues with women”
And after going on about how dangerous Trump could be, Maher concluded, “People are saying ‘It’s better than Hillary.’ No it’s fucking not! We have to get back to reality!”
Published on Nov 5, 2016
Maher There’s a Right Wing Coup Going On, ‘Media, Do Your F cking Job’
Bill Maher opened his show tonight by warning that pretty much everyone is and should be terrified by the prospect of Donald Trump winning.
Maher said, “It’s not fucking funny. There is a slow-moving right-wing coup going on. Media, do your fucking job! Report on it!”
He went off on the FBI for injecting itself into the election, while admitting it’s not “surprising that guys in a building named after J. Edgar Hoover would have issues with women”
And after going on about how dangerous Trump could be, Maher concluded, “People are saying ‘It’s better than Hillary.’ No it’s fucking not! We have to get back to reality!”
Bill Maher Just Hilariously Turned Trump Into A Superhero
By Brian Tyler Cohen
Published on May 20, 2017
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In his latest “New Rule” segment, the host of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” likened the Trump to a superhero: Orange Sphincter.
Maher pointed out the many ways that the President is like America’s own version of a superhero, in that he is protected by his “power smirk” and his “golden helmet” of hair. Like Batman, “Orange Sphincter” is also a “billionaire socialite from Gotham,” and like Superman, “he has a red cape but wears it in the front,” a reference to Trump’s ultra-long ties.
Maher explains:
“…Which all would be funnier if so many people in this country didn’t really believe in Orange Sphincter, didn’t really believe that he possesses super deal-making powers and a superior brain that can solve in minutes issues that have plagued the country for decades.”
Many of Trump’s own quotes lend themselves to his superhero identity, such as the fact that, “in a short period of time, I learned everything there is to know about health care.” And regarding the Israeli-Palestinian conflict – a struggle that even the most seasoned statesmen in the world have not been able to resolve – Trump said, “It’s something that I think is, frankly, maybe not as difficult as people have thought over the years.”
“Because they were mere mortals,” Maher explained, “whereas Orange Sphincter…”
Of course, this can all be attributed to Trump’s most telling phrase:
“I alone can fix it!”
Maher warns, though, that there is a caveat in this superhero story:
“This one is a little bit trickier because in this one, the superhero is the villain. And that should make us all remember that, in this fight for America, we need to be our own superheroes.”
Watch the entire segment below:
Bill Maher Just Humiliated Trump For His Vile Mika Tweets
On Friday night, Real Time’s Bill Maher gave President Trump the epic scolding he deserves for yesterday’s shockingly sexist and crude Tweets directed at Morning Joe and Mika.
As usual, the hard-hitting host didn’t disappoint, undressing bigoted Trump with a barrage of witty takedowns.
Kudos to Bill Maher for making Trump look like the insecure schoolyard bully that he is.
On Friday night, Real Time’s Bill Maher gave President Trump the epic scolding he deserves for yesterday’s shockingly sexist and crude Tweets directed at Morning Joe and Mika.
As usual, the hard-hitting host didn’t disappoint, undressing bigoted Trump with a barrage of witty takedowns.
Kudos to Bill Maher for making Trump look like the insecure schoolyard bully that he is.
Bill Maher waited all week to roast our bigoted President for defending the Charlotte Neo-Nazis, and even found time ridicule Stephen Bannon's unceremonious departure from the White House.
LOL! Bill Maher will be leaving us for a holiday break, so he just jumped ahead in the season and took Trump on a hysterical and surprisingly shocking look back at Trump's life a la "It's A Wonderful Life"...
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