Refugee's Log - Stardate: 9-2-09
After a brief war with the inhabitants of Femminoiria, the BGOL Refugee formed a truce with the ladies of SOL and their galactic council, led by OnyxFemme modified their laws to accomodate us.
Captain Heist knew this situation was uncomfortable for all parties, but rallied the troops and kept moral high.
After confering with his Chief Engineer, Tracy Jordan,
he was of the opinion that the Quaid Drive engines were outmoded and "wack" and that repairs would be prohibitively expensive.
Chief Jordan said the 10 Galactic Credits would be better spent at the strip club and blowing purp.
Captain Heist, agreed.
Also, after further examination and evaluation if was found that the USS Broke Ass Niggu.69's hull and main structure had been damaged by Space Trolls and Leeches. The hull composition breached, it was decided the entire ship was due for retirement.
In short order, Niggu.69's was salvaged for parts and a planetry scout ship was constucted.
It's engines although not powerful, were designed to run on and be fueled by the almost unlimited availability of the mineral isotope, Hate Postium-21
Captain Heist set off to scour the inter-verse for a new homeland.
24 hours later Captain Heist returned to Femminoiria with a newly commissioned ship, the SMD - F.U. Hatuz and heralded news of a new planet and freshly signed treaty with its inhabitants.
Captain Heist had found a new home world on the outskirts of distant system in the Lamez Free Trade Zone. Having heard of the autocratic goings on on and shameful reputation of Planet BGOL and it's leader HNIC, they welcomed the refugees to their planet - one with more freedoms and less rules. Unclaimed and free lands were set aside and a welcome party was awaiting the new arrivals to planet Code Name: Exodus
Throughout the day, 127 refugees boarded the SMD F.U. Hatuz. Around 11am EDT, he fired up the exit orbital engines and departed ...
A few Donor Pirates tried to make an attempt to invade and even blockade the space travel lanes in their Ass Pirate 1000 when they realized what was going on ...
But the they were quickly dispatched due to Hatuz Blocker Shields
.... to be continued
Captains Log Update: A few of the Donor Party have secretly joined the refugees and are currently residing on Planet Exodus touting dual and even triple citizenship with Femminoiria and here.
After a brief war with the inhabitants of Femminoiria, the BGOL Refugee formed a truce with the ladies of SOL and their galactic council, led by OnyxFemme modified their laws to accomodate us.
Captain Heist knew this situation was uncomfortable for all parties, but rallied the troops and kept moral high.
After confering with his Chief Engineer, Tracy Jordan,
he was of the opinion that the Quaid Drive engines were outmoded and "wack" and that repairs would be prohibitively expensive.
Chief Jordan said the 10 Galactic Credits would be better spent at the strip club and blowing purp.
Captain Heist, agreed.
Also, after further examination and evaluation if was found that the USS Broke Ass Niggu.69's hull and main structure had been damaged by Space Trolls and Leeches. The hull composition breached, it was decided the entire ship was due for retirement.
In short order, Niggu.69's was salvaged for parts and a planetry scout ship was constucted.
It's engines although not powerful, were designed to run on and be fueled by the almost unlimited availability of the mineral isotope, Hate Postium-21
Captain Heist set off to scour the inter-verse for a new homeland.
24 hours later Captain Heist returned to Femminoiria with a newly commissioned ship, the SMD - F.U. Hatuz and heralded news of a new planet and freshly signed treaty with its inhabitants.
Captain Heist had found a new home world on the outskirts of distant system in the Lamez Free Trade Zone. Having heard of the autocratic goings on on and shameful reputation of Planet BGOL and it's leader HNIC, they welcomed the refugees to their planet - one with more freedoms and less rules. Unclaimed and free lands were set aside and a welcome party was awaiting the new arrivals to planet Code Name: Exodus
Throughout the day, 127 refugees boarded the SMD F.U. Hatuz. Around 11am EDT, he fired up the exit orbital engines and departed ...
A few Donor Pirates tried to make an attempt to invade and even blockade the space travel lanes in their Ass Pirate 1000 when they realized what was going on ...
But the they were quickly dispatched due to Hatuz Blocker Shields
.... to be continued
Captains Log Update: A few of the Donor Party have secretly joined the refugees and are currently residing on Planet Exodus touting dual and even triple citizenship with Femminoiria and here.
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