I can't tell if that was a boat nearby. If it was, fresh calamari would have been for dinner that day.
Big-ass Squid attacks paddle boarder
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I can't tell if that was a boat nearby. If it was, fresh calamari would have been for dinner that day.
And humans think we high on the food chain… just off sea life alone we probably wouldn’t be top 100
cacs will do that yet won't eat gluten
Not really that large actually but it wasn't shooting ink or anything so I wonder what was going on. Maybe it was injured.
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Humboldt squid
Are large, predatory squid living in the eastern Pacific Ocean. Typically they reach a mantle length of 4 ft 11 in, making it the largest member of its family. They swim at speeds up to 15 mph. They have a reputation for aggression toward humans, although this behavior may only occur during feeding times. This squid uses its barbed tentacle suckers to grab its prey and slices and tears the victim's flesh with its beak and radula. They often approach prey quickly with all 10 appendages extended forward in a cone-like shape. Upon reaching striking distance, they open their eight swimming and grasping arms, and extend two long tentacles covered in sharp hooks, grabbing their prey and pulling it back toward a parrot-like beak, which can easily cause serious lacerations to human flesh. These two longer tentacles can reach full length, grab prey, and retract so fast that almost the entire event happens in one frame of a normal-speed video camera. Each of the squid's suckers is ringed with sharp teeth, and the beak can tear flesh, although they are believed to lack the jaw strength to crack heavy bone.[
Are large, predatory squid living in the eastern Pacific Ocean. Typically they reach a mantle length of 4 ft 11 in, making it the largest member of its family. They swim at speeds up to 15 mph. They have a reputation for aggression toward humans, although this behavior may only occur during feeding times. This squid uses its barbed tentacle suckers to grab its prey and slices and tears the victim's flesh with its beak and radula. They often approach prey quickly with all 10 appendages extended forward in a cone-like shape. Upon reaching striking distance, they open their eight swimming and grasping arms, and extend two long tentacles covered in sharp hooks, grabbing their prey and pulling it back toward a parrot-like beak, which can easily cause serious lacerations to human flesh. These two longer tentacles can reach full length, grab prey, and retract so fast that almost the entire event happens in one frame of a normal-speed video camera. Each of the squid's suckers is ringed with sharp teeth, and the beak can tear flesh, although they are believed to lack the jaw strength to crack heavy bone.[
Meanwhile our fish and salad loving asses have found out how to split atoms, create super viruses, and leave earth’s orbit.
Who cares if we’re aren’t “apex predators or top of the food chain.” We’re so powerful we have to go out of our way to avoid accidentally causing extinction of entire species.
From the perspective of animals humanity as a whole are like a god. A really irresponsible god. That cac could have bashed that squid's head with the paddle and eat his ass for dinner.
look like a jack move. squid wanted to try it out.
Some animals: but can you flyMeanwhile our fish and salad loving asses have found out how to split atoms, create super viruses, and leave earth’s orbit.
Who cares if we’re aren’t “apex predators or top of the food chain.” We’re so powerful we have to go out of our way to avoid accidentally causing extinction of entire species.
From the perspective of animals humanity as a whole are like a god. A really irresponsible god. That cac could have bashed that squid's head with the paddle and eat his ass for dinner.
Some animals: but can you swim under water without any assistance for an hr
Some animals: but can you see in the dark
Some animals: but can you hear something from a mile away
Some animals: but can you smell something a mile away
Some animals: but can you lift something 10 times your weight
All animals: ya the only species that need money to survive, live to work, consume harmful things even though you know it’s bad for you, can’t sense natural disaster with ya natural senses, aren’t align with the earth, destroy the place that you live on
I don't understand what was so funny.
That Squid could have easily grab him dragged Him down and ate him.
That Squid could have easily grab him dragged Him down and ate him.
Had it been her on the paddle board id just be making hentai jokes
Squidward was just lookin' for his ol' pal Spongebob so they can get back to making those delicious crabby patties.
Nawl.
would loved to have seen that in action and that mf getting his scream on as the squid went in for some of that leg bone
This is my first time seeing footage of a giant squid next to a human.
This is my first time seeing footage of a giant squid next to a human.
LISTEN....He's lucky. That shit it not funny at all. He would have been food.
That's why I wore my life jacket last time I was that far out. Fuck looking like a pussy. I knew if I somehow lost my board that was ass. Plus it's that much harder to be pulled under too lol.
I don’t fucc wit no waters that gat shit inside of it
Niggas be In lakes and shit
Niggas be In lakes and shit
OP TRUSTED THE SQUID
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